Posts for: badbobby8181
Dec 3, 2021 15:51:30 #
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lindajoy wrote:
Apples and oranges stick to the facts. You obviously didn’t see Alex in is lying everybody else is at fault interview did you??
Lovely lindajoy
nail on the head
As Usual
Dec 3, 2021 15:48:30 #
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Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
In China there are fences and guards at the gates of all the schools... I imagine America could implement a similar policy....
hi Canasuckus decusplor
(i still cain't spell that correctly)
How are your Chinese friends treating you these days???
Nov 30, 2021 19:39:27 #
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American Vet wrote:
The House Judiciary Committee released an email Tu... (show quote)
Shades of the Gestapo
remember them???
Nov 30, 2021 19:31:43 #
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archie bunker wrote:
Does your abode have internal walls, if so, why? Are there doors in those walls?
Or, is your toilet in the living room?
Probably...............
Or, is your toilet in the living room?
Probably...............
Archie! Archie!
ABODE???
Really???
Sep 12, 2021 11:55:31 #
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Sep 9, 2021 16:19:08 #
After a long hard day at work, Slatten comes home and sits down in his favorite reclining chair turning on his TV.
The Sgt Major comes walking through room and Slat says,
* Get me a beer it's about to start.
the SM sighs and fetches him a beer.
5 minutes later, Slat calls to her again,
* Get me a beer, it's about to start.
She does, starting to mumble under her breath.
10 minutes later he calls out to her again,
* Bring me another beer!
It's about to start!
the SM gets a cold beer and takes it into him and says,
** You lazy fat slob! Why don't you get your own beer! You don't appreciate how much I do around here! I do everything!
Slatten, popping the top on the beer says,
* It's started!
The Sgt Major comes walking through room and Slat says,
* Get me a beer it's about to start.
the SM sighs and fetches him a beer.
5 minutes later, Slat calls to her again,
* Get me a beer, it's about to start.
She does, starting to mumble under her breath.
10 minutes later he calls out to her again,
* Bring me another beer!
It's about to start!
the SM gets a cold beer and takes it into him and says,
** You lazy fat slob! Why don't you get your own beer! You don't appreciate how much I do around here! I do everything!
Slatten, popping the top on the beer says,
* It's started!
Sep 5, 2021 16:06:17 #
the Sgt Major and her husband Slatten
, are in their residence listening to the neighbor’s dog, who has been barking for hours and hours.
Slat jumps up and says, “I’ve had enough of this!”
He rushes downstairs and a bit of time passes before he finally returns.
the SM says, “The dog is still barking, What have you been doing?”
Slat says, “I’ve put the dog in our backyard. Let’s see how they like it!”
, are in their residence listening to the neighbor’s dog, who has been barking for hours and hours.
Slat jumps up and says, “I’ve had enough of this!”
He rushes downstairs and a bit of time passes before he finally returns.
the SM says, “The dog is still barking, What have you been doing?”
Slat says, “I’ve put the dog in our backyard. Let’s see how they like it!”
Sep 1, 2021 16:10:26 #
The other day I had the opportunity to drop by my Mayors office. He’s a friendly guy and, on the rare opportunities that I have to pay him a visit, we have had enjoyable conversations.
While I was in his office, I asked him, “Sir, what is the secret of your success?”
He said, “Two words.”
“And, Sir, what are they?”
“Right decisions.”
“But how do you make right decisions?”
“One word,” he responded.
“And, Sir, what is that?”
“Experience.”
“And how do you get experience?”
“Two words.”
“And, Sir what are they?”
“Wrong decisions.”
don't h**e each other!!
we're all in this mess together
come on
laff a lil
While I was in his office, I asked him, “Sir, what is the secret of your success?”
He said, “Two words.”
“And, Sir, what are they?”
“Right decisions.”
“But how do you make right decisions?”
“One word,” he responded.
“And, Sir, what is that?”
“Experience.”
“And how do you get experience?”
“Two words.”
“And, Sir what are they?”
“Wrong decisions.”
don't h**e each other!!
we're all in this mess together
come on
laff a lil
Sep 1, 2021 15:08:05 #
lindajoy wrote:
Yes, they live among us! br My husband and I went ... (show quote)
you put a smile on mine lovely lady
Aug 16, 2021 16:20:44 #
just for a change
laff a lil instead of h**e a lot
A man ran into the house breathless and he said to his wife, “Honey, you should be so proud of me, I just saved $1.50 by not taking the bus, but I chased it all the way home.”
The wife replied, “You want a medal for that? You should have chased a cab and saved yourself $15!”
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning ? though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, “I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.” They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. “I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.” They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, “Well, I’m from the University of Texas and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I’ll tell ya right now, ya’ll ain’t gonna electrocute nobody if you don’t plug this thing in.”
laff a lil instead of h**e a lot
A man ran into the house breathless and he said to his wife, “Honey, you should be so proud of me, I just saved $1.50 by not taking the bus, but I chased it all the way home.”
The wife replied, “You want a medal for that? You should have chased a cab and saved yourself $15!”
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning ? though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, “I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.” They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. “I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.” They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, “Well, I’m from the University of Texas and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I’ll tell ya right now, ya’ll ain’t gonna electrocute nobody if you don’t plug this thing in.”