AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me downtown the night before last:

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled
the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when
I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .

She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head .. isn't it?!

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with crap in your pants.

I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. (That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again).

After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of
what you'd done.

Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet.

(That made his day!)

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the
windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning
future possible targets.

The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not k*****g you...but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.

Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,

Alex

Semper Fi

Grandma, SCOTUS took prayer out of school, gave approval to public pornography as a 1st Amendment right, put their imprimatur to a******n, same sex marriage - destroying forever traditional marriage and the nuclear family in America - gave special rights to L***Q, and they sit on their thumbs silent, absolutely mute, over the obvious e******n i**********e by the DNC's and Biden's ownership of the DOJ. SCOTUS may claim morality cannot be legislated yet they've provided clear, unobstructed fertile grounds, for immorality to grow. I can't begin to imagine how much worse it would have been under the weight of an overwhelming number of Progressive Associate Justices. Today we have many laws and legal minds absent common sense & wisdom.

When I look back over the past 7 or 8 years, what I see is a president who, against the most vicious personal and political destruction campaign ever waged on an American president, did his level best for our country.

No need to list his accomplishments while he was in office, nor could I even begin to document the attacks he endured 24/7/365 starting on the day he won the nomination. And through it all, he thumbed his nose at them, he flipped them the bird and forged ahead in his mission to make America great again. Then came a man made bioweapon followed immediately by an unconstitutional, purely evil v**e f***d scheme that ended his presidency. And still, he fought on.

And even after 100 indictments for crimes he never committed, there he is, still standing in defiance of the socialist juggernaut, he is still flipping the bird at partisan prosecutors, unconstitutional SCs, activist judges, at perfectly g***med and selected grand juries, and at the MSM.

I have to agree with people like Mark Levin, Dan Bongino, Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, and others who realize Donald Trump is just the bullseye on a much larger target - We the People of the United States, the ones who v**ed for him, supported him, cheered him for what he was doing for us and our country, we are the target, along with our Constitution, our Bill of Rights, our system of Justice, our national security and ultimately our American way of life.

I'll put it this way, if Donald Trump spends even one day behind bars, it won't be just him in jail. Guilt by association.

Any one man who can weather a s**tstorm of Biblical proportions -- who can be d**gged over the coals ten thousand times, be villified, condemned, demonized, tested, impeached, investigated, harassed, accused of every crime in the books and some cooked up to fit the occasion, indicted, c***ted, compared to Hitler and Satan --

Any mortal man who can come through that and remain standing strong in total defiance of our most dangerous enemy, is, in my estimation, the man who has the best chance of getting our nation back on the right track.

I lost faith in DeSantis, and I don't fully trust a Hindu who never served a day in public office and made his millions in bio-technology only to see the company dissolve after a pharmaceutical it was pushing failed clinical tests.

And the guy didn't even v**e in the 2008, 2012, or 2016 p**********l e******ns. Now, out of nowhere in particular, he appears on stage doing a hell of lot of talking but with no experience to back him up. Ramaswamy is talking a good game, but is he just saying what people want to hear? Is he making promises, like politicians always do, and will he work to fulfill them like Trump did? Will he be able to withstand the attacks that will come? Or will he falter and fail?

Bottom line, I'd rather have a mean, fiery mouthed warrior leading our country than a silver tongued elocutionist whose libertarian leanings are troublesome and whose leadership qualities are questionable.