If you're up for a good laugh, then you've come to the right place! Prepare to be absolutely baffled as we take you through some of the most ridiculous laws which are still in effect in the United States today. Seeing as the US has so many insane laws, we've managed to trim the list down to the top 30, so without further ado, here they are:


1. It's illegal to drive while wearing a blindfold in Alabama.

2. You can't put an animal into the back of an open vehicle in Alaska.

3. It's illegal for a donkey to sleep in a bathtub in Arizona.

4. In Arkansas, it's illegal to honk a car horn close to a sandwich shop after 9pm.

5. Plastic bags are banned in California.





6. Edible pickles must be able to bounce in Connecticut.

7. It's a crime to keep a couch on your porch in Colorado.

8. It's illegal to sell dog hair in Delaware.

9. It's illegal to place a coin in your ear in Hawaii.

10. It's a crime to sweep debris into the street in Idaho.


11. In Idaho, you can't ride a horse above 10mph.

12. Tire screeching is illegal in Kansas.



13. It's illegal to send a surprise pizza as a gift in Louisiana.

14. It's a crime to park in front of Dunkin' Donuts in Maine.

15. Sleeveless shirts cannot be worn publicly in Maryland.


16. You are forbidden to sell your car on a Sunday in Michigan.

17. Dirty tires are illegal in Minnesota.

18. It's a crime to give someone a rat as a gift in Montana.

19. It's illegal to sit on a sidewalk in Nevada.

20. It's a crime to pick up seaweed on beaches in New Hampshire.


21. It's illegal to play BINGO drunk in North Carolina.

22. In New Jersey, it's illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a crime.

23. It's a crime to go hunting in a cemetery in Oregon.

24. Paying a psychic in Pennsylvania is illegal.

25. Racing horses on a highway in Rhode Island is illegal.




26. If you're a minor, playing pinball in South Carolina is a crime.

27. Sleeping in a cheese factory is a crime in South Dakota.

28. It's illegal to share your Netflix password in Tennessee.

29. In Vermont, a woman can't wear false teeth without her husband's approval.

30. You can't go trick-or-treating in Virginia unless you're at least 12 years old.

Did you ever notice those blazing eyes of Rep. Occasio-Cortez ? I keep thinking of the scene from The Outlaw Josie Wales when Clint Eastwood's Character and Lone Waddy his Native American friend are discussing a recent gunfight they just survived. Lone Waddy asks " How did you know which one was going to shoot first ? "

Josie Wales " Well that one in the center, he had a flap holster and he was in no itching hurry. And the second one from the left, he had scared eyes. He wasn't going to do nothing. But that one on the far left, he had crazy eyes. I figured him to make the first move. "

Occasio-Cortez on the Far Left. She has crazy eyes.

Well they have a good start right here on OPP. https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2019/03/democrats_need_stupid_v**ers.html Don't recognize record unemployment, record high consumer confidence, more jobs than people looking for them, protection for the unborn BABY, ISIS all but defeated, just a few....and I could go on for an hour. I could see this president going done as the best ever. I love it when networks like CNN talk about the border situation/crisis being manufactured. Forty-six thousand coming over this year alone. Pathetic. Hey, if don't have a job by now, well you could be out of luck. https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2019/03/democrats_need_stupid_v**ers.html