Posts for: Nutter
Aug 28, 2016 11:48:40 #
Hope you find this as humorous as I did!
EPIC Response From Landowner When Oregon Dept. of Fish & Wildlife Requests Access to Land
Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife sent a letter to a home/landowner asking for permission to access a creek on their property to document the decline in a certain species of unheard of frogs.
*The homeowners response in the second letter is EPIC*
Letter From Oregon Dept of Fish & Wildlife: (THIS is how B*M & F&WLM get on your property to start taking it over)
Dear Landowner:
ODFW Staff will be conducting surveys for foothill yellow-legged frogs & other amphibians over the next few months. As part of this research we would like to survey the creek on your property. I am writing this letter to request your permission to access your property.
Recent research indicates that foothill yellow-legged frogs have declined significantly in recent years and are no longer found at half their historic sites. Your cooperation will be greatly appreciated and will help contribute to the conservation of this important species.
Attached postage-paid postcard and let us know if you are willing to let us cross your property or not. If you have any concerns about this project please give us a call. We would love to talk with you about our research.
Sincerely
Steve Niemela
Conservation Strategy Implementation Biologist
********RESPONSE FROM LANDOWNERS: ********
Dear Mr. Niemela:
Thank you for your inquiry regarding accessing our property to survey for the yellow-legged frog. We may be able to help you out with this matter.
We have divided our 2.26 acres into 75 equal survey units with a draw tag for each unit. Application fees are only $8.00 per unit after you purchase the Frog Survey License ($120.00 resident / $180.00 Non-Resident).
You will also need to obtain a Frog Habitat parking permit ($10.00 per vehicle). You will also need an Invasive Species stamp ($15.00 for the first vehicle and $5.00 for each additional vehicle) You will also want to register at the Check Station to have your vehicle inspected for non-native plant life prior to entering our property. There is also a Day Use fee, $5.00 per vehicle.
If you are successful in the Draw you will be notified two weeks in advance so you can make necessary plans and purchase your Creek Habitat stamp. ($18.00 Resident / $140.00 Non-Resident). Survey units open between 8am and 3pm but you cannot commence survey until 9am and must cease all survey activity by 1pm.
Survey Gear can only include a net with a 2" diameter made of 100% organic cotton netting with no longer than an 18" handle, non-weighted and no deeper than 6" from net frame to bottom of net. Handles can only be made of BPA-free plastics or wooden handles. After 1pm you can use a net with a 3" diameter if you purchase the Frog Net Endorsement ($75.00 Resident / $250 Non-Resident). Any frogs captured that are released will need to be released with an approved release device back into the environment unharmed.
As of June 1, we are offering draw tags for our Premium Survey units and application is again only $8.00 per application. However, all fees can be waived if you can verify Native Indian Tribal rights and status.
You will also need to provide evidence of successful completion of Frog Surveys and Your comprehensive course on frog identification, safe handling practices, and self-defense strategies for frog attacks. This course is offered online through an accredited program for a nominal fee of $750.00.
Please let us know if we can be of assistance to you. Otherwise, we decline your access to our property but appreciate your inquiry.
Sincerely,
Larry & Amanda Anderson.
EPIC Response From Landowner When Oregon Dept. of Fish & Wildlife Requests Access to Land
Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife sent a letter to a home/landowner asking for permission to access a creek on their property to document the decline in a certain species of unheard of frogs.
*The homeowners response in the second letter is EPIC*
Letter From Oregon Dept of Fish & Wildlife: (THIS is how B*M & F&WLM get on your property to start taking it over)
Dear Landowner:
ODFW Staff will be conducting surveys for foothill yellow-legged frogs & other amphibians over the next few months. As part of this research we would like to survey the creek on your property. I am writing this letter to request your permission to access your property.
Recent research indicates that foothill yellow-legged frogs have declined significantly in recent years and are no longer found at half their historic sites. Your cooperation will be greatly appreciated and will help contribute to the conservation of this important species.
Attached postage-paid postcard and let us know if you are willing to let us cross your property or not. If you have any concerns about this project please give us a call. We would love to talk with you about our research.
Sincerely
Steve Niemela
Conservation Strategy Implementation Biologist
********RESPONSE FROM LANDOWNERS: ********
Dear Mr. Niemela:
Thank you for your inquiry regarding accessing our property to survey for the yellow-legged frog. We may be able to help you out with this matter.
We have divided our 2.26 acres into 75 equal survey units with a draw tag for each unit. Application fees are only $8.00 per unit after you purchase the Frog Survey License ($120.00 resident / $180.00 Non-Resident).
You will also need to obtain a Frog Habitat parking permit ($10.00 per vehicle). You will also need an Invasive Species stamp ($15.00 for the first vehicle and $5.00 for each additional vehicle) You will also want to register at the Check Station to have your vehicle inspected for non-native plant life prior to entering our property. There is also a Day Use fee, $5.00 per vehicle.
If you are successful in the Draw you will be notified two weeks in advance so you can make necessary plans and purchase your Creek Habitat stamp. ($18.00 Resident / $140.00 Non-Resident). Survey units open between 8am and 3pm but you cannot commence survey until 9am and must cease all survey activity by 1pm.
Survey Gear can only include a net with a 2" diameter made of 100% organic cotton netting with no longer than an 18" handle, non-weighted and no deeper than 6" from net frame to bottom of net. Handles can only be made of BPA-free plastics or wooden handles. After 1pm you can use a net with a 3" diameter if you purchase the Frog Net Endorsement ($75.00 Resident / $250 Non-Resident). Any frogs captured that are released will need to be released with an approved release device back into the environment unharmed.
