The Bird Feeder…
Feb 12, 2024 21:29:30 #
dtucker300
Loc: Vista, CA
The Bird Feeder…
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it
On my back porch and filled it
With seed. What a beauty of
A bird feeder it was, as I filled it
Lovingly with seed.
Within a week we had hundreds of birds
Taking advantage of the
continuous flow of free and
Easily accessible food.
But then the birds started
Building nests in the boards
On the patio, above the table,
And next to the barbecue.
Then came the s**t. It was
Everywhere: on the patio tile,
The chairs, the table...
Everywhere!
Then some of the birds
Turned mean. They would
Dive-bomb me and try to
Peck me even though I had
Fed them out of my own Pocket.
Other birds were
Boisterous and loud. They
Sat on the feeder and
Squawked and screamed at
All hours of the day and night
And demanded that I fill it
When it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn't even
Sit on my own back porch
Anymore. So I took down the
Bird feeder and in three days
The birds were gone. I cleaned
Up their mess and took down
The many nests they had built
All over the patio.
Soon, the backyard was like
It used to be ..... Quiet, serene...
And no one demanding their
Rights to a free meal.
Now let's see......
Our government gives out
Free food, subsidized housing,
Free medical care and free
Education, and allows anyone
Born here to be an automatic
Citizen.
Then the i******s came by the
Tens of thousands. Suddenly
Our taxes went up to pay for
Free services; small apartments
Are housing 5 families; you
Have to wait 6 hours to be seen
By an emergency room doctor;
Your child's second-grade class is
Behind other schools because
Over half the class doesn't speak
English.
Corn Flakes now come in a
Bilingual box; I have to
'press one ' to hear my bank
Talk to me in English, and
People waving f**gs other
Than ”ours” are
Squawking and screaming
In the streets, demanding
More rights and free liberties.
Just my opinion, but maybe
it's time for the government
To take down the bird feeder.
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it
On my back porch and filled it
With seed. What a beauty of
A bird feeder it was, as I filled it
Lovingly with seed.
Within a week we had hundreds of birds
Taking advantage of the
continuous flow of free and
Easily accessible food.
But then the birds started
Building nests in the boards
On the patio, above the table,
And next to the barbecue.
Then came the s**t. It was
Everywhere: on the patio tile,
The chairs, the table...
Everywhere!
Then some of the birds
Turned mean. They would
Dive-bomb me and try to
Peck me even though I had
Fed them out of my own Pocket.
Other birds were
Boisterous and loud. They
Sat on the feeder and
Squawked and screamed at
All hours of the day and night
And demanded that I fill it
When it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn't even
Sit on my own back porch
Anymore. So I took down the
Bird feeder and in three days
The birds were gone. I cleaned
Up their mess and took down
The many nests they had built
All over the patio.
Soon, the backyard was like
It used to be ..... Quiet, serene...
And no one demanding their
Rights to a free meal.
Now let's see......
Our government gives out
Free food, subsidized housing,
Free medical care and free
Education, and allows anyone
Born here to be an automatic
Citizen.
Then the i******s came by the
Tens of thousands. Suddenly
Our taxes went up to pay for
Free services; small apartments
Are housing 5 families; you
Have to wait 6 hours to be seen
By an emergency room doctor;
Your child's second-grade class is
Behind other schools because
Over half the class doesn't speak
English.
Corn Flakes now come in a
Bilingual box; I have to
'press one ' to hear my bank
Talk to me in English, and
People waving f**gs other
Than ”ours” are
Squawking and screaming
In the streets, demanding
More rights and free liberties.
Just my opinion, but maybe
it's time for the government
To take down the bird feeder.
Feb 12, 2024 21:35:34 #
dtucker300 wrote:
The Bird Feeder… br br I bought a bird feeder. I... (show quote)
I think you should change Bird with monkey. Birds are very relaxing to watch.👍👍👍👍👍
Feb 12, 2024 21:40:43 #
dtucker300 wrote:
The Bird Feeder… br br I bought a bird feeder. I... (show quote)
and the Jackasses that are feeding them!
Feb 12, 2024 22:24:04 #
JFlorio
Loc: Seminole Florida
Good analogy.
dtucker300 wrote:
The Bird Feeder… br br I bought a bird feeder. I... (show quote)
Feb 13, 2024 05:01:43 #
dtucker300 wrote:
The Bird Feeder… br br I bought a bird feeder. I... (show quote)
Excellent post ! Suitable For Framing.
Feb 13, 2024 07:50:21 #
dtucker300 wrote:
The Bird Feeder… br br I bought a bird feeder. I... (show quote)
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Feb 14, 2024 08:19:23 #
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