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Jan 10, 2021 03:06:26   #
Capt-jack wrote:
The passenger steamer SS Warrimoo was quietly knifing its way through the waters of the mid-Pacific on its way from Vancouver to Australia. The navigator had just finished working out a star fix and brought Captain John DS. Phillips, the result. The Warrimoo's position was LAT 0º 31' N and LONG 179 30' W. The date was 31 December 1899. "Know what this means?" First Mate Payton broke in, "We're only a few miles from the intersection of the Equator and the International Date Line". Captain Phillips was prankish enough to take full advantage of theopportunity for achieving the navigational freak of a lifetime. He called his navigators to the bridge to check & double check the ship's position. He changed course slightly so as to bear directly on his mark. Then he adjusted the engine speed. The calm weather & clear night worked in his favor. At mid-night the SS Warrimoo lay on the Equator at exactly the point where it crossed the International Date Line! The consequences of this bizarre position were many:


The forward part (bow) of the ship was in the Southern Hemisphere & in the middle of summer.



The rear (stern) was in the Northern Hemisphere & in the middle of winter.



The date in the aft part of the ship was 31 December 1899.



In the bow (forward) part it was 1 January 1900.



This ship was therefore not only in:



Two different days,



Two different months,



Two different years,



Two different seasons



But in two different centuries - all at the same time!
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Well...., not exactly two centuries. They missed being in two centuries by one year. Had they been a year later, and been there in 1900 and 1901, THEN they would have been there in two centuries. You see a century begins with year 1, 101, 201, ... 1801, 1901, 2001, etc., and ends with 100, 200, 1800, 1900, 2000, etc. There was no year "0". The calendar went from 1 BCE to 1 CE or 1 BC to 1 AD. We had the same problem when EVERYBODY celebrated Y2K at midnight of 12/31/1999 when it actually occurred at midnight 12/31/2000. The Y2K computer glitch would have only happened on 12/31/1999-1/1/2000, but as we now know nothing actually happened.
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Oct 27, 2020 01:44:24   #
I got this from a friend I served in the Navy with who writes poetry. I thought this one was quite funny. I'm printing it here for your enjoyment with his permission. He told me he writes 3 - 4 a day.


Enlightenment

I have achieved enlightenment
I oft converse with gods
I've reached the peak of constant bliss
Against tremendous odds

I know that what is, is
And what isn't never was
Ask me any question
And I'll answer "just because"

I walk barefoot on lofty pathways
And know no earthly woes
Til I look down with an earthly frown
And see dogshit between my toes
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Sep 8, 2020 03:22:56   #
TexaCan wrote:
Are there any racing fans out there in OPP Land? I’ve always enjoyed watching the Derby every year. I grew up watching racing with my Dad and have continued to enjoy it. It’s a little strange not seeing all the fans and the Southern atmosphere with all those Big hats, but the thrill of the race will be the same. I love to hear the stories especially about the trainers, that’s a key component of these horses winning.

I’ve been reviewing the horses and watching some of their races and this is my prediction.....just for fun!

I think that the favorite Tiz the Law will win unless something happens! He has the speed and the consistency!

The real question is who will place second, third, and forth! I don’t think the horse Authentic will hold up for
1 1/4 mile. In the Haskell race, NY Traffic almost caught up with him! If he had of had two more strides, NY Traffic would have won! He gets stronger the farther he goes! He sticks that nose out front and reaches out with those front legs! Authentic just didn’t have it! In the Santa Anita race, Authentic was far the favorite but was beat by Honor A.P. ! I think this grey horse will place second and Honor A.P. third and Authentic forth!

I’ve never gotten all these right yet.........but I sure enjoy the race and betting with my husband!
Are there any racing fans out there in OPP Land? ... (show quote)



Hi Texacan,

I worked the $2 Place window the day before Derby Day and Derby Day about 42 years ago before everything went computerized. Was working at the Louisville, KY P.O. at the time and a lot my friends had permanent jobs at the various tracks. Since they didn't hold races at the different tracks at the same time, they would sort of follow the horses. They all worked the midnight shift at the P.O. so were able to work at the track during the day. Louisville has Churchill Downs for the thoroughbreds and Louisville Downs for the Trotters. Then they also race at Lexington, Evansville, IN, and I think Cincinnati, but I'm not sure. I only worked at Churchill Downs those two days for about five years until I got promoted to a management position in Oklahoma. Back then it paid $130 a day before taxes and losses of course.

