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Sep 20, 2023 22:37:45   #
Strycker wrote:
Not yet mandatory. The American v**ers and the Constitution still stand in their way. But time is running short to stop them. Four more years of democrats/progressives may finish us off.


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I must point out the quite likely possibility that the next e******n can be won by the dems, if not exactly honestly. If you believe that the last e******n was s****n, what would you believe of the next? Has anything changed in a significant way that would stop the dems? This I would like to know! Have they managed to allow i******s v**e in any major way, or might they manage that change before '24?

What triggers would cause the v**ers to revolt in '24 or '25? Perhaps a suspicious win? Perhaps confiscation of weapons from the public? A further downturn in the economy? Realization that we are screwed financially? More Biden? Kamela? All the above? Other factors?

One might note that exactly who the president is just might be irrelevant to the men behind the throne (MBTT) so long as they can control him or her. Should Harris somehow ascend to the presidency, say by the death of Biden, what then? His "timely" death is not an impossibility. Could she be controllable? Might the MBTT think so, and have her run as the sitting president... "(and win)"? Then there is Gavin Newsom...an opportunity to take the nation down just as he has done in Cal, and with help from the MBTT.
Then, supposing Trump or DeSantis wins, will
he remain healthy? The MBTT would think not (Who would ascend then?).


If you get the idea that I am pessimistic of the future, you are damn right. Half the nation is just plain sick, or have their thumbs up their asses, or both. The other half has its problems too! And the congress is truly mired down because of funny money. Then too, we could go to war anytime now! There's enough going on to make an old man cry! Me!
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Sep 20, 2023 20:43:56   #
Strycker wrote:
The progressives are about to complete their 100+ year march to a master society and a master race. AI, CBDC's, a massive influx of a permanent lower class across the southern border and the final destruction of the Constitution Of The United States will seal the deal and the foolish masses across the world, particularly the minorities in the USA, will never see it coming. They will be the first to go in order for the progressives to create a designer human race and their vision of a perfect society.
The progressives are about to complete their 100+ ... (show quote)

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This seems to mean that a revolt is mandatory, and it must be led by those whose awareness is superior, their charisma is evident, their leadership is superb, and their evidence is extremely convincing. Seems possible!
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Sep 20, 2023 18:52:55   #
Parky60 wrote:
Central banks and governments, at a global scale, have prepared to implement CBDCs – Central Bank Digital Currencies – with important consequences for every aspect of freedom in our lives.

Though they will introduce it to the public gradually, its capacity for total control is immense.

It isn’t merely that the new dollar is digital, traceable and trackable. It’s based on blockchain technology, of course. It isn’t merely that small business will be hurt – yet again – or that private t***sactions will be eradicated. Nor will it be merely consequential for drug dealers, s**mmers, or illicit trades.

CBDCs will be PROGRAMMABLE. Where and how money is spent is literally built into this new currency. And they plan to use it to change how money is used.

Yes, CBDCs are programmable. The executives that frequent the World Economic Forum and the other elite forums have said so. And so, CBDCs will not just be money… CBDCs are designed as tools of a very political and ideological agenda; some of the worst policies that have been pushed in recent decades will now have the force of spending controls to “nudge” people into submission and compliance.

Again, CBDCs are programmable: whoever controls the money controls the agenda. That is the point.

Why is this important? Central banks, private banks, government authorities and global designers will have the power to turn on-and-off t***sactions of every kind. They can algorithmically-determine precisely what the CBDC money can be spent on; when, and under what conditions, and by who.

At the touch of a button, programmable digital currency can block the sale of firearms, alcohol, cannabis or tobacco. Or other sensitive products. But that’s just the start. At the same touch of a button, programmable CBDCs can prevent the sale of meat, dairy, candy and junk food, or disallow the purchase of gasoline or use of a vehicle. With yet another press of the button, they can also freeze bank accounts of political dissidents – like those supporting the recent trucker protest in Canada.

Spending under CBDCs could be allocated for specific purposes – like rent and groceries – or be timed to expire, requiring, for instance that money be spent by the end of the month.

CBDCs could also prevent individuals with “bad social-credit scores” from purchasing anything more than the bare basics of survival.

BlackRock CEO Larry Fink recently said: “Behaviors are gonna have to change. And this is one thing we’re asking companies – you have to force behaviors, and at BlackRock, we are forcing behaviors.”

The compliance of private businesses – any business that relies upon good standing in the global financial system – can also mandate adherence to any number of political agendas and purchasing behaviors. Energy caps; green conscience laundering; medical misinformation policies; sensitivity about world events, wars and catastrophes; identity-based political correctness shifting sand madness; polka dots-over-stripes; anything is possible!

