Wonders of Nature in Texas !!!
May 20, 2017 15:23:17 #
DADDY LONG LEGS
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered..
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.
'Well", she said, "that may be OK in California, but we're not having any of that shit here in Texas."
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered..
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.
'Well", she said, "that may be OK in California, but we're not having any of that shit here in Texas."
May 20, 2017 15:37:28 #
Onelostdog wrote:
DADDY LONG LEGS br br br A father watched hi... (show quote)
Even I can take a joke, and that one is funny (even if it is a tiny bit derogatory...about Texas! )
And then there is this cartoon that came out about the time "Brokeback Mountain" was in the theaters. My scan didn't come out too clearly, but the cowboy kneeling down is saying "I'm not tracking anything. I'm asking for your hand in marriage."
We all gotta laugh at ourselves frim time to time!
May 20, 2017 16:22:05 #
Onelostdog wrote:
DADDY LONG LEGS br br br A father watched hi... (show quote)
Good one that is one smart girl.
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May 20, 2017 16:29:47 #
May 20, 2017 16:33:16 #
Onelostdog wrote:
DADDY LONG LEGS br br br A father watched hi... (show quote)
Gotta love Texans!!! : )
May 20, 2017 17:04:14 #
PaulPisces wrote:
Even I can take a joke, and that one is funny (eve... (show quote)
I laugh at myself daily whether I want to or not, damn mirrors, their everywhere. It's a conspiracy I tell ya.
May 20, 2017 17:41:37 #
Onelostdog wrote:
I laugh at myself daily whether I want to or not, damn mirrors, their everywhere. It's a conspiracy I tell ya.
I hear ya...Theyre everywhere and ya dare not break one. Ya know....the 7 years bad luck stuff. lol
May 20, 2017 18:09:14 #
kankune wrote:
I hear ya...Theyre everywhere and ya dare not break one. Ya know....the 7 years bad luck stuff. lol
I always get a kink in my neck walking around the house. That constantly looking down or away in another direction from a darn mirror will get your neck every time.
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