E that's very odd, you are the first lib thats ever told me that it was small. All the others just smiled and rolled their eyes!
As much enjoyment as I've had with my little one, I couldn't imagine the amount of joy if I'd been well endowed. :thumbup:

Bo; I don't understand why all you Libs get upset so easy over guns and masturbation. I do it on a regular basis. I have one Glock 9mm on each hip and an AK47 on each arm. I'll let you guess what operates the other gun. How can an old white man be angry while doing that. I can never remember being mad while whacking off and I believe it is impossible. I think that liberal site was telling a lie. I will say this though, all you libs should feel real uneasy if you run into me and I start staring at your mouths.
By the way I do not intend to ever to shoot anyone. I only carry for masturbation and self defense.

Bo, I read the article completely. I have never heard or read, of more false accusations and lies about Repubs or Conservatives in all my years, as this Liberal nut espouses in his article. This wacky guy makes the Liberals on OPP look like mental midgets. The original article was posted here and the name should tell it all.
proudtobeafilthyliberalscum.com

Is this opinion or fact?

Thanks for your comments guys,
I'm the youngest of eight and I've also heard some real horror stories from my brothers. I did have one positive thing throughout my life and that was having the best Mother in the world.
Happy Fathers Day to all the dads.

I'm 72. When I was 4 y.o. we lived in Oak Ridge , Tn in the flat top houses built for the Oak Ridge Atomic Bomb project.
My dad was an alcoholic and came home drunk, out of his mind, picked up a bowl of pinto beans and threw them across the room, breaking them on the kitchen wall. My Mother was hiding in the bedroom under the bed. He found her and pulled her out from under the bed by her hair. I distinctly remember her crying out loudly, asking him why he was beating her with his fists.
On another night she threw rocks on my bedroom window from outside. I opened the window and she told me to throw her a pillow and blanket, which I did, and she slept under the house that night. (All the flat top houses had open areas under them but were not basements.) This happened every week. He left and went to Guam and we moved to another shack. He came back when I was five and then left for good, winding up in Oxnard, Calif. He had been working in the lettuce fields with migrants.
I saw him once when I was 18 and in the Navy in San Diego. The next time was in 1964 and he was in his coffin. My Mother never divorced him or had another man.
I could go into a lot more detail but I do not want to bore anyone and it would be very long. Also I know there are many, many more instances of alcohol and spousal abuse worse than mine.
My reason for writing this is not for sympathy as I have moved on with my life.
If you have a Father and love him, then tell him so every day because not everyone has had the opportunity to do so. In fact if you have any family members, tell them many,many times.

Very true!!!
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This reminds me of the infamous Whitewater files that were lost somewhere in Arkansas and could not be found. Yet, when they finished their term in the Whitehouse and were moving out, guess what. Hillary said they were mysteriously found in (wait for it) a closet in the Whitehouse. Dems are excellent at sleight of hand, among other things.

Glad to hear from you Anus Mouth. You make accusations about me when I made a clean reply! Now, who is nutty.
As far as the DNA query. I was in the Navy when I was much younger and I spread the joy in many cities and ports. Better check your DNA as I had to prove to many liberal females that this East Tennessee Mountain Boy did not have one leg shorter than the other! Better yet, just ask your mother.

A Tea Party friend of mine in Tennessee sent a letter to Senator Bob Corker and this is the Senator's reply. My friend sent me this copy.

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Sent: Tuesday, June 3, 2014
Subject: Responding to your message

Dear ------

Thank you for contacting my office regarding your concerns with reports of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) purchasing large amounts of ammunition. Your input is important to me, and I appreciate the time you took to share your thoughts.

Like you, I believe we need to look closely at these purchases to determine whether they are an appropriate use of federal resources, and ensure that this ammunition is actually needed and used for proper purposes. According to DHS, it does have a contract to purchase a substantial amount of ammunition to be used by almost all of the department's more than 20 components. Between training, weapons certification, and actual deployed uses, DHS expects this ammunition to meet the 5-year needs of U.S. Customs and Border Protection, the T***sportation Security Administration, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, the Secret Service and others. DHS purchases also do include hollow-point rounds, which appear to be commonly used by federal, state, and local law enforcement, who consider them safer because they do not travel as far as other rounds and have less ricochet potential.

Regarding reports of DHS acquisition of armored vehicles, DHS acquired 26 decommissioned mine-resistant ambush-protected vehicles (MRAPs) from the Department of Defense in 2008, when it was determined they were not needed for use in the theater. DHS tactical units use these vehicles for limited operations involving armed and dangerous suspects that pose a high level of risk to law enforcement personnel.

It is critical that Congress conduct rigorous oversight, and I appreciate the vigilance of Tennesseans like you who have contacted my office about this issue. You will be pleased to know that the 2014 Omnibus appropriations bill to fund the government, which passed in January, includes a provision requiring DHS to submit a detailed annual report to Congress regarding its purchases and usage of ammunition. Please know that I continue to follow this matter closely, and the information you have provided will help me and my staff as we continue to evaluate the manner in which DHS fulfills its mandate to protect our homeland.

Thank you again for your letter. I hope you will continue to share your thoughts with me.


Sincerely,

Bob Corker
United States Senator

You are an awesome lady!!
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Who would have thought that a lib was r****t. My, my, comparing Walmart and Sams Club employees to abused hookers! I really think that this is comparing apples to oranges. Kevyn I am truly ashamed of you.

I received it as an e-mail and believe or not, I really thought it was going to be something new about beer.

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Your lesson for today.


HISTORY LESSON For those that don't know about history, here is a condensed version:

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic h****rs/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals
2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and k*****g animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement....

Other men who were weaker and less sk**led at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQs and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. They became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic v****g to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.


Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers,personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud or Miller. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game h****rs, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks,construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively.

Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little. They prefer to govern the producers.... and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get something for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history:

It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it.

A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute t***h of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off.

And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self.....I'm going to have another beer.

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http://www.ibtimes.com/read-elliot-rodgers-140-page-memoir-manifesto-he-wrote-prior-his-shooting-university-1589868
I selectively read several pages of his Manifesto (from about 19 years old when he was in college) and found her comments were true.
While the Manifesto was in english, when I tried to copy and paste to OPP, the words were scrambled.