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May 25, 2017 10:17:14   #
Big dog wrote:
That was GREAT. Real art.


Thanks Big Dog, your response is appreciated.
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May 24, 2017 14:41:04   #
missinglink wrote:
Pretty cool . Pretty cool .




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May 24, 2017 12:25:28   #
Really really cool artist, I mean really really cool stuff.. Yah I know great men repeat themselves, repeat themselves.

http://www.snotr.com/video/16755/Draw_me_a_woman
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May 21, 2017 19:38:56   #
God Created Pennsylvania



God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him resting on the seventh day.

He inquired, "Where have you been?"

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael Look what I've made."


Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"


"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."


"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."


God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."


God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"


"That's Pennsylvania, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from Pennsylvania are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace and producers of good things."


Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."


God smiled, "Not very far from Pennsylvania is Washington D.C. Wait till you see the idiots I put there."
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May 21, 2017 06:49:30   #
out of the woods wrote:
Hillary would be slamming the gate right about now. The useful idiots are clamoring for someone to shut the door. The entitlements have
been laid like spiderwebs, very few remain untouched, stuck. At this point a total reversal of ideology is needed, we keep warning them, but they are now too fat to raise their heads.


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May 20, 2017 21:42:05   #
solarkin wrote:
There ain't no such thing as free lunch
Tanstafl.


Tell it to the welfare libs, illegals and politicians. Maybe they may believe that stuff. NOT.
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May 20, 2017 20:23:18   #
Sebastien Bourdais was transported to a local hospital after crashing hard in Indy 500 practice on Saturday. Photo by LAT PHOTOGRAPHIC
VIDEO: Sebastien Bourdais hospitalized after horrific crash at Indy 500 qualifying
The four-time Champ Car champion hit the wall at roughly 230 mph

May 20, 2017



http://autoweek.com/article/indy-500/sebastien-bourdais-transported-local-hospital-after-indy-500-qualifying-crash?utm_source=BreakingNews20170520&utm_medium=enewsletter&utm_term=headline-top&utm_content=body&utm_campaign=awbreakingnews


Four-time Indy car champion Sebastien Bourdais went from a possible Indianapolis 500 fastest qualifier run to experiencing a massive crash that resulted in a trip to the hospital on Saturday afternoon at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.

The former Champ Car and Formula 1 competitor had just run the two fastest laps of the day when he entered Turn 2 at 230 mph. That’s when his car snapped loose and he overcorrected, sending him into the outside SAFER Barrier protected wall.

He immediately lifted up his visor to signal that he was awake and alert to safety officials.

The 38-year-old Dale Coyne Racing driver was removed from his car and placed on a stretcher. From there, he was transported to Methodist Hospital in downtown Indianapolis. He was awake and alert according to IndyCar Series officials.

Bourdais had posted the fastest time in Friday practice and was considered one of the favorites for the pole. Time trials had been delayed until 4 p.m. due to thunderstorms in the area.
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May 20, 2017 19:18:05   #
This has been around before but is worth another look and something we should pay serious heed to.😈

Received from a friend. Thanks.



Marx said, "Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed."

There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class.

One day while the class was in the lab, the professor noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt.

The professor asked the young man what was the matter.

The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting Communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist regime.In the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and asked a strange question.

He asked: "Do you know how to catch wild pigs?"

The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line.

The young man said that it was no joke. "You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come every day to eat the free food.

When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence.

They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side.

The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat that free corn again. You then slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd.

Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity."

The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening in America & Canada. The government keeps pushing us toward Communism/Socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tax exemptions, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare entitlements, medicine, drugs, etc., while we continually lose our freedoms, just a little at a time.

One should always remember two truths:

There is no such thing as a free lunch, and you can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself.

If you see that all of this wonderful government "help" is a problem confronting the future of democracy in America & Canada, you might want to share this with your friends.

If you think the free ride is essential to your way of life, then you will probably not share this.

BUT, God help us all when the gate slams shut!

"The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are now outnumbered by those who vote for a living."

Many of those who live off those who are working are in politics today with their noses in the trough.
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May 20, 2017 18:09:14   #
kankune wrote:
I hear ya...Theyre everywhere and ya dare not break one. Ya know....the 7 years bad luck stuff. lol


I always get a kink in my neck walking around the house. That constantly looking down or away in another direction from a darn mirror will get your neck every time.
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May 20, 2017 17:04:14   #
PaulPisces wrote:
Even I can take a joke, and that one is funny (even if it is a tiny bit derogatory...about Texas! )

And then there is this cartoon that came out about the time "Brokeback Mountain" was in the theaters. My scan didn't come out too clearly, but the cowboy kneeling down is saying "I'm not tracking anything. I'm asking for your hand in marriage."

We all gotta laugh at ourselves frim time to time!
Even I can take a joke, and that one is funny (eve... (show quote)


I laugh at myself daily whether I want to or not, damn mirrors, their everywhere. It's a conspiracy I tell ya.
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May 20, 2017 15:23:17   #
DADDY LONG LEGS


A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was

Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered..

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.
'Well", she said, "that may be OK in California, but we're not having any of that shit here in Texas."
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May 19, 2017 21:51:35   #
Ray and Bob, two Government mechanical engineers, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole", said Bob, "But we don't have a ladder."

The woman said, "Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox."

She loosened a few bolts, then laid the pole down.

She then took a tape measure from their toolbox, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches" and walked away.

Ray shook his head and laughed.

"Ain't that just like a 'Miss-know-it-all' woman?" he said.

"We need the height and she gave us the length!"

Bob and Ray are still working for the Government.
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May 17, 2017 22:13:39   #
GmanTerry wrote:
I certainly do not care what a Demmunist, socialist thinks of me. I served my country and I am damned proud of it.


Semper Fi


Please don't do what I do and let people like Moldy Mud Puddle get to you. These morons and their liberal/communist friends are nothing more than poorly educated cowards who have never had the balls to stand for anything in their lives. They only talk brave behind the cover of the computer screen while taking talking orders from some idiot they have never met and one who would never wish to meet with or be seen in a public place with these pussies. Pardon my rant but my health lately dictates I am not in a mood to put up with these shit for brain idiots of the sub human race. OK I'm done for now, time to get a cold one. Semper Fi and Full Sails Always.
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May 17, 2017 16:02:15   #
jim keris wrote:
japan is a homogenious society where all citizens have the same mind set. therefore no irish Japanese, no Italian Japanese, no French Japanese, Just japanese


Somewhat similar to what the US mentality used to be like before liberalism/communism took control so many years ago.
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May 17, 2017 15:28:35   #
Dr.Dross wrote:
Like talking to a smarty pants that is dopey, like you. You gain credence for what you say by how you say it. Dumb, totally ignorant, grammar mistakes do not help to be persuasive. Such as not knowing the difference between "then" and "than." Ignoring the most visible sign recognizable to all with any smarts as being a fanatical ignoramus, writing in ALL CAPS, which not being aware of seriously challenges any claim to clear observation, you offer nothing else.


HEY DIRT BAG SCUM BAG SUCK ON A BULLET AND DO THE WORLD A FAVOR. Is that enough all caps for your liberal ignorant ass to comprehend.
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