jimahrens wrote:
I thought I needed to bring this to all Conservative type people. Not sure where to start so I will go back to just over 8 years ago. My hopes were running high for the American people new President and administration. That was short lived, however, I started noticing the ultra liberal agenda almost immediately.
Around the same time, I noticed my blood pressure was quite elevated and was having nightmares. As time went on it got worse, I was beginning to talk to
myself at first asking what were the liberals looking for. As time went on things got out of control I was now answering my own questions. My God, I think I am crazy.
I had never been sick a day in my life, Naturally, I was concerned. That is when I made an appointment with a Doctor. Naturally the doctor asked my problem. When I told him he said he could not help me. I would have to see a psychiatrist. Now I am really on the edge. My family doctor also thinks I am crazy.
So off I go to see the shrink. I explained the problem. At that point, he said there was an epidemic going around and I had all the classic symptoms.I asked what it was with reservations I might ad. He said I had Libititus, my god, what is that I yelled. He said there was no cure for it but could take away all that bothered me. He explained it was a long, and dangerous procedure. Ok tell me Doc. First, we go in and split your tongue, then remove the joints in your wrists. This was beginning to remind me of something and was becoming serious.
He said next they would remove my spine and cut the laterals in my knees. What the f++k! Then the final procedure we remove 3/4 of your brain By now I was in complete shock He said not to worry pain will all go away But there is one more thing you must do daily. What could that possibly be, He replied you need a large bucket of sand. What I yelled what for. You will need to bury your head in it for up to 18 yours a day. That is when it hit. Oh no! He isgoing to turn me into a Liberal.
Becareful you could get this too. It's an epidemic.
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