Life can be tough (Page 2): easy there boat someone might believe you :sm16: :sm16:...

badbobby Loc: texas

boatbob2 wrote:

And Us Soldiers,have a hard time unscrewing the jarheads head,that their gunnys put on so tight,so that their shit for brains dont leak out,and contaminate the world......BTW,Im an equal oppurtunity hater,I HATE EVERYONE (only males)

easy there boat
someone might believe you

badbobby Loc: texas

slatten49 wrote:

The real hurdle for myself and fellow Marines is finding a way to straighten out hapless Swabbies.

you failed the first" hurdle" on the track
been failin ever since
guess that's why you became a Jarhead
failed the Navy entrance test

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

badbobby wrote:

you failed the first" hurdle" on the track
been failin ever since
guess that's why you became a Jarhead
failed the Navy entrance test

I've tried explaining to you, Senior Squid. I did not fail the tests...I was deemed "overqualified" for the lesser department of the Navy. They placed me in the "Men's Department" of the U.S. Navy...the U.S.M.C.

badbobby Loc: texas

slatten49 wrote:

I've tried explaining to you, Senior Squid. I did not fail the tests...I was deemed "overqualified" for the lesser department of the Navy. They placed me in the "Men's Department" of the U.S. Navy...the U.S.M.C.

that's what you want everyone to believe anyhow

boatbob2

Are you sure they didnt mean " mens latrine department" or "mens head" department???????????

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

boatbob2 wrote:

Are you sure they didnt mean " mens latrine department" or "mens head" department???????????

Nah, the latrine and head departments are generally left under the supervision and care of U.S. Army Dogfaces.

boatbob2

NAH,We dont use latrines,We just unscrew the jarheads head,and crap in the hole...

pafret Loc: Northeast

slatten49 wrote:

Nah, the latrine and head departments are generally left under the supervision and care of U.S. Army Dogfaces.

Foxholes Slat, Foxholes! Latrines are for rear echelon and the seabees dig them.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

boatbob2 wrote:

NAH,We dont use latrines,We just unscrew the jarheads head,and crap in the hole...

Damn, you Doggies are as delusional as your seagoing brethren. With a moniker such as 'BoatBob2'...you sure you're not a Squid

badbobby Loc: texas

slatten49 wrote:

Damn, you Doggies are as delusional as your seagoing brethren. With a moniker such as 'BoatBob2'...you sure you're not a Squid

a dog face and a Jarhead
spewing BS
this squid will just sit back and laugh

Big dog

badbobby wrote:

a dog face and a Jarhead
spewing BS
this wills squid will just sit back and laugh

Same with this anchor clanker. Let'em fight it out.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

pafret wrote:

Foxholes Slat, Foxholes! Latrines are for rear echelon and the seabees dig them.

You lost me there, Pafret. 'Foxholes' in my days simply meant a small dugout or hole in the ground to provide cover against enemy fire. 'Latrine' stood for any designated area/place for relieving ones' self, i.e., outhouse...some containing diesel-filled barrels subject to regular burning.

badbobby Loc: texas

slatten49 wrote:

You lost me there, Pafret. 'Foxholes' in my days simply meant a small dugout or hole in the ground to provide cover against enemy fire. 'Latrine' stood for any designated area/place for relieving ones' self, i.e., outhouse...some containing diesel-filled barrels subject to regular burning.

yeah the dig the latrines
so the Jarheads have place to fall in to

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

badbobby wrote:

yeah the dig the latrines
so the Jarheads have place to fall in to

"So the Jarheads have a place to fall into"...when the sh*t hits the fan, BB.

pafret Loc: Northeast

slatten49 wrote:

You lost me there, Pafret. 'Foxholes' in my days simply meant a small dugout or hole in the ground to provide cover against enemy fire. 'Latrine' stood for any designated area/place for relieving ones' self, i.e., outhouse...some containing diesel-filled barrels subject to regular burning.

I got in the military right after the Korean Armistice; the cadre in basic training were combat vets. They described being on the front for weeks and they ate k-rations which constipated most of them. They had to relieve themselves, in a corner, of the holes they dug for protection. Latrines were an elaborate affair with a deep long trench covered by some sort of four or five hole shanty. There was nothing like that in forward areas.

They would have to move periodically to counter the enemy and new holes were dug. Usually, if it was necessary to dig a foxhole it was too dangerous to have a designated place for elimination.