Do you file for divorce in the supreme court of the State? I think not.
THE OLD COW
Late one evening, while the campaign motorcade proceeded down a lonely rural road in west Texas, a very aged cow that had wandered away from its farm pasture suddenly stepped onto the road directly in the path of the oncoming vehicles.
The Secret Service limo driver tried to avoid the aging bovine but just couldn't stop the car in time. Unfortunately, the old cow was struck and k**led.
From the back seat of the limo, Hillary Clinton demanded that her driver go up to the nearby farmhouse and explain to the owners what
had happened.
She insisted, however, that the agent should resist any request from the farmer to pay for the animal, and she added, "You k**led it, so ifthey demand money, it will come out of your own pocket!"
Meanwhile, Hillary stayed in the car making phone calls on her unsecured cell phone. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray.
He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you?" asked Hillary.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate
love to me.
I had just stepped inside the door and said 'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just k**led the old cow.' The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
Got this from a friend
A Woman's view on Trump-------
Someone asked me today how, being a woman, I could stand up for Trump, a misogynist, a r****t and a bigot.
Here is my answer:
Because I use my head to research and find out what candidates really are, not what the media wants me to think.
Because DT has more women in executive and managerial positions than any comparable company, which tells me he is not a misogynist.
Because he pays these women the same or more than their male counterparts, which tells me looks for capacity and sk**ls in people, not color, g****r or race.
Because he fought the West Palm Beach City to be able to open his newly purchased club, so he could include b****s and Jews as members, who had been banned until then. This tells me he is not a r****t.
Because he has raised wonderful children that have turned out to be outstanding, hard working and compassionate adults. He must be doing something right.
Because his economic plans makes sense, are conservative in nature, and I v**e based of what is best for my family, my friends and my country.
Because everybody, the left and the right are afraid of him, the media is trying to destroy his image, and even foreign governments are voicing their opinion, so he must be doing something right. Clean house maybe?
Because I want a SCOTUS that will uphold the Constitution, not behave as minions of the administration. I have had enough with judges that are more like political activists than law enforcers. I do not want the same fate for the SCOTUS.
Because I fear for my families safety if the current trend of not confronting blatant terrorism continues which is a threat to our way of life.
Because I am fed up with the rampant corruption of this administration. Accountability in government is paramount, and as this administration has demonstrated, it is a foreign concept to them.
Because I am fed up with the political correctness gone wild, and because he is not afraid to say what everybody thinks but does not dare to say. A thug is a thug, regardless of color, and that's it.
Because it is about time someone puts America's interests ahead of other countries.
Because I know he recognizes and embraces America's exceptionalism, and will not tour the World apologizing for who we are. That tells me he is a patriot.
Because, unlike HRC, he has actually held a job, worked hard and achieved success.
And last, but not least,because I am more offended by what Hillary does than by what Trump says.
Who are the real terrorist in this country?
A. tdsrnest & company......
tdsrnest wrote:
Maybe not yesterday but there have 8,970 dead from gun violence this year. So great you had one day without anybody dead.
Wow 8970 guns went out and shot someone. Are those guns still on the loose? OHH my bad there must have had some help.
Cool Breeze wrote:
You can't reach your belt can you? Good then I'm safe. Jesus is the only begotten Son of The Living God! Mohammad is a Prophet! See Ya!
"Mohammad is a Prophet" Is or was? What did he prophesy that has accomplished any good?
Not sure Greg, however our MT. Senator Jon Tester v**er against it.
Greg Brady wrote:
A number of conservative pundits and Republican Party members have accused Paul Ryan of stabbeing them in the back over the passage of the Omnibus spending package,
Did Ryan sell out or just do his job as speaker of the house?