badbobby Loc: texas

If you're up for a good laugh, then you've come to the right place! Prepare to be absolutely baffled as we take you through some of the most ridiculous laws which are still in effect in the United States today. Seeing as the US has so many insane laws, we've managed to trim the list down to the top 30, so without further ado, here they are:


1. It's illegal to drive while wearing a blindfold in Alabama.

2. You can't put an animal into the back of an open vehicle in Alaska.

3. It's illegal for a donkey to sleep in a bathtub in Arizona.

4. In Arkansas, it's illegal to honk a car horn close to a sandwich shop after 9pm.

5. Plastic bags are banned in California.





6. Edible pickles must be able to bounce in Connecticut.

7. It's a crime to keep a couch on your porch in Colorado.

8. It's illegal to sell dog hair in Delaware.

9. It's illegal to place a coin in your ear in Hawaii.

10. It's a crime to sweep debris into the street in Idaho.


11. In Idaho, you can't ride a horse above 10mph.

12. Tire screeching is illegal in Kansas.



13. It's illegal to send a surprise pizza as a gift in Louisiana.

14. It's a crime to park in front of Dunkin' Donuts in Maine.

15. Sleeveless shirts cannot be worn publicly in Maryland.


16. You are forbidden to sell your car on a Sunday in Michigan.

17. Dirty tires are illegal in Minnesota.

18. It's a crime to give someone a rat as a gift in Montana.

19. It's illegal to sit on a sidewalk in Nevada.

20. It's a crime to pick up seaweed on beaches in New Hampshire.


21. It's illegal to play BINGO drunk in North Carolina.

22. In New Jersey, it's illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a crime.

23. It's a crime to go hunting in a cemetery in Oregon.

24. Paying a psychic in Pennsylvania is illegal.

25. Racing horses on a highway in Rhode Island is illegal.




26. If you're a minor, playing pinball in South Carolina is a crime.

27. Sleeping in a cheese factory is a crime in South Dakota.

28. It's illegal to share your Netflix password in Tennessee.

29. In Vermont, a woman can't wear false teeth without her husband's approval.

30. You can't go trick-or-treating in Virginia unless you're at least 12 years old.

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BADBOBBY, YOU DID GOOD!

bahmer

Very good where did you find these?

rumitoid

Dagnabbit! Was sure I had not broken any of these commandments until this: "Sleeping in a cheese factory is a crime in South Dakota." Bad night. I am on the road right now to turn myself into authorities. Prayers please, I heard this may be a capital offense. Oh, and something you and others on the Right may rally for this as law: "3. It's illegal for a donkey to sleep in a bathtub in Arizona." You catch my drift on that, right?

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

Can I add 31? It is illegal to kick the heads off of snakes in Klamath Falls Oregon.

CarryOn

Thanks for the laugh. I recall some years ago seeing a list of these kinds of old laws still on the books, and one of them stated you could not take a tiger to a theater in, I believe, Connecticut or Massachusetts.

crazylibertarian Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island

Until fairly recently, any resident of Massachusetts was entitled to shoo on sight anyone from Rhode Island and I think it is still illegal to cook clam with tomatoes, Manhattan style. Hence the clear & New England styles.

CarryOn

Now that's carrying rivalry to a whole new level! Thanks for sharing.

badbobby Loc: texas

hope you get off rumi
really I do
I for one would miss you

badbobby Loc: texas

Oregon has snakes?
oh,oh
you mean snakes in the grass

badbobby Loc: texas

I'm sure you meant shoot
and I'm glad I'm not from Rhode Island
and not in Massachusetts

Wonttakeitanymore

New laws: can’t call a person a name that doesn’t relate to preferred g****r! It is illegal for a waiter to give a straw without permission- fines and prob jail time!!! It is legal to b illegal and v**e and have a drivers license, don’t even have to have a license or insurance!! Only in cally

debeda

Lolololololololhahahahahaha good ones

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

In the old days there were board sidewalks and Klamath Falls has a lot of water snakes. The snakes would look up between the boards and men would kick their heads off and the snake would rot under the side walk creating the stench of death so they made it illegal to kick snakes heads off. It's still on the books and Klamath falls still has tons of water snakes. There are small rattle snakes in Oregon but I have never seen a live one even through I have walked all over the territory.

badbobby Loc: texas

be glad to send you a few Tom