OK, here's one 4 ya:

A blonde walks into a bar looking frustrated. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"
The blonde replies, "Well I've got these two horses and I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."
The bartender suggests, "Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?"
The blonde says, "That sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it."
A few months later, she returns to the bar in worse condition. "I shaved the tail of one of the horses, but it grew back and I can't tell them apart again!"
The bartender says, "Why don't you try shaving the mane?"
A few months later the blonde is back. "I shaved the mane of one of the horses, but it grew back!"
The bartender yells, "Just measure the damn horses. Perhaps one is slightly taller that the other one!" The blonde storms out of the bar.
The next day, the blonde runs into the bar. "It worked, it worked!" she exclaims. "I measured the horses, and the black one is two inches taller than the white one!"

"They are losing on all fronts, and are trying to find the culprits elsewhere," he said. "They are humiliating themselves. They must know how to lose with dignity."

That's not all:

http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/putin-russian-economy-mend-44363193?yptr=yahoo

"The most important thing is the substance of the information the hackers have presented to the public opinion," Putin said, adding that the Democrats should have apologized to Americans over the "manipulations" the emails revealed. Ouch.

"Putin expressed hope that he would meet soon with Trump to discuss how to improve the two countries' relations — and would "definitely" visit the United States if Trump invites him." Now wouldn't that be interesting?

1/ I care if it's true or not. This kind of thing should not happen in a civilized society.
2/ I don't h**e cops. I don't even dislike cops. I have very few feelings toward cops either way.
3/ I have never posted bulls**t. I provided irrefutable proof of the story at your request. Why do you keep insisting on calling this bulls**t?
4/ I have a life. It's not much but it is mine. I like it and don't need another one. Thank you for the offer though...
5/ I look forward to hearing and evaluating your most heart-felt apology.

Dunno. Why don't we shoot a couple and find out?

Of course you understand, that 'qualified immunity' dog don't hunt for us, right?

Ouch!

Or maybe 'Steve'...

I just, irrefutably, proved you wrong. Do you wish to pursue this ill-advised line of attack?

ROFISLMFAO!!!

Quite possibly. Here's what I've found:

From Isaiah 47:1 "Come down, and sit in the dust, O virgin daughter of Babylon, sit on the ground: there is no throne, O daughter of the Chaldeans: for thou shalt no more be called tender and delicate."

http://www.christianforums.com/threads/could-the-antichrist-be-female.7802765/

But, there are other citations referring to a male:

"The Bible consistently refers to the Antichrist as a man throughout scriptures. It says HIS name is the 666, it says HE is the man of sin."

http://www.revelation.co/2008/09/04/will-the-antichrist-be-female-could-the-anti-christ-be-a-woman/

Of course, you could argue that the spirit of Satan may choose to occupy a man or a woman, either way, so the Anti Christ would be most accurately referred to as 'asexual'...?

Hey! That gives me an idea. Wouldn't it be a crying shame if Miami was to have some, oh, seismic event, perhaps? Something big and strong enough to possibly, uh, maybe, break Miami off the surface of the Earth and send it out towards, oh, say, the sun, for instance? I mean, I know it's a little far-fetched and all, but maybe, just maybe, it might be possible...

Nah, who am I kidding... Target-rich environment guys! Let's celebrate the inauguration with a little target practice! Woo-Hoo!

Oh Really? You should check the sources before calling 'bulls**t'. Here's the court transcript. Or is that 'bulls**t' too?

http://www.opn.ca6.uscourts.gov/opinions.pdf/16a0293p-06.pdf

"Klein testified that he “hit” the first dog with a non-lethal shot, but that he was “aiming at its head.”" Can't even shoot straight. And they turned this guy loose with a gun? O. M. G. !

Don't ever call 'bulls**t' on me unless you can back it up, because I will have indisputable proof of anything I post.

'C*****e C****e!' It's getting colder, therefore it's getting warmer! I'll bet there's some 'climate scientist' somewhere who's got a really long and convoluted explanation of how that's possible. It's a new branch of science called... Oh, look, a flock of turtles! See ya later!

Three Jewish mothers are sitting on a park bench talking about how much their sons love them.

Sadie says, "You know the Chagall painting h*****g in my living room? My son, Arnold, bought that for me for my 75th birthday. What a good boy he is; he loves his mother."

Minnie says,"You call that love? You know the Mercedes I just got for Mother's Day? That's from my son Bernie. What a doll."

Shirley says "That's nothing. You know my son Stanley? He's in analysis with a psychoanalyst in Harley Street. Five session a week. And what does he talk about? Me."

https://www.sadtrombone.com/

Justice Department Drops Bombshell About Russian Hacking…No Evidence Of Interference:

http://libertycrier.com/breaking-justice-department-drops-bombshell-russian-hacking-no-evidence-interference/

But then it never was about 'hacking', was it? Here's the kicker:

"It is not a matter of the results, it is peoples’ faith in the integrity of the system." Yep. She really said that. That's an exact quote, straight from the horses a.., err, mouth..

It was all about undermining peoples' faith in the system. Making it look like something was going on behind the scenes to raise questions in peoples' minds about the legitimacy of the result. It's really a good thing old Vladimir Putin has a sense of humor about this kind of thing or we'd all be in a world of hurt about now.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russia_and_weapons_of_mass_destruction

One Word: D********g.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/12/20/andrea-bocelli-backs-out-of-trump-inauguration-performance.html

This guy's job is to perform for money. It's what he does for a living. This is how he survives in the world. Since when was it acceptable to be subjected to a career-ending boycott for doing your job? He may or may not have an affinity for the audience, that's his business and no-one else'.

I'm reminded of a certain bakery who were forced out of business because they actually had the audacity to refuse to compromise their principles. Not only are they now out of work, but they were forced (at bayonet-point, count on it) to pay $135,000 in 'damages' to the deranged 'couple' who started it. How's that for a 'gay' wedding present?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/bakery-pays-135k-refusing-gay-wedding-cake-article-1.2479452

D********g. No other word for it.

"In fact Hillary Clinton lost more e*****rs than any politician in the last 100 years."

Oh, my! That has SO got to hurt!

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/12/hillary-clinton-lost-e*****rs-us-politician-last-100-years/