And the private policies of private banks and businesses – ultimately steered by central bank CBDC policies – could easily circumvent restrictions on our civil rights under governments and public systems. And what could you really do about it? Where else could you go?

The Bank for International Settlements recently announced 93% of the world’s central banks are currently working on a CBDC, and the International Monetary Fund (IMF) is already hard at work on a global CBDC platform.

Social media and other tech giants have already paved the way to this version of circumnavigation-hell, even as it emerged that shadowy government agencies were literally coordinating the take-down of free speech online in violation of First Amendment protections.

This nightmare of privacy-less technological ens***ement under CBDCs is complicated and perhaps predicated by the advent of AI, and the loss of employment for hundreds of millions and even billions of people who once held relative autonomy over their own lives.

Universal Basic Income (UBI) funds will be increasingly provided by governments – as it perhaps must be in a scenario with no meaningful employment – not just for the poor and unemployed, but for nearly everyone. Certainly, people will need financial support to live their lives.

But that money would be used to control as much as it would be used to provide sustenance. Not only would every t***saction large-and-small be tracked, but its use would be specifically tailored to the vision-of-life prescribed by the very powerful and their AI tech tools. Anything in violation of prevailing policies would be automatically out-of-bounds.

While this design could be used for good (though such powers are unwise), and many would give it that
benefit of the doubt, those paying attention can see plainly its drawbacks and potential for the very worst.

With little-to-no context and no one to appeal to, an “artificially intelligent” system administers, gives, and takes away as it is programmed to do. Perhaps clumsily suppressing on the basis of key words and categories; perhaps insidiously on the basis of personalized profiles with millions of pieces of data. This system can and will automatically behaviorize all who live under its auspices, with grave consequences which are easy to predict. And even worse outcomes are quite possible.

Even under the most glowing version of this vision-of-the-near-future, where personal behaviors are improved, and people become “better” citizens, nicer neighbors and excellent stewards of the environment – even then, if a positive outcome can even be supposed – it would be a world without freedom. Yes, freedom itself is on the line under programmable CBDCs, in an almost direct way.

Hence, instead of technology freeing us from worry, labor, and drudgery, it stands to reinforce and radically expand top-down control. This is not hyperbole.

New behaviorism – such as living within one’s allotted carbon footprint allowance – could and would be enforced easily, but tyrannically under this kind of system. Likely it would come with a velvety touch and a gradual implementation to dissuade outrage and condition acceptance; but in-and-of itself, the system could nonetheless be flipped-on overnight.

A government powerful enough to give to all, and yet also take away from all, is not only possible but immediately part of the scheme. Accountability, dissent, free expression, and independent lives could all become a thing of the past, replaced by an engineered obedience, dulled further by the extremes of algorithmically driven group-think.

Polls show that CBDCs – now being pursued by the Federal Reserve in the United States and by most major governments and financial systems around the globe – are extremely unpopular with the people, but only by those who are aware of their potential existence and uses. The vast majority of the public – most already lost in a sea of apathy and indifference – remain ignorant of how radically the money system they live under is changing. People need to be informed. Dissent needs to be expressed now while it still can be.

The unfortunate, flawed maxim “If you’re not doing anything wrong, you’ve got nothing to hide” is due for a nightmarish upgrade. The elites, already concentrated in wealth and power – and now unleashing AI – plan to literally program and control your entire life through digital currency.
Central banks and governments, at a global scale, ... (show quote)


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What do we need to do to continue our Constitution and proof ourselves against such blatant attacks on basic freedoms? Must we revolt? It would seem so if these kinds of attacks
are permitted to exist. This is mind-numbing! We must find a way out!
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Sep 20, 2023 16:18:42   #
Infantilism par excellence!
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Sep 20, 2023 12:35:39   #
A truly expected reply from you, Bob. But, I cannot imagine just what amuses you so much. I will chalk it up to infantilism, which you always exhibit on OPP, especially when you don't understand a word of it. And to think you are old enough to v**e, too! By age, not sensibility.
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Sep 19, 2023 21:36:22   #
 Themes
1.   Preserving and improving the American way of life.

2.   Philosophical basis for practical decisions—a bridge between them.
3.   Promoting freedom, liberty, and the Constitution.
4.   Affirming an American Culture superseding all other
5.   Patriotism born of love of country and its people
6.   Affirming Natural Law, Rights and Duties
7.   Defending the nation from attacks from without and within
8.   Countering media bias
9.   Religion, moral absolutism and religious rights affirmed, excepting religions that are dedicated to the o*******w of the nation.
10. Critique of military forces engaged in various conflicts.
11. Ensuring that changes to our laws do good and not harm.
12. Ensuring that our laws are enforced properly throughout the nation. We are to be ruled by laws, not men.

