Life can be tough
Mar 13, 2017 06:48:30 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
I had the toughest time of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis.
Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis, then they gave me hypodermics.
Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy.
These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis. I completely lost my memory for a while.
I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis...
I don't know how I pulled through it all. It was the hardest spelling test I had ever had.
Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis, then they gave me hypodermics.
Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy.
These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis. I completely lost my memory for a while.
I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis...
I don't know how I pulled through it all. It was the hardest spelling test I had ever had.
Mar 13, 2017 07:56:55 #
slatten49 wrote:
I had the toughest time of my life. First, I got a... (show quote)
Maybe you were going for the wrong degree!
Mar 13, 2017 07:57:46 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
slatten49 wrote:
I had the toughest time of my life. First, I got a... (show quote)
Yep, I flailed that test and the test that flowed. The teecher was flubbergusted and said she thot I had dyspepsia, wear all my litters was backwards.
Mar 13, 2017 08:33:39 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Yep, I flailed that test and the test that flowed. The teecher was flubbergusted and said she thot I had dyspepsia, wear all my litters was backwards.
With all that (spelling), you don't need a doctor, you should be one.
Mar 13, 2017 09:03:55 #
Big dog wrote:
What this poor sap needs is a good piece of... yes u guessed itWith all that (spelling), you don't need a doctor, you should be one.
Mar 13, 2017 09:31:18 #
pappadeux wrote:
What this poor sap needs is a good piece of... yes u guessed it
It's ALL good, it's just that some is better.
Mar 13, 2017 10:12:26 #
slatten49 wrote:
I had the toughest time of my life. First, I got a... (show quote)
How clever of you. Got me good. I was wondering how in the hell you lived through all that, then I got to the punchline. Good job slatten.
Semper Fidelis
Mar 13, 2017 10:21:27 #
slatten49 wrote:
I had the toughest time of my life. First, I got a... (show quote)
I'm sure glad I missed that test
but for a Marine,if what you profess to be true,really is,then you should have had no problem--yuk yuk
Mar 13, 2017 10:51:16 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
Big dog wrote:
With all that (spelling), you don't need a doctor, you should be one.
Naw, I wanted to get some a$$, not be one, so I became a Nurse instead.
Mar 13, 2017 10:52:17 #
ssgtgood wrote:
How clever of you. Got me good. I was wondering how in the hell you lived through all that, then I got to the punchline. Good job slatten.
Semper Fidelis
Semper Fidelis
Sgt. You interested in buying half interest in a bridge? Got a nice one down in Brooklyn.
Mar 13, 2017 10:53:40 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Naw, I wanted to get some a$$, not be one, so I became a Nurse instead.
Cash, A$$ or Grass, no one rides free, works also.
Mar 13, 2017 10:57:34 #
pafret wrote:
Sgt. You interested in buying half interest in a bridge? Got a nice one down in Brooklyn.
Nope, just built a house in Myrtle Beach, SC. Don't have one that crosses the Atlantic do you? Oops, belay that, there wouldn't be any gas stations and I'd hate to be stranded out there.
Mar 14, 2017 08:11:23 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
pafret wrote:
Cash, A$$ or Grass, no one rides free, works also.
Always liked that bumper sticker from way back when.
Mar 14, 2017 08:13:18 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
I'm sure glad I missed that test
but for a Marine,if what you profess to be true,really is,then you should have had no problem--yuk yuk
but for a Marine,if what you profess to be true,really is,then you should have had no problem--yuk yuk
The real hurdle for myself and fellow Marines is finding a way to straighten out hapless Swabbies.
Mar 14, 2017 14:18:48 #
And Us Soldiers,have a hard time unscrewing the jarheads head,that their gunnys put on so tight,so that their shit for brains dont leak out,and contaminate the world......BTW,Im an equal oppurtunity hater,I HATE EVERYONE (only males)
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