I'm an uber-conservative, 17, but I agree that encouraging people to offensively attack other people is actually a secular/radical liberal progressive, Marx/Alinsky ideology (D), and current agenda; thus the riots, lootings, vandalizations, arsons, "PIG" killings, violent protests and obnoxious, (D)angerous, futile, "loony," "Jackass," (D)emonstrations. Hummmmmmmm. Isn't that YOUR TEAM (D)??? Hummmmm, again. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REP. TREY GOWDY (R); and, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PRESIDENT "45" DONALD J. TRUMP (R); JUST LIKE THE WEATHER!!! "(D)RAIN THAT {RADICAL SECULAR LIBERAL PROGRESSIVE "LEFTY"} SWAMP!!!"

First, I have known most of these people from the time they came to OPP, no one is seriously talking about just going out and shooting anyone. However, if they are shot at or attacked.... I can not guarantee they would just allow themselves to be killed.

However, you seem to be either missing the point of the thread, which was humor, or you just may be the type of person described in the joke. It is just my personal thought, but we as Americans have forgotten to laugh, to see the silliness of things in everyday life. It is time to stop taking everything as life and death crisis. Learn to laugh at the imagery presented in humor..... and don't take it so personally. Did you know that laughing increases oxygen to the brain? Aids in digestion? Reduces blood pressure? and so they say, increases your libido? But, what it does is put things in perspective..... try taking off your old man/woman notions, set them aside and laugh!

I thought I needed to bring this to all Conservative type people. Not sure where to start so I will go back to just over 8 years ago. My hopes were running high for the American people new President and administration. That was short lived, however, I started noticing the ultra liberal agenda almost immediately.

Around the same time, I noticed my blood pressure was quite elevated and was having nightmares. As time went on it got worse, I was beginning to talk to
myself at first asking what were the liberals looking for. As time went on things got out of control I was now answering my own questions. My God, I think I am crazy.

I had never been sick a day in my life, Naturally, I was concerned. That is when I made an appointment with a Doctor. Naturally the doctor asked my problem. When I told him he said he could not help me. I would have to see a psychiatrist. Now I am really on the edge. My family doctor also thinks I am crazy.

So off I go to see the shrink. I explained the problem. At that point, he said there was an epidemic going around and I had all the classic symptoms.I asked what it was with reservations I might ad. He said I had Libititus, my god, what is that I yelled. He said there was no cure for it but could take away all that bothered me. He explained it was a long, and dangerous procedure. Ok tell me Doc. First, we go in and split your tongue, then remove the joints in your wrists. This was beginning to remind me of something and was becoming serious.

He said next they would remove my spine and cut the laterals in my knees. What the f++k! Then the final procedure we remove 3/4 of your brain By now I was in complete shock He said not to worry pain will all go away But there is one more thing you must do daily. What could that possibly be, He replied you need a large bucket of sand. What I yelled what for. You will need to bury your head in it for up to 18 yours a day. That is when it hit. Oh no! He isgoing to turn me into a Liberal.

Becareful you could get this too. It's an epidemic.

Thank you.
Come to think of it, the "progressives" would probably not think of the description described in the first post as a physical impossibility at all. After all they fully believe that someone who believes they are the opposite sex of what their genes say they are or even the person who believes they are a cat in a human body is exactly what they believe themselves to be even though that is also a physical impossibility. So I guess they would believe anything if the right person told them it was true.