Red Onion Rip
Purcell, Oklahoma
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Aug 5, 2020 00:20:05   #
drlarrygino wrote:
Blah blah boob, still trying to tell us HCQ doesn't work when that lie has already been exposed!! Catch up on your medical journals. Thousands of doctors are now endorsing it. Only leftists dispute real science!



I've read enough reports to believe it works, but how can one get it. I believe the proper dosage is 200mg per day twice a week as a prophylactic measure. Or in early stage CV-19, 200mg HCQ once a day, 200mg Azithromycin once a day and 220mg Zinc Sulphate once a day for five days.
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Jul 24, 2020 15:14:46   #
I was raised in San Diego and everything was the same as all the other stories above. I don't think it mattered where we were raised it was the same. My Junior and Senior years I lived on my Uncles farm in Southern Indiana. The only difference between there and San Diego, everything and all my friends there were further apart. And I had to ride a bus to school instead of walking.
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Jul 23, 2020 22:45:45   #
And why was there a sparse crowd at Trump's Tulsa Rally? Simple, Antifa and the ignorant Demonrats requested and got as many tickets as they could, then didn't show. It's a favorite trick of theirs, they do it at all the Trump rallys. Maybe it's time the Trump followers started doing the same thing at the Biden and other demon-rat rallys. Two can play at that game.
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Jul 18, 2020 02:14:37   #
Also not wearing any gloves!
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May 20, 2020 03:08:00   #
AuntiE wrote:


And remember ... The letters in racoon, when rearranged, spell corona.

Red Onion Rip

AKA William "Rip" Van Winkle
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May 7, 2020 18:51:56   #
dtucker300 wrote:
I bought my first rental property in Oceanside in 1985 when my parents moved to Vista for their retirement. I moved here from LA, 20 years ago. I doubt you would recognize anything around here. What used to be single lane highways are now three- and four-lane freeways. Solid wall to wall development from Oceanside to Escondido and from Oceanside to Tijuana. The only open space left along the coast is Camp Pendleton. Too many people, too much traffic.

There are still a lot of nurseries.
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The last time I was out there was in 1993. My dad is buried at Fort Rosecrans on Point Loma and we were living in Tucson at the time. Mom was visiting from Indiana so we took her over to visit dad's grave and drive around to some of the places we had lived out there. I had a hard time finding my way around because everything had changed so much. I've used Google Earth to go to different places and see how things have changed since then.
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May 7, 2020 04:32:09   #
dtucker300 wrote:
And finally these.


I see you're from or live in Vista, CA. I lived in San Diego from 1946 through 1955 then Encinitas until 1960. We had a small nursery in Encinitas where we grew hyworthias (sp) a type of succulent. When they multiplied, we boxed them and took them to someone in Vista who potted them and shipped them all over the country. I think we got $.05 each for the plants.

Redonionrip (William Van Winkle)
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Jan 22, 2020 00:06:28   #
Of the Senate held secret hearings then they would be no better than the house. The Senate should conduct everything above board so no one can accuse them of trying to cover anything up.
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Jan 4, 2020 03:51:06   #
I started using CPAP for sleep apnea in 1998. Up to that time, I had to get up at least 2-3 times each night to pee. When I started the CPAP, I stopped getting up at night. The book I read on sleep disorders said unless you get into REM sleep, you WILL have to get up to pee. When you go into REM sleep, urine production drops. This is why you don't have to get up during the night. I also confirmed this information with my sleep doctor, Dr. Jonathan R. L. Schwartz of Oklahoma City Integris Hospital. I also sleep on a Craftmatic bed with the foot raised the maximum and the head raised about half way. This helps drain the fluid from my legs (I also have congestive heart failure, which causes swelling in the feet and lower legs) and raising the head helps prevent reflux.
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Jan 3, 2020 01:09:39   #
I always thought the decade began with the year 1 as in 2001, 2011, 2021, etc. Just like the century's begin with 1, 1901, 2001, since there was no year "0". We went from B.C.E. 1 to C.E. 1. Or, if you must, BC 1 to AD 1. 2020 is actually the 20th year of the the 21st century or the end of the 2nd decade of the 21st century. The first century went from January 1, 1 to December 31, 100. Everyone celebrated the turn of the century one year early. Sorry.
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Dec 19, 2019 19:57:35   #
EmilyD wrote:
Anyone one have tips on how to do this?
Going tomorrow...13 year buddy.



