Thank you for your stupid reply...I was expecting it or something like it.

The Bird Feeder…

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it

On my back porch and filled it

With seed. What a beauty of

A bird feeder it was, as I filled it

Lovingly with seed.

Within a week we had hundreds of birds

Taking advantage of the

continuous flow of free and

Easily accessible food.



But then the birds started

Building nests in the boards

On the patio, above the table,

And next to the barbecue.



Then came the s**t. It was

Everywhere: on the patio tile,

The chairs, the table...

Everywhere!



Then some of the birds

Turned mean. They would

Dive-bomb me and try to

Peck me even though I had

Fed them out of my own Pocket.



Other birds were

Boisterous and loud. They

Sat on the feeder and

Squawked and screamed at

All hours of the day and night

And demanded that I fill it

When it got low on food.



After a while, I couldn't even

Sit on my own back porch

Anymore. So I took down the

Bird feeder and in three days

The birds were gone. I cleaned

Up their mess and took down

The many nests they had built

All over the patio.



Soon, the backyard was like

It used to be ..... Quiet, serene...

And no one demanding their

Rights to a free meal.



Now let's see......

Our government gives out

Free food, subsidized housing,

Free medical care and free

Education, and allows anyone

Born here to be an automatic

Citizen.



Then the i******s came by the

Tens of thousands. Suddenly

Our taxes went up to pay for

Free services; small apartments

Are housing 5 families; you

Have to wait 6 hours to be seen

By an emergency room doctor;

Your child's second-grade class is

Behind other schools because

Over half the class doesn't speak

English.



Corn Flakes now come in a

Bilingual box; I have to

'press one ' to hear my bank

Talk to me in English, and

People waving f**gs other

Than ”ours” are

Squawking and screaming

In the streets, demanding

More rights and free liberties.



Just my opinion, but maybe

it's time for the government

To take down the bird feeder.

And that is one sick state of affairs. The VA is already struggling to provide adequate care for its normal veterans. Now they want to lessen that care for some made up illness. Horse Apples.

They gave normal care. If you are XY, they will check your prostate. If you are XX, they will deliver your baby.

Almost all t******s join just for the free medical care that that can't afford on their own, and they have this mental condition that doesn't belong in the military in the first place.