jimahrens Loc: California

I thought I needed to bring this to all Conservative type people. Not sure where to start so I will go back to just over 8 years ago. My hopes were running high for the American people new President and administration. That was short lived, however, I started noticing the ultra liberal agenda almost immediately.

Around the same time, I noticed my blood pressure was quite elevated and was having nightmares. As time went on it got worse, I was beginning to talk to
myself at first asking what were the liberals looking for. As time went on things got out of control I was now answering my own questions. My God, I think I am crazy.

I had never been sick a day in my life, Naturally, I was concerned. That is when I made an appointment with a Doctor. Naturally the doctor asked my problem. When I told him he said he could not help me. I would have to see a psychiatrist. Now I am really on the edge. My family doctor also thinks I am crazy.

So off I go to see the shrink. I explained the problem. At that point, he said there was an epidemic going around and I had all the classic symptoms.I asked what it was with reservations I might ad. He said I had Libititus, my god, what is that I yelled. He said there was no cure for it but could take away all that bothered me. He explained it was a long, and dangerous procedure. Ok tell me Doc. First, we go in and split your tongue, then remove the joints in your wrists. This was beginning to remind me of something and was becoming serious.

He said next they would remove my spine and cut the laterals in my knees. What the f++k! Then the final procedure we remove 3/4 of your brain By now I was in complete shock He said not to worry pain will all go away But there is one more thing you must do daily. What could that possibly be, He replied you need a large bucket of sand. What I yelled what for. You will need to bury your head in it for up to 18 yours a day. That is when it hit. Oh no! He isgoing to turn me into a Liberal.

Becareful you could get this too. It's an epidemic.

nwtk2007 Loc: Texas

Antilibotics. Can be purchased at any gun dealer. They are also called bullets. Used directly against the liberals, pretty damned effective.

woodssprite 17

That's got to be the stupidest response I have heard here yet. Incourageing people to use guns to respond to political opinions they do not like is irresponsible and just plain dangerous. Are you twelve? Grow up.

valkyrierider Loc: "Land of Trump"

Are you stupid the posts were JOKES. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHNA

nwtk2007 Loc: Texas

Libs can't tell the difference. Damn snowflakes!

okie don

Thanks Jim.
I wondered what caused the 'Snowflake' syndrome

cesspool jones Loc: atlanta

If democrats don't grow up, bullets will be flying. No city boy democrat will ever tell me what to do! They have lost their minds and only believe in fantasy.

Docadhoc Loc: Elsewhere

Um.......it was a joke.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

woodssprite 17

Joke or not. It's dangerous to go around inviting people to buy and use guns because they are of a different mind set from those who sometimes post here. Political discussion is one thing, and differences if opinion happen, but to deliberately insure violence is irresponsible.

nwtk2007 Loc: Texas

1. a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline

2. make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.

woodssprite 17

Never the less, joke or no. It is the responsibility of each of us to present our arguments in a way that gets the points across with out advocating violence.

nwtk2007 Loc: Texas

IF there is an actual topic being discussed. On this thread, there isn't one. Don't worry about it woods.

robmull Loc: florida

I'm an uber-conservative, 17, but I agree that encouraging people to offensively attack other people is actually a secular/radical liberal progressive, Marx/Alinsky ideology (D), and current agenda; thus the riots, lootings, vandalizations, arsons, "PIG" killings, violent protests and obnoxious, (D)angerous, futile, "loony," "Jackass," (D)emonstrations. Hummmmmmmm. Isn't that YOUR TEAM (D)??? Hummmmm, again. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REP. TREY GOWDY (R); and, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PRESIDENT "45" DONALD J. TRUMP (R); JUST LIKE THE WEATHER!!! "(D)RAIN THAT {RADICAL SECULAR LIBERAL PROGRESSIVE "LEFTY"} SWAMP!!!"

nwtk2007 Loc: Texas

Lol!!!!!