EmilyD

When I had to say goodbye to my little 20 lb Chihuahua-Terrier mix after 17 years, it was the hardest thing I ever did. However, I'm sure she knew it was her time. It was the first time in 17 years I took her to the Vet that she was perfectly calm. I went in the room with her and sat with her while he gave her a shot to make her sleepy and petted her and talked to her, then he came in and gave her the shot to stop her heart and I stayed with her until she was gone. That was in January 2004, and as I write this I'm shedding tears just thinking about it. Afterwards, lookup and read the story of Rainbow Bridge. I won't say it will help. I think the only thing that helps is to go to a shelter and adopt another dog. Although, we waited 9 years before getting another one then a year later we got another. They both weigh about 10-12 lbs. I know some people just drop their dog or cat off and let the Vet take care of it. I think they deserve better than that, that's why I stayed with mine. Hope this helps.

Red Onion Rip
A.K.A. Rip Van Winkle
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Dec 15, 2019 02:17:59   #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
The 10 Most Offensive Board Games Ever Published
ROSIE LOUIS
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Famous board games have made family entertainment out of some dark stuff, from bankruptcy to murder to naval warfare. But when you dig a little further into the industry’s history, you find things getting considerably more disturbing. You spot games about racism, the sex trade, and even genocide—stuff so offensive you can hardly believe the games were ever published.

10. “Gay Monopoly”
Fire Island Games released this “Celebration of Gay Life” in 1983, right in time for the decade’s new gay rights movement. Like so many spins on the classic version of Monopoly, this game keeps the core real estate mechanics but throws in a thematic twist. In the original game, players buy houses and hotels; in Gay Monopoly, they buy bathhouses and bars. The original playing tokens have been swapped out for what were assumed to be gay-themed substitutes—a teddy bear, a jeep, a blow drier, a leather cap, handcuffs, and one stiletto heel.On the flip side, it seems that the game does bring a few new dishes to the table. Take “Family Pride Cards” for example. Each card describes a notable gay man, and the player who can correctly identify him gets to move to any space on the board. The pile also contains a few “Camp Cards.” Draw one of these, and you have to perform a stereotypical gay camp action, such as striking a pose and yelling, “Fabulous.”“Gay Monopoly” was published by a division calling itself the “Parker Sisters.” They were unconnected to Parker Brothers, who publish the actual Monopoly game and reportedly shut the gay spinoff down with a copyright lawsuit.

9. “The Sinking of the Titanic”
This game from Milton Bradley sends players across around the board, rescuing passengers from the Titanic‘s staterooms. You have to escort all the passengers to lifeboats before the ship goes down, at which point the game shifts gears, and you must now hunt for food and fresh water—by drawing cards. A rescue ship eventually shows up, and players must race to it. The first one there wins the game. Everyone else dies.“The Sinking of the Titanic” received a ton of criticism when it was released in 1975. So the company released a sister version in the UK the following year, changing the title to “Abandon Ship.” This version is set in the Pacific Ocean, and the ship collides with a coral reef instead of an iceberg. The name change cost the company the “Titanic” title’s name recognition. But since people weren’t exactly eager for a game that made light of a famous tragedy, the switch was probably for the best.

8. “Life As A Blackman”
This Underground Games release from 1999 offered a simple yet heavy message: Life as a black man is hard. Delivering this message pretty much involved trotting out a parade of stereotypes, blurring the lines between satire and genuine racism.Each player starts the game as a black 18-year-old high-school graduate. Players must make moral choices throughout the game, and may find themselves in Black University, the ghetto, the military, or “Glamourwood.” The first player to reach the “freedom” space at the top of the board wins the game.Unlike many games on this list, “Life as a Blackman” isn’t forgotten. An app of the game is coming soon for your iPhone.

7. “What Shall I Be: The Exciting Game of Career Girls”
Published in 1966 by Selchow & Righter, this less-than-exciting game was once considered an educational game for young girls, outlining suitable career options young women may want to pursue. The game includes a detailed outline of the “proper” personality for each of the prospective careers.It’s perhaps no surprise that the only options included in the ’60s game were a teacher, airline hostess, actress, nurse, model, or ballet dancer. The male counterpart of the game, published by the same company, had career options such as lawyers and astronauts. Fortunately, the game was updated in 1976, swapping the stereotypical women’s roles for such career paths as medical school and law school.

