Another Stinking Law...Assault By Fart
Feb 15, 2018 00:51:41 #
oldroy
Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
slatten49 wrote:
Unfortunately, although I still found him funny, the older Carlin got, the more profane and vulgar he became. Vintage skits from his earlier days remain classic. Red Foxx's skits, along with Moms Mabley's, were as blue as one could find. The following is one of her 'clean' ones...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLg1QzdAdLo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLg1QzdAdLo
That is the one word that makes me laugh every time I hear it. When the comedians talk about farts being enough to break up marriages I always think about my first wife telling me I could fart any time I "had to" but never under the covers. One night I thought it might be nice to get lucky so I rolled over and found that she had broken that rule very strongly. Anyway, we ended up laughing so hard and long that getting "lucky" was forgotten for that night.
Feb 15, 2018 00:56:01 #
oldroy
Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
Another time while in college I wanted to "cram" for a test next day. My roomy wanted to listen to the radio and I boomed a good one and said "New rule", when you beat that one the radio comes back on. He strained and strained and came up with a couple of little ticks. He then boomed one so big that I just turned the radio on and rolled over and went to sleep.
For those who don't know there are 7 kinds of farts. Poop, tally poop, fizz, fuzz, fizzy fuzz, tear ass and rattler. Most of those tear asses hurt at least a little bit.
For those who don't know there are 7 kinds of farts. Poop, tally poop, fizz, fuzz, fizzy fuzz, tear ass and rattler. Most of those tear asses hurt at least a little bit.
Feb 15, 2018 08:24:07 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
oldroy wrote:
Another time while in college I wanted to "cr... (show quote)
I'ma guessing, Roy, that you have spent a lot time on this subject. Would that qualify you as a 'fumeologist 
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Feb 15, 2018 11:58:10 #
slatten49 wrote: I'ma guessing, Roy, that you have spent a lot time on this subject. Would that qualify you as a 'fumeologist '
I'ma guessing, Roy, that you have spent a lot time on this subject. Would that qualify you as a 'fumeologist ' maybe too much time
Feb 15, 2018 12:07:52 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
maybe too much time
You mean maybe too much time talking out his arse
Feb 16, 2018 13:08:29 #
oldroy
Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
slatten49 wrote:
You mean maybe too much time talking out his arse
I'm thinking that some of you younger people need to understand that once you get really old holding farts becomes nearly impossible. The other night I was talking to an employee of Dollar General and a string of them started breaking out. I didn't know how they would smell but when I got a whiff I moved on so Crystal wouldn't have to smell any more. Once I reached 80 my wife stopped going around with me in stores because of the odors that emanated from my backside.
Just thinking of the word, fart, has always caused me to laugh heartily.
Feb 16, 2018 18:52:26 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
oldroy wrote:
I'm thinking that some of you younger people need ... (show quote)
Well, we all know that laughter is good medicine for the soul.
Feb 17, 2018 11:00:25 #
slatten49 wrote:
Well, we all know that laughter is good medicine for the soul.
I'm sure gettin a lotta good stuff for my soul
Feb 17, 2018 11:05:17 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
I'm sure gettin a lotta good stuff for my soul
That is because your soul requires a generous prescription for laughter.
Always glad to be of assistance in your healing process.
Feb 17, 2018 11:18:50 #
slatten49 wrote:
That is because your soul requires a generous prescription for laughter.
Always glad to be of assistance in your healing process.
Always glad to be of assistance in your healing process.
your donations are among the best Slat
everytime you open your mouth,I nearly pass out laughing
Feb 17, 2018 11:22:25 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
your donations are among the best Slat
everytime you open your mouth,I nearly pass out laughing
everytime you open your mouth,I nearly pass out laughing
It is then likely that I could knock you out with my chili, deviled egg & beer farts.
Feb 17, 2018 11:37:23 #
slatten49 wrote:
It is then likely that I could knock you out with my chili, deviled egg & beer farts.
That truly sounds like a horrible fate for poor BB.
You durn Marines are truly horrible after all.
Feb 17, 2018 12:06:04 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
That truly sounds like a horrible fate for poor BB.
You durn Marines are truly horrible after all.
You durn Marines are truly horrible after all.
Not true.
In truth, we're unquestionably, choir-boys. 
Feb 17, 2018 12:09:31 #
slatten49 wrote:
Not true. In truth, we're unquestionably, choir-boys.
In truth, we're unquestionably, choir-boys. Yes choir boys in hells angels maybe.
Feb 17, 2018 12:15:35 #
slatten49 wrote:
Not true. In truth, we're unquestionably, choir-boys.
In truth, we're unquestionably, choir-boys. in truth
you make excellent door guards
pity you have no futher use
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