Jokes about Texas (Page 2): :lol: Thank YOU for the "official jacket of Oregon". You DO have some rain spells, huh? I've been to and through you beautiful state several times. Never...

Tasine Loc: Southwest US

fom wrote:

Hey thanks for the insight. The raincoat is the official jacket of Oregon.

:lol: Thank YOU for the "official jacket of Oregon". You DO have some rain spells, huh? I've been to and through you beautiful state several times. Never have stayed for any length of time, but only because of time restraints.

Tasine Loc: Southwest US

slatten49 wrote:

I agree! Being native Texan, and currently retired in my home state, I can honestly say we possess a great sense of humor. We are used to being the brunt of many jokes...stoked by jealousy and envy of our Great State.

I am not 6'4", a cowboy, nor an oil-man. We Texans are as diverse as our topography & weather. And, if you don't like our weather, wait 5 minutess...it'll change before your eyes! :wink: :mrgreen:

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You know that I, too, am Texan and not wealthy, not influential, and not currently there. I live in AZ because that's where my man lives - he tried living in Texas with me, but his arthritis couldn't handle the humidity, so we moved to the mountains where I have had the privilege of occasionally waking up to snow!!!!!!

Theimpeacher

These are funny! Had my chuckle for the day.

Theimpeacher

One great thing about Texans is they don't take no crap, especially the president's and those alike. If Texas seceded from the government, our family will become Texans and be proud of it. Nobody craps on Texas, not even ole plow boy himself.

Tasine Loc: Southwest US

Theimpeacher wrote:

One great thing about Texans is they don't take no crap, especially the president's and those alike. If Texas seceded from the government, our family will become Texans and be proud of it. Nobody craps on Texas, not even ole plow boy himself.

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ATTA BOY!!! There are surely worse places to live than in Texas! Except for some of the larger cities, the state is mostly filled with people who can reason, use logic, and think on their feet.

SeniorVerdad

Kevyn wrote:

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I used to live in Texas and heard this good one about Texas Aggies(Texas A&M folks). How do you get a one-armed Aggie out of a tree? You wave to him(I guess they have a rep of not being the best and brightest). Told to me by a Texan!!

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

Texans don't like this one. A Texan is just a Mexican on his way to Oklahoma

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Kevyn wrote:

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The only reason Texas is still a part of the U.S. is because Oklahoma and New Mexico suck, forcing us to stay!

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

Texas has great BBQ and Mexican food. I ate Good there

archie bunker Loc: Texas

fom wrote:

Texas has great BBQ and Mexican food. I ate Good there

Yes we do, but you have to have New Mexico green chilis with it!!

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

Love Jalepenos and Chili Relenos Here I get seafood that can't be beat. Gotta get me some New Mexico Green Chilisquote=archie bunker]Yes we do, but you have to have New Mexico green chilis with it!![/quote]

archie bunker Loc: Texas

fom wrote:

Love Jalepenos and Chili Relenos Here I get seafood that can't be beat. Gotta get me some New Mexico Green Chilisquote=archie bunker]Yes we do, but you have to have New Mexico green chilis with it!!

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Yeah, you should. The best way is to get them fresh, roast and peel

them, and use, or bag and freeze them. Where you are located, getting fresh ones might be hard. Check out Hatch Chili on line.
You might get some there. Good stuff!!

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

We get great Chilis grown in Dillard about 2 hours drive from here

archie bunker wrote:

Yeah, you should. The best way is to get them fresh, roast and peel

them, and use, or bag and freeze them. Where you are located, getting fresh ones might be hard. Check out Hatch Chili on line.
You might get some there. Good stuff!!

rhomin57 Loc: Far Northern CA.

Lived in Amarillo for 4yrs, from '85 to '89, and loved it. Worked at a truck-stop for a few months helping hubby out as he got started in his new job. At one time there was this young couple who came in to the coffee area where the wife was complaining about all the knocking on their Semi-Trucks door through out the night. They were setting in my section and being concerned I offered to call the Police, or report it to our Truck Stop manager. Well, my husband who was sitting not to far away was waving me down and saying No, don't do that. as he laughed! Needless to say I didn't know there were prostitutes in Amarillo, Tx., let alone in the Truck Stops.
We, the whole family, moved away back to northern CA., when Hurricane Hugo was in the Texas Gulf '88 or '89. It spawned 18 tonadoes across Amarillo and Canyon, where the first house on our street had it's roof torn off, and the last one was a mobile home that was twisted like tin foil. The housing tract catti-corner from us was devastated. We eventually went out in hubby's company truck and searched for standed people from the flash flooding that was up to the trucks door. Not long after that- we were outta there!

alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

Tasine wrote:

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You know that I, too, am Texan and not wealthy, not influential, and not currently there. I live in AZ because that's where my man lives - he tried living in Texas with me, but his arthritis couldn't handle the humidity, so we moved to the mountains where I have had the privilege of occasionally waking up to snow!!!!!!

you say "privilege" to wake up to snow, when you have shoveled as much of it as I have you will no longer call it a privilege I was born and raised in central lower Michigan that's why I now live in southern California