Issues

Here is my list of the 100 major horrors we face in America today
To absorb this list all at once is a truly frightening thing! While it is basically a phrase outline with notes at this time, the list represents a hundred or so of the major issues, problems and directions we Americans need to monitor, analyze, disassemble and then revise, redo or rebuild in better form.
The list is not complete, obviously, and the huge stories behind each of the items listed need to be told in depth. Some of the items are overlapping in context, but so be it. I intend to refine the list as time go on.
Here is the list in no special order except as they occurred to me:

1. Government spending: hyperinflation is near at hand!
2. Government growth
3. Government arrogance
4. Judicial activism is not an allowed function of courts, and it subverts the Constitutional system of checks and balances.
5. Attacks on the Constitution must be thwarted.
6. Political correctness and m**************m (PCMC)
7. Secularism and the ACLU are driving God out of the public square.
8. Government lying, shading the t***h, cooking the books
9. Gun control efforts to disarm the public and leave them defenseless. Law-abiding citizens should have an arsenal and be able to use the weapons effectively.
10. Anti-military and anti defense movements
11. Open borders clowns subverting our sovereignty in a bald v**e-buying move.
12. AGW supporters gone hyper over something we most likely cannot fix.
13. Public sector unionism
14. Islam and Jihadism, the GWOT must be renamed GWOI
15. Growth of entitlements with vastly increased future costs.
16. Amnesty for I*****l i*******ts—why? Because they are here? No, they broke the law.
17. Judicial soft-heartedness; revolving-door prisons, unusually light sentences, etc.
18. Internationalism and the UN; we are not ready for world government. There are too many amoral or immoral nations and their corrupt leaders still standing.
19. Erosion of property rights by the Supreme Court
20. Downgrading State’s Rights; accumulation of power by the Federal Government. We must achieve a proper balance.
21. A******n and a******nists, infanticide
22. Potable water, irrigation water must be ensured.
23. Gay rights, gay marriage, gays in the military, DADT
24. Obamacare and the thrust to nationalization of the healthcare system must be stopped.
25. Federal Reserve System should be reformed
26. Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are toxic to our financial system
27. Government ownership or takeover of private businesses—subverting private enterprise and private failure as a market economy requires for its proper functioning.
28. Multiple-term, career congressmen and senators growing senile in office, v****g themselves raises and perks galore. We need term limits.
29. Direct e******n of senators, downgrading States, instead of having State legislatures appoint their representatives.
30. Non-enforcement of laws on the books
31. Earmarks
32. Misuse of the Commerce Clause
33. Crooked politicians, especially those that are allowed to stay in their jobs.
34. Collectivism in all of its forms
35. Atheists active in promoting their views to our regret
36. Anti-Christian groups and individuals
37. “Blockers” of all stripes
38. The tort system and trial lawyers
39. Campaign financing
40. Corrupt political machines
41. Our leftwing State Department
42. Unnecessary agricultural subsidies
43. The floating dollar not backed by real assets
44. Flight of manufacturing overseas
45. Bleeding heart mentality
46. Sovereignty under attack
47. Misleading the citizenry
48. Closed government run by czars without a legal basis.
49. Foreign policy debacles, Barack Bowing
50. Progressives, especially politicos and professors that indoctrinate their constituents and students.
51. Anti-Americanism and unpatriotic citizens.
52. Moral relativism—not in our government
53. Monetary policy
54. Moral degeneration of our society
55. Nihilism
56. Radicalism of the left, and the right
57. RINOs
58. Elites of the left
59. Democrats and l*****ts in general promote irrational programs.
60. War policy in Iraq
61. War policy in Afghanistan
62. War policy in Iran
63. North Korea problem
64. Number of federal agencies, boards, commissions, etc (1,177) is obviously excessive. Pseudo agencies like ACORN need ending.
65. Quashing investigations regarding lawmaker’s sins
66. Using race as a weapon
67. Deep Federal intrusion into education
68. Distortion of a proper energy policy; we need oil, so drill and pump! Meanwhile, exploit coal, natural gas, wind, solar, tides…
69. Environmentalism out of control
70. PITA and animal rights out of control
71. We have progressive taxes instead of a fixed consumer tax
72. Redistribution of wealth by the government is theft
73. Welfare should be for the provably needy only
74. Corrupt police anywhere is a problem; strong-arm tactics must be disallowed.
75. TV commercials now take up 24+ of every 60 minutes and have 8 three-minute interruptions per hour.
76. TV in general is a waste of time, with a very few exceptions.
77. Media bias to the Left leaves the majority of citizens without proper information to make or support decisions.
78. Legislators do not read the legislation they are v****g on; they rely on their unelected staff to tell them what is in a bill.
79. Legislative tricks to pass huge, unread, 2,000-page, unpopular bills. Rule of conduct for legislation should be fixed by law and not left to the party in power to decide.
80. Legislators ignore the will of the people. Do you think they know best?
81. Political polarization left and right—“winner take all” mindset.
82. Unt***hful and misleading attack ads; all ads for that matter!
83. The motivations of greed and power are too blatant now. How is it that our representatives become multi-millionaires?
84. Policies towards Israel and Palestine are sick.
85. FTC power grab is the worst imaginable.
86. Celebrities talking when they should be singing or something.
87. S**ms, frauds, and con games on the public-- even on TV.
88. Internet hackers and their methods, including ID theft.
89. Rejection of personal responsibility for one’s life.
90. The cost of a college education is unreal now. Why?
91. The strong family should be heavily supported and admired.
92. Ethics and virtues need an overhaul at work, in the home and at school.
93. Pornography is rampant and far too accessible by children.
94. The drug war needs a significant boost, and it isn’t legalization of drugs!
95. Education in most K12 schools and in churches is terrible, especially about American history, its government, values, civics, and freedom as opposed to all other forms of governance.
96. Every government organization needs a thorough-going audit and review of its necessity, budget, personnel and policies with a view to downsizing, eliminating, consolidating, or streamlining their operations.
97. Reject pacifism at all costs!
98. Reject the proliferation of so-called social needs.
99. Scientific programs that benefit man should be supported. Others should be reviewed for possible termination.
100. Beware of con men spouting “hope and change” slogans; remember that that is exactly what they are---slogans.
101. Nuclear proliferation must be solved before we have a catastrophe.
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Sep 18, 2023 15:46:24   #
LostAggie66 wrote:
What about Freedom of Religion Period. As it has always Been?


