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Jul 17, 2021 23:22:53   #
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Stanley died ...."

Good one.
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Jul 17, 2021 23:09:00   #
Yes, what Blade-Runner said.
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Jul 5, 2021 01:38:31   #
proud republican wrote:
https://images.app.goo.gl/k99VByTFycLnx5Jk6

That is really really wrong. Do you say happy or merry December 25th? NO. Because it is Christmas. So, think about it, (same scenario) we are not celebrating because it is the fourth day in July. We are celebrating Independence Day. So have a happy and wonderful day celebrating Independence Day. Please pass this along.
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Jul 3, 2021 17:18:22   #
"Happy July 4th" is just wrong. No two ways about it. At Christmas time, do you say Happy or Merry December 25th? NO. Of course it is July 4th, but that is not what we are celebrating. It is Independence Day. That said it should be "Happy Independence Day." God Bless America.
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Jul 3, 2021 17:08:45   #
and pee happy?
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Jun 29, 2021 20:31:56   #
dtucker300 wrote:
SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING?

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. (go ahead, count them.)

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

A d**gonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Just like some people.)

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (Like some people)

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10. (Feed me, Pet me, Walk Me!)

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. (However, some people seem to be wilder.)

If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights. (It seems more like 6 years in large cities.)

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the f**g flying over the Parliament building is an American f**g.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our noses and ears never stop growing.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. (I wonder what the right hand is doing?)

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. (I've counted them all.)

There are more chickens than people in the world. (Maybe because so many people are chicken.)

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous (What about Stupidous? Describe a lot of people.)

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur...

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men. (It's called flirting)

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise, it will digest itself.

Now you know everything
SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING? br br A dime... (show quote)

I know at least two are wrong. There are only 26 states listed on the $5 bill. There have been a lot of Februarys with no full moon. I don't know about 293 ways to make change for a dollar, but I know it is possible to have a $1.19 and not have change for a dollar–actually two ways.
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Jun 28, 2021 16:01:39   #
slatten49 wrote:
Those of you old enough to remember when the phone was wired to the wall, usually in the kitchen, can relate to this story. I loved this read.

When I was a young boy, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood. I remember the polished, old case fastened to the wall. The shiny receiver hung on the side of the box...I was too little to reach the telephone, but used to listen with fascination when my mother talked to it.

Then I discovered that somewhere inside the wonderful device lived an amazing person. Her name was 'information Please' and there was nothing she did not know. 'Information Please' could supply anyone's number and the correct time.

My personal experience with the genie-in-a-bottle came one day while my mother was visiting a neighbor. Amusing myself at the tool bench in the basement, I whacked my finger with a hammer...the pain was terrible, but there seemed no point in crying because there was no one home to give sympathy. I walked around the house sucking my throbbing finger, finally arriving at the stairway.

The telephone! Quickly, I ran for the footstool in the parlor and d**gged it to the landing. Climbing up, I unhooked the receiver in the parlor and held it to my ear. "Information, please," I said into the mouthpiece just above my head.

A click or two and a small clear voice spoke into my ear.

"Information."

"I hurt my finger..." I wailed into the phone, the tears came readily enough now that I had an audience.

"Isn't your mother home?" came the question.

"Nobody's home but me," I blubbered.

"Are you bleeding?" the voice asked.

"No," I replied. "I hit my finger with the hammer and it hurts."

"Can you open the icebox?" she asked.

I said I could.

"Then chip off a little bit of ice and hold it to your finger," said the voice.

After that, I called "Information Please" for everything. I asked her for help with my geography, and she told me where Philadelphia was.

She helped me with my math.

She told me my pet chipmunk that I had caught in the park just the day before, would eat fruit and nuts.

Then, there was the time Petey, our pet canary, died. I called, "Information Please," and told her the sad story. She listened, and then said things grown-ups say to soothe a child. But I was not consoled. I asked her, "Why is it that birds should sing so beautifully and bring joy to all families, only to end up as a heap of feathers on the bottom of a cage?"

She must have sensed my deep concern, for she said quietly, "Wayne, always remember that there are other worlds to sing in."

Somehow, I felt better.

Another day I was on the telephone, "Information Please."

"Information," said the now familiar voice.

"How do I spell fix?" I asked.

All this took place in a small town in the Pacific Northwest.

When I was nine years old, we moved across the country to Boston. I missed my friend very much.

"Information Please" belonged in that old wooden box back home and I somehow never thought of trying the shiny new phone that sat on the table in the hall. As I grew into my teens, the memories of those childhood conversations never really left me.

Often, in moments of doubt and perplexity I would recall the serene sense of security I had then. I appreciated now how patient, understanding and kind she was to have spent her time on a little boy.

A few years later, on my way west to college, my plane put down in Seattle. I had about a half-hour or so between planes. I spent 15 minutes or so on the phone with my sister, who lived there now. Then, without thinking what I was doing, I dialed my hometown operator and said, "Information Please."

Miraculously, I heard the small, clear voice I knew so well.

"Information."

I hadn't planned this, but I heard myself saying. "Cold you please tell me how to spell fix?"

There was a long pause. Then came the soft spoken answer, "I guess your finger must have healed by now."

I laughed. "So, it's really you," I said. "I wonder if you have any idea how much you meant to me during that time?"

"I wonder," she said, "if you know how much your calls meant to me. I never had any children and I used to look forward to your calls."

I told her how often I had thought of her over the years and I asked if I could call her again when I came back to visit my sister.

"Please do," she said. "just ask for Sally."

Three months later, I was back in Seattle.

A different voice answered, "Information."

I asked for Sally.

"Are you a friend?" she asked.

"Yes, a very old friend," I answered.

"I'm sorry to have to tell you this," She said. "Sally had been working part time the last few years because she was sick. She died five weeks ago."

Before I could hang up, she said, "Wait a minute, did you say your name was Wayne?"

"Yes," I answered.

"Well, Sally left a message for you. She wrote it down in case you called. Let me read it to you." The note said, "Tell him there are other worlds to sing in. He'll know what I mean."

I thanked her and hung up. I know what Sally meant.
Those of you old enough to remember when the phone... (show quote)

A real tear jerker. I started reading it to see if it was similar to one I read quite some time ago. Turns out it was the exactly the same, but I had to read the whole thing again anyway. Usually an OBG is no big deal, but not this one. Enjoyed again. Thanks, Slaten, for the reread. And yes, I remember we had a phone like that in the hallway. I even remember the phone number. 62Y2.
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Jun 27, 2021 22:46:00   #
I don't think 'got' is really the most overused, but not going to talk about the others that probably are (e.g., f...).
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Jun 26, 2021 01:25:04   #
I hardly hear anything about him in the new. He must not be doing anything, at least not worth talking about.
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Jun 23, 2021 08:05:16   #
Kinda neat. Musta been a slow day/week.
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Jun 21, 2021 22:00:46   #
Looks like three of them are out of step.
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Jun 17, 2021 19:38:09   #
wow!
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Jun 17, 2021 02:44:38   #
Limb or not, good one.
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Jun 15, 2021 16:12:17   #

Didn't make any sense what people were talking saying since CRT was a Cathode Ray Tube, like in old TVs. Law enforcement? Then hit I the link. Little did I know of or never heard of what they were talking about - different words for an old acconym. Just not my way job thinking. My brain must be getting old.
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Jun 15, 2021 15:59:33   #
OBG
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