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Aug 24, 2016 18:49:15   #
Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas
 
You pervs, what were you thinking?







The Candy With The Little Hole (R)


This should make you smile.
You have to love little kids.

The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and yelled,

'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!'

The teacher had to leave the room !!!

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Aug 24, 2016 19:10:39   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
You pervs, what were you thinking?







The Candy With The Little Hole (R)


This should make you smile.
You have to love little kids.

The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and yelled,

'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!'

The teacher had to leave the room !!!
You pervs, what were you thinking? br br br br ... (show quote)


Don't mean to be a spoiler, but, I'm surprised none of the kids had ever tasted honey.

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Aug 24, 2016 19:17:23   #
Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Don't mean to be a spoiler, but, I'm surprised none of the kids had ever tasted honey.





I'm not surprised at all, hardly anyone uses it as a sweetner any more......i go through about a gallon and a half every yr, i use it every chance i get, especially with the kids...and there is not one allergy problem in our family...it works if anyone is asking me.

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Aug 24, 2016 19:22:02   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
I'm not surprised at all, hardly anyone uses it as a sweetner any more......i go through about a gallon and a half every yr, i use it every chance i get, especially with the kids...and there is not one allergy problem in our family...it works if anyone is asking me.

Honey is my favorite condiment for toast, biscuits, dinner rolls, cornbread and anything else I may have left off my list.

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Aug 24, 2016 19:36:51   #
Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Honey is my favorite condiment for toast, biscuits, dinner rolls, cornbread and anything else I may have left off my list.




Right there with ya slatt.....you forgot sopapias ..spelling on that??? Mescan fried pillow bread In english

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Aug 24, 2016 19:37:29   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Honey is my favorite condiment for toast, biscuits, dinner rolls, cornbread and anything else I may have left off my list.


Peanut butter!

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Aug 24, 2016 19:44:54   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
Right there with ya slatt.....you forgot sopapias ..spelling on that??? Mescan fried pillow bread In english

Yeah, you're right...I forgot sopapillas. Unfortunately, I usually only have them when I eat at a Mexican restaurant.

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Aug 24, 2016 19:47:32   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
Peanut butter!

Peanut butter being your favorite condiment, Arch....or, something you like with honey mixed in? If it is the latter, try HEB's private label honey & peanut butter mix It's great, but then, you probably already know that. I don't know if any national brands carry the mixture.

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Aug 24, 2016 20:05:21   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Peanut butter being your favorite condiment, Arch....or, something you like with honey mixed in? If it is the latter, try HEB's private label honey & peanut butter mix It's great, but then, you probably already know that. I don't know if any national brands carry the mixture.


I love peanut butter and honey! We get some at Uni-Ted from a local apiary. It does help with allergies!

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Aug 24, 2016 20:37:40   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
I love peanut butter and honey! We get some at Uni-Ted from a local apiary. It does help with allergies!


Unfortunately, I need to be somewhat careful in how much I eat, due to my diabetes.

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Aug 24, 2016 21:53:03   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Unfortunately, I need to be somewhat careful in how much I eat, due to my diabetes.


Bless your heart! I mean that in the good way.

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Aug 25, 2016 05:57:21   #
QuestGirl Loc: Jayhawk Country
 
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
I'm not surprised at all, hardly anyone uses it as a sweetner any more......i go through about a gallon and a half every yr, i use it every chance i get, especially with the kids...and there is not one allergy problem in our family...it works if anyone is asking me.


Raw honey is the best!

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Aug 25, 2016 06:11:20   #
Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas
 
QuestGirl wrote:
Raw honey is the best!




Oh yea, I like the roadside honey sold out in the country, has a little comb in it....occasional bee or two, good stuff.

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Aug 25, 2016 07:37:58   #
Nutter Loc: Fly Over Zone
 
I have a small 5 cup coffee maker and put a table spoon of honey in it every morning. Have done this for 1 1/2 years and my allergy symptoms have gone away. Local honey from the roadside vendor.

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Aug 25, 2016 08:00:08   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Nutter wrote:
I have a small 5 cup coffee maker and put a table spoon of honey in it every morning. Have done this for 1 1/2 years and my allergy symptoms have gone away. Local honey from the roadside vendor.

No offense intended, but, this is a serious question: You do put the honey in the pot of coffee, and not the maker, right I would think that putting it in the maker would eventually cause clogging problems. Honey is a great coffee sweetener, for sure.

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