cold iron wrote:
As I was just coming home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family's lives, my friends lives, and what's happening in Washington, Moscow, Ukraine, the Middle East, Hillary Clinton's scandals, Jeb, Trump, NBC, the downgrading of our military, ISIS, the terrorists infiltrating our border, the i******s, Obama and the refugees, and how our country is rapidly losing its sanity and its Christianity, I saw a yard sign that said:
NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
1-800-555-3787
Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number.
A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.
As I was just coming home and worrying about all t... (
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