As of June 1, we are offering draw tags for our Premium Survey units and application is again only $8.00 per application. However, all fees can be waived if you can verify Native Indian Tribal rights and status.
You will also need to provide evidence of successful completion of Frog Surveys and Your comprehensive course on frog identification, safe handling practices, and self-defense strategies for frog attacks. This course is offered online through an accredited program for a nominal fee of $750.00.
Please let us know if we can be of assistance to you. Otherwise, we decline your access to our property but appreciate your inquiry.
Sincerely,
Larry & Amanda Anderson.
Aug 26, 2016 08:16:32 #
More aerial photos of Burning Man in 2013.
http://www.businessinsider.com/burning-man-aerial-photos-2013-8
Approaching 70,000+ people last year
http://www.businessinsider.com/burning-man-aerial-photos-2013-8
Approaching 70,000+ people last year
Aug 26, 2016 08:07:27 #
An arial view of Burning Man in 2013
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr05/2013/9/3/18/enhanced-buzz-22698-1378246370-10.jpg?no-auto
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr05/2013/9/3/18/enhanced-buzz-22698-1378246370-10.jpg?no-auto
Aug 25, 2016 07:37:58 #
I have a small 5 cup coffee maker and put a table spoon of honey in it every morning. Have done this for 1 1/2 years and my allergy symptoms have gone away. Local honey from the roadside vendor.
Aug 24, 2016 06:32:14 #
Liked the skeleton motorcycle;-)
Aug 23, 2016 18:40:55 #
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Is this another catastrophe in the making? what's the secrecy behind this.
https://regated.com/2016/08/obama-hand-off-control-internet-october-1st/
https://regated.com/2016/08/obama-hand-off-control-internet-october-1st/
Aug 4, 2016 21:28:07 #
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Who would believe Obama anyway. I take everything he says as the opposite.
Aug 4, 2016 07:59:46 #
lindajoy wrote:
Lolol, loved them!!! 
Thanks, I did like it.
Aug 3, 2016 22:26:04 #
These great questions and answers are from the days when Hollywood
Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are
now!
Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!
(The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes
of the show!)
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should
you be
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years...
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or
a woman?
A.. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you
think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's
married?
A. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency..
Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your
hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll
give you a gesture you'll never forget.
Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to
get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a
goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Wh**ever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark..
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into
the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head,
what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your
elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and
has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in
bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh
Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are
now!
Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!
(The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes
of the show!)
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should
you be
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years...
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or
a woman?
A.. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you
think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's
married?
A. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency..
Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your
hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll
give you a gesture you'll never forget.
Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to
get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a
goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Wh**ever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark..
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into
the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head,
what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your
elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and
has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in
bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh
Jul 26, 2016 23:54:18 #
Nice,
How about a little sax with the guitar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SfSQ3lQmJw
How about a little sax with the guitar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SfSQ3lQmJw
Jul 26, 2016 23:36:42 #
(Main)
http://biggeekdad.com/2014/09/john-wayne-1970/
Jul 11, 2016 21:34:44 #
(Main)
A little late for the Fourth of July but I like it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKmZ_XDrlXs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKmZ_XDrlXs
Jul 10, 2016 08:16:02 #
This one I read in the local paper
A man was using a circular saw to cut a 2x4. He was standing with the board accross his leg when the saw got bound in the board and kicked back accross his leg severing his artery and bled to death
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A man was using a circular saw to cut a 2x4. He was standing with the board accross his leg when the saw got bound in the board and kicked back accross his leg severing his artery and bled to death
.
Jul 10, 2016 08:12:23 #
Loveland Police Department Detective Brad Templeman said Morse's co-worker was in a raised bucket on a truck when the accident happened.
"He didn't notice when he first went in. He was cutting limbs off a tree with a saw," Templeman said. "He made an effort and went down 15 feet or so, jumped out of the bucket to try and get to him but didn't make it in time."
Barnhart, 59, had known Morse since he did a stump-cutting job for Morse in the late 1980s. He said Morse was a hard worker who was very particular about everything he did.
"I don't understand how he got in it. I wonder if he had a heart attack or blacked out," said Barnhart, who has been in the tree-service business for 25 years. "This guy kept everything in top-notch shape. He was on the ball. He didn't allow anybody to do things unless it was according to the OSHA code."
"He didn't notice when he first went in. He was cutting limbs off a tree with a saw," Templeman said. "He made an effort and went down 15 feet or so, jumped out of the bucket to try and get to him but didn't make it in time."
Barnhart, 59, had known Morse since he did a stump-cutting job for Morse in the late 1980s. He said Morse was a hard worker who was very particular about everything he did.
"I don't understand how he got in it. I wonder if he had a heart attack or blacked out," said Barnhart, who has been in the tree-service business for 25 years. "This guy kept everything in top-notch shape. He was on the ball. He didn't allow anybody to do things unless it was according to the OSHA code."
Jul 9, 2016 19:55:29 #
The owner of a tree service company in Loveland said he had knots in his stomach when he heard a Loveland man had died after being pulled through a commercial wood chipper.
The Larimer County Coroner's Office identified the man Thursday as Brian Morse, 54, who owned Brian's Tree Service. Morse was identified by his fingerprints. The accident Wednesday afternoon occurred near the intersection of Wilson Avenue and Fountain Avenue in Loveland, Co.
I personally knew Brian from working with him at a film manufacturing plant in Windsor, Co.
The Larimer County Coroner's Office identified the man Thursday as Brian Morse, 54, who owned Brian's Tree Service. Morse was identified by his fingerprints. The accident Wednesday afternoon occurred near the intersection of Wilson Avenue and Fountain Avenue in Loveland, Co.
I personally knew Brian from working with him at a film manufacturing plant in Windsor, Co.