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Jul 11, 2021 18:25:45   #
Mikeyavelli
 
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp.



Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'



The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, it ain't Stanley .'



The mortician thought this was rather strange, so he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up, Roll him over.'



The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley '



The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'



Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two assholes.''

''What! He had two assholes?'' asked the mortician.

''Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say: 'There's goes Stanley with them two assholes."

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Jul 11, 2021 18:33:01   #
Tiptop789 Loc: State of Denial
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp.



Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'



The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, it ain't Stanley .'



The mortician thought this was rather strange, so he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up, Roll him over.'



The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley '



The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'



Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two assholes.''

''What! He had two assholes?'' asked the mortician.

''Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say: 'There's goes Stanley with them two assholes."
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned bad... (show quote)


Funny, and I thought you didn't have a sense of humor

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Jul 11, 2021 18:39:37   #
Mikeyavelli
 
Tiptop789 wrote:
Funny, and I thought you didn't have a sense of humor


This was humor that wasn't directed at you, that's why.

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Jul 11, 2021 19:18:23   #
son of witless
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp.



Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'



The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, it ain't Stanley .'



The mortician thought this was rather strange, so he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up, Roll him over.'



The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley '



The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'



Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two assholes.''

''What! He had two assholes?'' asked the mortician.

''Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say: 'There's goes Stanley with them two assholes."
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned bad... (show quote)


That is a pretty good joke. I just stole it and told it to some relatives and even though I messed it up they laughed.

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Jul 11, 2021 19:44:24   #
Redangel62
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp.



Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'



The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, it ain't Stanley .'



The mortician thought this was rather strange, so he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up, Roll him over.'



The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley '



The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'



Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two assholes.''

''What! He had two assholes?'' asked the mortician.

''Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say: 'There's goes Stanley with them two assholes."
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned bad... (show quote)


😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

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Jul 11, 2021 21:50:23   #
Tiptop789 Loc: State of Denial
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
This was humor that wasn't directed at you, that's why.


Oh Dogberry, it was still humorous.

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Jul 11, 2021 22:31:55   #
Mikeyavelli
 
40 some years ago I was working a high zoot bar in Manhattan. A guy sitting next to a gorgeous woman in skin tight white jeans asked "how do you get into those jeans?".
She looked at him for a moment and squirmed on the barstool.
"The one asshole I have in these jeans is all I need."

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Jul 12, 2021 10:15:53   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp.



Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'



The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, it ain't Stanley .'



The mortician thought this was rather strange, so he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up, Roll him over.'



The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley '



The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'



Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two assholes.''

''What! He had two assholes?'' asked the mortician.

''Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say: 'There's goes Stanley with them two assholes."
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned bad... (show quote)


That was tooo funnyyyy!!!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…still laughing....

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Jul 12, 2021 10:45:36   #
Mikeyavelli
 
lindajoy wrote:
That was tooo funnyyyy!!!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…still laughing....


😊

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Jul 12, 2021 20:16:40   #
teabag09
 
lindajoy wrote:
That was tooo funnyyyy!!!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…still laughing....


The second one wasn't bad either. Mike

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Jul 12, 2021 20:57:10   #
Mikeyavelli
 
teabag09 wrote:
The second one wasn't bad either. Mike


The guy turned red and ordered a double.
I bought the woman a drink.
And no, I didn't get into those pants.

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Jul 14, 2021 20:37:20   #
SGM B Loc: TEXAS but live in Alabama now
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
The guy turned red and ordered a double.
I bought the woman a drink.
And no, I didn't get into those pants.


What a shame. And I bet you would look good in em too. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ€›πŸ€œ

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Jul 14, 2021 21:23:28   #
Mikeyavelli
 
SGM B wrote:
What a shame. And I bet you would look good in em too. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ€›πŸ€œ


They would have looked real good in a twisted pile beside my bed, but that never happened.

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Jul 14, 2021 21:57:42   #
SGM B Loc: TEXAS but live in Alabama now
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
They would have looked real good in a twisted pile beside my bed, but that never happened.


Yeah, sez youβ€¦πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Who ya think yer talkin to friend?
On a serious note, I know exactly what you’re talkin about - been there - almost done that. But it was some fun tho. Oh to be 18 again…no, wait - I do not want that again. LOL!!!!

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Jul 15, 2021 09:30:21   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
They would have looked real good in a twisted pile beside my bed, but that never happened.


SGM B wrote:
Yeah, sez youβ€¦πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Who
ya think yer talkin to friend?
On a serious note, I know exactly what you’re talkin about - been there - almost done that. But it was some fun tho. Oh to be 18 again…no, wait - I do not want that again. LOL!!!!


Lolol!! Ahhh the bantering of two gentlemen~~ Reminiscent of days past I’m sure~~~

Thanks for the morning smiles~~πŸ˜‚πŸ€—πŸ’₯

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