Another Stinking Law...Assault By Fart
Feb 17, 2018 12:16:34 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Yes choir boys in hells angels maybe. 
Hmmm...mayhaps.
Mar 7, 2018 15:24:46 #
oldroy
Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
slatten49 wrote:
Hmmm...mayhaps.
I was talking the other day about what happens when you get old enough to just up and fart even when you don't want to. Guess what? I was with my wife the other day and she was shopping for shoes when I got the feeling that my farts had led up to something more serious. I reported in and headed down the mall to the nearest "poop catcher". I was moving as fast as I could while keeping the "chute" closed when an old boy sitting on a bench allowed as how walking is real work when you get old. As I walked in the door with the catcher I just couldn't squeeze hard enough and some of what I was trying to hold slipped out. It took some time to clean up enough to go back among people, but I made it.
Mar 7, 2018 15:30:52 #
oldroy wrote:
I was talking the other day about what happens whe... (show quote)
The older you get the more frequent the occurrence.
Mar 7, 2018 16:05:14 #
oldroy wrote:
I was talking the other day about what happens whe... (show quote)
that's kinda openin up roy
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