October 28th, 2019
US—Everyone praised the classified "Hero Dog" for taking down ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.
Everyone, that is, except CNN, who quickly searched through the dog's internet history and college yearbooks. Sure enough, CNN found a picture of the Hero Dog partying at obedience school. In the picture, the dog is seen sniffing a butt without consent.

"Oh yeah, good old [redacted]? He was nuts!" said one German Shepherd who attended Old Yaler Obedience School with the hero dog, according to a CNN report. "He was always sniffing any butt he could find. Cats, dogs, humans, you name it. He didn't have a preference. He identified as pansniffual."
Troubling reports from classmates indicate that the dog sniffed all these butts without consent. The dog wrote cryptic things in his college yearbook, apparently referring to different butt-sniffing maneuvers such as the Surprise Sniffarooski and the Canine's Triangle.

The dog has issued a statement: "I like butts. I've always liked butts. I still like butts, but I never sniff butts to the point of excess. Who's a good boy? I am."
Democrats immediately called for the dog to be court-martialed and for the death of Baghdadi to be overturned.

What they want is lies censored, not speech. If people are too stupid to be able to figure out what the t***h is they obviously need help, don't they? The media has a responsibility to the public to fact check what they represent to be the t***h.

It's no surprise to those who would like the t***h to be what we see in media that the side that would get stepped on is the side that speaks in unsubstantiated rhetoric, represents things as facts that it is easy to see are lies if they are simply fact checked. The right wants the lies they choose to believe to be protected as a freedom of speech. Those who are s**k of people being lied to want it censored and cleaned up.

President Trump is a con man. He conned people into giving to his now-defunct foundation only to use the donations for personal expenses. He conned people into spending more money than they could afford on the now-dissolved Trump University. He conned lenders into subsidizing his floundering real estate projects. The list goes on, and, as is made clear on a near-daily basis, it’s not limited to Trump’s life as a private citizen.

The pettiest grift of Trump’s presidency may be a scheme that was recently uncovered by Popular Information’s Judd Legum. As Legum notes, the Trump campaign has held at least 15 online contests in which the winner was promised a meal with Trump. Many of them also promised travel accommodations. All supporters had to do to enter the contests, which were promoted heavily on social media, was donate to the campaign. “I just saw the most recent list of Patriots who have contributed to win a trip to meet me in Chicago on October 28th, and I noticed you STILL haven’t entered,” read one email regarding a contest for a supporter and a guest to have lunch with Trump in Chicago.

This may sound great for Trump supporters, but there’s one problem: despite the untold sums of money raised off the contests, no one appears to have actually sat down for a meal with the president.

The campaign certainly hasn’t been able to provide any proof. After Legum’s original piece on the potential s**m published, Trump campaign Communications Director Tim Murtaugh tweeted that “[p]eople win the contests each time,” but offered no additional evidence. Nor have any of the “top supporters” and “patriots” who entered any of the 15 contests come forward with pictures or other proof that they sat down for a meal with Trump.

However, it does appear some people have met the president before rallies as a result of winning contests, but the promise of grabbing breakfast, lunch, or dinner with him seems to be a sham.
If it is, it’s a pretty clear case of fraud. “You’re raising campaign cash, you’re lying to people. If you obtain money from people through false pretenses that’s a violation of federal mail fraud and wire fraud statutes,” Richard Painter, a lawyer in the Bush White House and frequent Trump critic, told Newsweek on Wednesday. Legum also points out that it’s in several states where contests were held it’s illegal to not disclose the names of the winners.

Hours after Newsweek‘s story ran on Wednesday, the Daily Caller published a piece attempting to prove the contests were not s**ms, calling the idea they were a “conspiracy theory.” The outlet highlighted two contest winners who were able to take pictures with Trump, although neither dined with the president, as the contests promised.

“While the president did not attend the buffet breakfast as the contest details would suggest, Kamis was able to mingle with the likes of Donald Trump Jr., Kimberly Guilfoyle, and Elizabeth Pipko before being ushered into another room to meet the president and have their photo taken together,” the story notes in an essential admission the contest was a s**m.
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-campaign-s**m-contests-meal-with-president-909188/

And like the old time carpetbaggers, trump is now beating feet to leave the city that made him wealthy.

And New Yorkers say 'good riddance' and may even join in the refrain of "Lock him up" for his long history of criminal activity. Or even a verse or two of "hit the road trump, and don't you come back".

But now trump can join his butt buddy, fat limbah, and play golf together and see who c***ts the most.

And as another poster so aptly pointed out, trump may have read his 'secret polls' and is getting ready for retirement.

So run away trump.


https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-makes-florida-his-primary-residence-but-says-new-york-will-have-a-special-place-in-my-heart