"You're Not A Marine!"
Feb 12, 2017 18:09:37 #
slatten49 wrote:
Forgive him, Larry. BadBobby (like most Water Lillies), knows not of what he speaks. 
Upon each leaving the latrine, a Sailor stops at the sink and tells the Jarhead that Swabbies are taught to always wash after relieving themselves. The Gyrene replies that Marines are taught not to piss all over themselves.
Upon each leaving the latrine, a Sailor stops at the sink and tells the Jarhead that Swabbies are taught to always wash after relieving themselves. The Gyrene replies that Marines are taught not to piss all over themselves.
before that,Marines are taught how to unzip their pants
thereby killing two birds with one stone
Feb 12, 2017 18:11:54 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
before that,Marines are taught how to unzip their pants
thereby killing two birds with one stone
thereby killing two birds with one stone
One has to unzip his pants to release the beast.
Feb 12, 2017 18:16:24 #
Larry the Legend wrote:
That's Army. Marines do not need to piss. Marines recycle all waste internally, including piss. Sad to admit, but Marines are so much further ahead on the development curve it hurts to think about it.
We the Willing,
Led by the Unknowing,
Are doing the Impossible,
For the Ungrateful.
We have done so Much, for so Long, with so Little,
We are now qualified to do Anything.
With Nothing.
And that's just after leaving boot camp!
We the Willing,
Led by the Unknowing,
Are doing the Impossible,
For the Ungrateful.
We have done so Much, for so Long, with so Little,
We are now qualified to do Anything.
With Nothing.
And that's just after leaving boot camp!
yes they were qualified to do nothing
Feb 12, 2017 18:22:49 #
That noise he heard,was the marine kicking his own ass because he went thru all that crap,and now that hes a jar head,he has to stand at attention,while the marine officers,unscrew the top of his head,and crap in the hole,now you know where that sound came from,NO THANKS NECESSSARY.,im a US Army SFC E-7 Retired.
Feb 12, 2017 18:33:55 #
boatbob2 wrote:
That noise he heard,was the marine kicking his own ass because he went thru all that crap,and now that hes a jar head,he has to stand at attention,while the marine officers,unscrew the top of his head,and crap in the hole,now you know where that sound came from,NO THANKS NECESSSARY.,im a US Army SFC E-7 Retired.
aww bb
I really love them Marines
they make excellent door guards for the Admirals quarters
Feb 12, 2017 18:35:51 #
badbobby wrote:
yes they were qualified to do nothing
Ooooooh! Snarky! We may have to keep the beady eye on you from now on...
Feb 12, 2017 18:53:06 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
boatbob2 wrote:
That noise he heard,was the marine kicking his own ass because he went thru all that crap,and now that hes a jar head,he has to stand at attention,while the marine officers,unscrew the top of his head,and crap in the hole,now you know where that sound came from,NO THANKS NECESSSARY.,im a US Army SFC E-7 Retired.
Still bitter over being rejected by the Marines, huh
Feb 12, 2017 19:05:51 #
I wasnt rejected by the Marines,Its just that as I went to enlist,I saw all these Marine ossifers (officers) ,with the brown stuff (crap) running out of the hole in the top of their heads,That I knew, if I enlisted,those idiots would have me wiping their foreheads,cause they are so full of shit,it would be a never ending job.
Feb 12, 2017 19:40:29 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
boatbob2 wrote:
I wasnt rejected by the Marines,Its just that as I went to enlist,I saw all these Marine ossifers (officers) ,with the brown stuff (crap) running out of the hole in the top of their heads,That I knew, if I enlisted,those idiots would have me wiping their foreheads,cause they are so full of shit,it would be a never ending job.
I'll have to admit to dealing with a few "ossifers" in the Corps that met that description...but very, very few.
SEMPER FIFeb 12, 2017 20:13:12 #
boatbob2 wrote:
I wasnt rejected by the Marines,Its just that as I went to enlist,I saw all these Marine ossifers (officers) ,with the brown stuff (crap) running out of the hole in the top of their heads,That I knew, if I enlisted,those idiots would have me wiping their foreheads,cause they are so full of shit,it would be a never ending job.
Navy rejects bb
Feb 12, 2017 20:14:09 #
Damn! Will one of you guys tell me what the noise was. I hate to admit that I am one of the 10% that didn't get the word.
Feb 12, 2017 20:22:50 #
thinksense wrote:
Damn! Will one of you guys tell me what the noise was. I hate to admit that I am one of the 10% that didn't get the word.
only more Jarhead BS
Feb 12, 2017 20:29:59 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
only more Jarhead BS
Neither envy nor jealousy become you, BB. They are sure-fire signs of a "wannabee."
Feb 12, 2017 20:42:50 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
This being from the internet, I cannot verify, but the following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in Los Angeles:
U.S. Marines were backing-up LAPD on a call that someone had broken into a store. At the scene, the cop told the Marines to "cover" him as he approached the store (to police, "cover" means to point your weapons in the direction of the threat, to Marines it means lay down a base of fire!). The Marines promptly laid down a base of fire. The Marines fired 178 rounds before they stopped shooting. The thief, probably a little scared at this point, called 911 and reported, "They're shooting at me!"
U.S. Marines were backing-up LAPD on a call that someone had broken into a store. At the scene, the cop told the Marines to "cover" him as he approached the store (to police, "cover" means to point your weapons in the direction of the threat, to Marines it means lay down a base of fire!). The Marines promptly laid down a base of fire. The Marines fired 178 rounds before they stopped shooting. The thief, probably a little scared at this point, called 911 and reported, "They're shooting at me!"
Feb 12, 2017 20:58:36 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
boatbob2 wrote:
That noise he heard,was the marine kicking his own ass because he went thru all that crap,and now that hes a jar head,he has to stand at attention,while the marine officers,unscrew the top of his head,and crap in the hole,now you know where that sound came from,NO THANKS NECESSSARY.,im a US Army SFC E-7 Retired.
For you, BoatBob2 & BadBobby....
A Soldier and a Sailor boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a U.S. Marine got on and took the aisle seat next to the two. The Jarhead kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Soldier in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a coke."
"No problem," said the Marine, "I'll get it for you." While he was gone, the Soldier picked up the Leatherneck's shoe and spit in it.
When the Gyrene returned with the coke, the Sailor in the middle seat said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too." Again, the Marine again obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the Sailor picked up the Marines's other shoe and spit in it. The Devil-Dog returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the rest of the short flight to Houston.
As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "How long must this go on?" the Marine asked. "This fighting between our services? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"
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