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I suppose I had Islam in mind: no religion that has national and world dominance as a principal goal should be allowed in the US.
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Sep 17, 2023 14:50:02   #
1. God: The Trinity; Jesus; The Holy Spirit; Salvation; Sin; Forgiveness; Prayer; Ten Commandments; The Bible; The Golden Rule.

2. A Worldview; Your Total Belief System, not necessarily written, but well-formulated mentally. (Lacking belief in God, a worldview outlines one's actual beliefs, morality, and allegiances.)

3. Morality: Virtues; Values; Specific Virtues of Faith, Hope and Charity; Prudence; Temperance, Justice, and Fortitude. The fact is by embracing one or more of these tenets forces one to practice other virtues as well.

4. Natural Law; Natural Rights; Natural Duties, that are fundamental to any society.

5. The Constitution of the United States of America; every line reflects Natural Law, Rights and Duties, fashioned from many historical sources, such as Greek and Roman Law, English Common Law, and, not well-known, Iroquois Law. Legislation and Supreme Court decisions add to Constitutional Law.

6. State Constitutions and State laws, Civil Laws; Local Laws that must be obeyed.

7. Constraints on Mankind: Social; Business; Military; Legal, Ethical; Moral; and Family. These constraints are necessary because of Man's continuing sinfulness despite all laws and moral strictures.

8. Just War, and Just K*****g. We do have wars rightly or wrongly, and we do have individuals that justify the death penalty.

9. Demands of Citizenship: To be Informed; To be Loyal and Patriotic; to support the Constitution; to be Aware of National and International Affairs; to Issue Intelligent V**es; and to Thwart the Radicals that want to overturn our government and way of life.

10. To Reject Evil and Support the Good: Any significant change in our Constitution or our way of life, or how we are governed, is obviously t*****rous and wrong. An example of this is the movement to consider the Constitution to be a living document that can be changed via simple legislation and not the proper, but deliberately difficult, procedure.
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Sep 13, 2023 22:53:57   #
So, I am old now! I claim the right to tell it as I see it! The following phrases today annoy, grate on my ear, and sometimes enrage me: perhaps you too!

#1 That's what I'm talking about!

#2 Sounds like a plan!

#3 Wh**ever!

#4 No problem

#5 I knew you'd say that!

#6 You have reached an automated system...

#7 I did not understand you.

#8 Please hold!

#9 Please leave your name and number and we'll get back to you.