6“Blacks & Whites”
Here’s another example of a game that tries to illustrate racism, with pretty shocking results.“Blacks & Whites,” according to publisher Dynamic Design Industries, depicts housing discrimination through “the absurdities of living in different worlds while playing on the same board.” At the beginning of the game, players choose to either be a “Black” or a “White,” and the choice handily determines who wins the game.The Whites comprise the majority of players, start with $1 million, and can buy property anywhere on the board. Their black counterparts are the minority, start the game with only $10,000, and can’t buy many properties. These properties that the players fight over range from the “inner ghetto” and “outer ghetto” to “lower integrated” and “upper integrated” neighborhoods to, lastly, “newer estates” and “older estates.”True to life in the ’70s, when the game was published, “Blacks” and “Whites” each draw from their own set of “opportunity cards.” A typical White opportunity card: “Stock dividend from a company that makes tear gas. Collect $40,000.” A typical Black one: “Government begins urban-renewal project. You lose both Harlem and Watts. Collect full price less 10% from Treasury.”

5. “Busen Memo”
This 2003 memory game plays practically just like any other memory game you would buy for an 8-year old. Except for one thing: Instead of matching the usual toy cars and smiling apples, players of the game match the right and left breasts of 48 women.Each individual tile has a picture of one of a woman’s bare breasts, You place all the cards facedown at random and then flip two of them over. If you manage to uncover a matching pair, you get to go again; if not, your opponent takes a turn.In case you couldn’t guess it by now, “Busen Memo” is German for “Bosom Memory.”

4. “Darkies In The Melon Patch”
Now it’s time move away from those games that merely teach about racism—“Darkies in the Melon Patch” is racism, plain and simple.Players take up the roles of four dark-skinned gentlemen attempting to escape a patch of melons. Angry farmers and bearded grandmothers act as threats. The path also offers some tempting distractions, such as melon races and seed spitting contests.Though the game allegedly dates back to 1910, some versions for sale are modern counterfeits. It’s possible that the game was manufactured fairly recently and was just falsely dated to a time when such racist nonsense seemed reasonable.

3“Project Pornstar”
“Project P” casts players as directors of their own porn flicks. If you’ve ever played a trading card game, you have a rough idea of how this works—the various cards in the game represent components for your film, and the best combinations win you the most points. Since you’re making a porno, one set of cards represents your actors (men, women, amenable livestock), and another represents objects (handcuffs, for instance, or a cucumber).Another set, the “action cards,” further change the course of your film. If a performer’s face doesn’t quite meet expectations, you can play a card to throw a paper bag over it. There’s an “AIDS” card, too, of course.Fun for the whole family!

2. “Five Little Ni***r Boys”
Maybe it’s because I am indeed African-American, but I think the blatant use of one of the most offensive racial slurs smacked on the front of an actual marketed product should leave anyone speechless.This 1950 release from Britain is a target shooting game—yes, a target shooting game. It consists of five pieces resembling African children along with a small pop-gun rifle that fires corks. And, if you couldn’t already guess it, the only goal of this game is for its participants to shoot down the four little N-word boys in cold blood.The first player to shoot down a predetermined amount of pieces wins the game but loses a conscience.

1“Juden Raus!” (Jews Out!)
Nazi Germany featured quite a few horrifically offensive anti-Semitic games, from shooting games reminiscent of the above British example to games tracking the triumphant rise of the swastika. But the most notorious of these games is probably “Juden Raus,” published in Dresden in 1938 approximately one month after “Kristallnacht”(the Night of Broken Glass).It’s a simple game. You roll dice and move your token to Jewish homes, where you collect Jews. You must then escort your Jews to a “collection point” so they can be banished from the city. “If you are the first to expel six Jews,” reads the game’s original rules, “you are the undoubted winner.”Still, the Nazis were the most evil people in history, so it’s unsurprising that they produced such a game, right?Not exactly. “Juden Raus” was manufactured by some private German company, and the Nazis themselves criticized the game.
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And when the Communist Chinese get done with their genocide of the United States, it's going to make what the Nazis, Pol Pot, Stalin, Mao, et. al., did look like childs play.
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