quote=permafrost]More from those sewing ladies....


The future for all my friends.You know it makes sense in this day and age.

Dear Employee:

As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel.

Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future. Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the end of the current fiscal year, via retirement, will be placed into effect immediately.

This program will be known as SLAP (Sever Late-Aged Personnel). Employees who are SLAPPED will be given the opportunity to look for jobs outside the company.

SLAPPED employees can request a review of their employment records before actual retirement takes place. This review phase of the program is called SCREW.

SCREW (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early Workers). All employees who have been SLAPPED and SCREWED may file an appeal with upper management.

This appeal is called SHAFT (Study by Higher Authority Following Termination).

Under the terms of the new policy, an employee may be SLAPPED once, SCREWED twice, but may be SHAFTED as many times as the company deems appropriate.

If an employee follows the above procedure, he/she will be entitled to get: HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel's Early Severance) or CLAP (Combined Lump sum Assistance Payment).

As HERPES and CLAP are considered benefit plans, any employee who has received HERPES or CLAP will no longer be SLAPPED or SCREWED by the company.

Management wishes to assure the younger employees who remain on board that the company will continue its policy of training employees through our:

Special High Intensity Training (S**T). We take p***e in the amount of S**T our employees receive. We have given our employees more S**T than any company in this area. If any employee feels they do not receive enough S**T on the job, see your immediate supervisor.

Your supervisor is specially trained to make sure you receive all the S**T you can stand.

And, once again, thanks for all your years of service with us.

Does this look familiar?

I have said all along BHO was then & is now a fraud. From his days as a community organizer thru his presidency. Everyone in American politics who touched him, to include the RINOs, have known this and have conspired to keep quiet. The claim that ANYONE, whoever, worked to 'bring Trump down' is a false narrative! The intent; keep the Obama administration from exposure.

Does anyone honestly think; had Jeb been elected that we the citizens would be learning any of this?

With the Clintons, BOTH, back in the WH the ruse would have lived. It would not surprise me if Mueller didn't one day take to the podium announcing 100 indictments and exonerating President Trump.

If BHO were indicted I am sure he'd be tried 'in absentia'. That's how I see it.

Every thing you say is wrong.. stop repeating Fox.


Place of Birth, Citizenship, Year of Entry


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We ask questions about a person’s place of birth, citizenship, and year of entry into the United States to create data about citizens, noncitizens, and the foreign-born population.

Agencies and policymakers use our published statistics to set and evaluate immigration policies and laws, understand the experience of different immigrant groups, and enforce laws, policies, and regulations against discrimination based on national origin. These statistics also help tailor services to accommodate cultural differences.

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We use your confidential survey answers to create statistics like those in the results below and in the full tables that contain all the data—no one is able to figure out your survey answers from the statistics we produce. The Census Bureau is legally bound to strict confidentiality requirements. Individual records are not shared with anyone, including federal agencies and law enforcement entities. By law, the Census Bureau cannot share respondents' answers with anyone—not the IRS, not the FBI, not the CIA, and not with any other government agency.


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We ask about individuals’ place of birth, citizenship, and year of entry in combination with other information, such as language spoken at home, to help schools understand the needs of their students and qualify for grants that help fund programs for those students (Elementary and Secondary Education Act of 1965). Statistics on how many foreign-born children depend on services through schools help school districts make staffing and funding decisions.

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Defending the Trump administration’s controversial decision to add a question about US citizenship to the 2020 census form, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders told reporters on Tuesday, “It’s something that has been included in every census since 1965, with the exception of 2010, when it was removed.”

That’s wrong. The citizenship question was removed from the decennial census form in 1950 and hasn’t been used since. It is asked on the annual American Community Survey, which reaches about 15 percent of US households, but Sanders didn’t give any indication that she was referring to that survey. And the question wasn’t removed from that survey in 2010.

As IQ applies to Trump, what difference does it matter if you have serious character flaws?

An intelligent man who is an excellent administrator gathers as many smarter people than him around himself. Trump has never doubted that he is the smartest person in a room, and thinks his decisions are the best.

I would cringe supporting someone who uses language like, I am the best, I am the smartest person on earth, what i've done is the best ever in history, I am the best president ever in history. Any sentence with the "best ever" is cringe worthy, nobody in history has ever been that good.

I talked about the things Obama or congress was doing that I did not like. Show me a Trump supporter who will say a bad policy is bad. Show me admitting that he may have done some money laundering with condo or real estate sales, try the $40 million property sold to a Russian oligarch for $95 million, going to defend that?

Do you think you can make your post take up any more space by putting in a few more unnecessary pillars and put more empty spaces between the lines ???

Any way when people criticize you for the name you have chosen, just tell them there is something seriously wrong with people who h**e or have a problem with the hard working and successful people of integrity and character who are God-fearing, law-abiding, taxpaying, patriotic citizens of America that are the backbone of this country and have made it the most prosperous, powerful and free nation on the face of the earth --- Because that's what a "Teabagger" is and you won't find a better definition.