Biden Condemns Jesus For Rising Again On T***s Day Of Visibility
The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden issued a stern condemnation of Jesus Christ after learning that the Savior of mankind had the audacity to rise from the dead on Biden's "T***s Day Of Visibility".

"Who does this Jesus think he is?" shouted an angry Biden. "Today is about dudes becoming chicks and chicks becoming dudes, not dead people becoming alive! Come on, man!"

President Biden released the announcement for the "T***s Day Of Visibility" on Good Friday, moments after the memorial of Christ's crucifixion. "It was bad enough Jesus stole my thunder by dying the day I announced it," muttered Biden. "As if that wasn't enough, then Jesus goes and rises from the dead -- right on my day celebrating guys who want to use women's showers! I'm starting to think this Jesus guy scheduled all of this on purpose!"

According to sources, Jesus Christ's resurrection bringing the hope of salvation and eternal life to mankind has, in fact, distracted from people looking at guys wearing skirts. "Admittedly, Biden is not wrong. In light of the risen Christ, everything else fades," reported local man John Marshall. "What else can we do but look to Him?"

At publishing time, Heavenly sources confirmed that the evil and silliness of all earthly powers were but mist in the light of Christ's eternal kingdom.


What is sad is this is, literally, something we could see Biden doing.

A T***s-formational Day of Visibility!

Not going to argue here. The tens of millions of people deeply offended by the profoundly hostile and arrogant actions of the President and Governors of several states is warranted.

If history is any teacher, the Bidens will be hosting activities on the White House grounds that will range from grotesquely out of the normal, to near Satanic-like intentionally offensive spitting in the face of what today truly means.

In years past bare breasts and behinds have dotted the White House lawn, and only God Himself knows what the cameras didn’t catch.

Yes, Biden attempted to crucify the meaning of today by affirming and welcoming confused individuals who desperately are in need of help and support. But instead of helping them adjust to reality, the President specifically insists on carrying out this dishonest game of pretend.

He does so, knowing that science tells us in as stark detail as possible that a person’s sex as defined by Nature’s God in the process of development in the womb, is unchangeable. And with all the surgeries, hormone blockers, and cross sex hormones that have been taken no one’s DNA has ever flipped. Not once.

If Biden entertained this unloving horrifying and detrimental fantasy with the People’s House and our tax dollars alone it would be insidious enough. But he didn’t stop there.

And although I disagree with the Easter Bunny, Easter egg hunt, et. al. rituals, this year the White House felt it was important enough to also purposefully exclude children and families who wished to participate in the holiday by using its historical roots of the historically documented resurrection of Jesus. So Biblical celebrations of Resurrection Sunday will be disallowed in the decorations, themes, and painted eggs for the White House lawn egg roll.

And here’s the irony of all of it.

This day IS a day where visibility and t***sformation has always been celebrated.

For in the observance of this day, people who saw Jesus h*****g dead on a cross, saw Him again—this time more alive than ever before. He appeared to so many people after his Resurrection. Military officers, poor people, his disciples, and the wealthy all saw him. His appearance helped the doubters believe and understand his teachings even more personally.

Since His Resurrection billions have been told of his actions, movements, and words. Most importantly a tomb that had been sealed shut is now empty. His grave clothes neatly folded in the spot where he had been laid.

His T***S-formation from death into life. Taking the punishment of our sins upon him his literal visibility—seeing and being seen in a material and human sense—is one of the greatest pieces of evidence to His claim that He is fully God.

His life, miracles and death fulfilled the Old Testament prophecies of what the coming Messiah would be and do. And hundreds of years before it happened the prophets like Isaiah and Zechariah predicted with precision how he would die and the events unfolded with meticulous and miraculous precision.

The most loving thing the Biden White House could have done for today is to invite any who would hear the message made clear by the Torah, the Psalms, The Prophets and the Gospels: “That God loves you so much, He provided redemption as was predicted, that the redemption is enacted through simple Trust in his Son, and that this relationship would give all who enter into it more purpose, dignity and sense of self than any of us could ever find on our own.”

That’s T***sformation that’s Visible and today is the day when the message will be shared once again from millions of Christ followers to their neighbors, friends, families and perhaps even enemies.

Because a grave IS empty, because the suffering servant defeated sin and death, and because He is the source of redemption, healing and peace—He will not allow us to stay as we are but He will love us to the place of what we were made to become.

No one else has ever done one minuscule bit as much for us.

Embrace the t***sformation this visibility and day of miraculous change can bring. And then give it away to someone else as freely as it was offered to you!

It IS what today is all about!

They can call themselves anything that they want but it does not change the fact that both f*****m and n**iism are on the far right side of the political spectrum. N**iism is the result of rabid r****m being added to f*****m. Quite a combination, wouldn't you think? It is apparent that you are easily impressed by very little to nothing at all. You look at a title and say, "oh, now I know what it is all about". This is not an assumption for a normal thinking person. The most basic two minute google search will tell you over and over again that your concept of the structure of f*****m and n**iism is the product of mental flatulence and totally contrary to reality. Give it a try before responding to me and verifying your factual ignorance.

Yes, our own people are apathetic and the promise of something for nothing is very tempting to our youths.

As long as we have Karl Marx's currency wars with a counterfeiting government central bank (the Fed) and the Marxist progressive tax stymying the rise of competing new businesses, hard honest work will never pay off.

When it comes to planning the economy, two heads are better than one. Which would you prefer, 8 billion of us morons making our own decisions or one moron making all the decisions?

Karl Marx was such a r****t that he designed a bait and switch game for us peasants, knowing that a monopoly of ideas was equally evil as a monopoly of goods and services. Centralized planning was deliberately designed to economically implode that the 3rd World would fight itself to death over the last government scraps.