#10 I h**e to tell you this, but...

#11 It is what it is.

#12 Come on Man!

#13 Where's it at?

#14 Enjoy your day! Or, Have a nice day!

#15 What will be will be! (Que sera, sera!)

#16 Take care!

#17 LOL!

#18 If the shoe fits wear it!

#19 Hold on there, Jellybean!

#20 You are too big for your britches!

#21 Who said life had to be fair?

#22 I wish I had a dime for every time I...

#23 What's up?

#24 Have a good one!

#25 Life is not a bowl of cherries!

#26 You are free to go!

#27 Free offer.

#28 I have good news and bad news!

#29 Just wait till your father gets home!

#30 You are cruising for a bruising!

#31 Mi casa su casa!

#32 I told you so!

#33 This is not my first rodeo!

#34 I'm sorry...

#35 We take cash only, no cards or checks.

#36 Good morning, Sunshine!

#37 You are doing 50 in a 35 zone!

#38 I thought you knew that...

#39 For the last time...

#40 If it moves, salute it! If it doesn't move, paint it!

#41 Who do you think you are?

#42 Aw! Get out!

#43 If I had only known!

#44 You're full of it!

#45 That's the last straw!

#46 What would you say if I...

#47 Dream on, Jackson!

#48 That's a bunch of crap!

#49 Get real!

#50 How can I help you?

#51 Please leave your name and number and I will get back to you!

#52 I swear on a stack of Bibles!

#53 I'm a meat and potatoes man.

#54 Cross my heart and hope to die!

#55 Not my job!

#56 Go suck an egg!

#57 Is that really you?

#58 Just doing my job.

#59 License and registration please!

#60 Going to a fire?

#61 Assume the position! (No, I am not a jailbird!)

#62 Take two aspirin and call me tomorrow.

#63 Did you take out the trash?

#64 Have you seen how high your front lawn is?

#65 Isn't life beautiful?

#66 Better than the alternative!

$67 Say what?

#68 You don't look your age!

#69 You and what army?

#70 Sit down!

#71 I swear on my mother's grave!

#72 It is tit for tat!

#73 This is where it's at!

#74 Are you trying to be a comic?

#75 I had a really nice time!

#76 Your engine light is on!

#77 So, here's your bill...

#78 You have insufficient funds for this t***saction.

#79 I'll pay you tomorrow.

#80 You can stew in your own juice!

#81 Man alive you're half dead!

#82 You've got that bass ackward!

#83 Money talks!

#84 I give up!

#85 What's more important to you...

#86 What are you, a...

#87 Your flight is delayed!

#88 We have a minor problem, so we are landing in _____, not Denver.

#89 This is a hijack! Keep seated or else!

#90 This is your Captain: It will be a bit bumpy for a few minutes...

#91 This is your Captain again: be reassured that we can fly quite well on one engine.

#92 There's nothing to worry about!

#93 Flight Attendants: prepare for a water landing.

#94 If the shoe fits...

#95 Its six of one and a half dozen of the other.

#96 It takes two to tango!

#97 Ginger Rogers did it all backwards and in high heels!

#98 Sure you can! Not!

#99 This store is closed!

#100 We're off! Honey, did you check the stove?

This is the last one, I promise! Oh!

#101 I promise!

#102 Press 1 for English.

#103 You must...

#104 Show me what you've got!

#105 My Mom didn't raise any fools!

#106 What do you think this is, Christmas?

#107 Fine and Dandy!

#108 The next appointment time is in three months.

#109 We charge $50 for no-shows.

#110 I am between a rock and a hard place!

#111 Heads I win, tails you lose!

#112 I don't care!

#113 It's your turn...

#114 I'm sorry, we closed 2 minutes ago!

#115 That item is not returnable.

#116 Heavens to Betsy!

#111 Gee willikers!

#112 Gosh Almighty!

#113 It's a crap shoot!

#114 Brilliant!

#115 That's so common!

#116 One size fits all.

#117 You show me yours and I'll show you mine! (Not that!)

#118 I'm making you an offer you can't refuse!

#119 Your membership will automatically renew every month.

#120 A miss is as good as a mile.

#122 Fess up!

#123 FU!

#124 Them's fightin words!

#125 I swear on my mother's grave!

#126 You ain't worth s**t!

#127 Better late than never!

#128 You know the saying...

#129 Avalanche!

#130 Don't forget to duck!

#131 Fire!

#132 Incoming!

#133 When the boss is away...

#134 Waste not want not!

#135 ...Pilgrim!

#136 You mean I busted my ass for nothing?

#137 It's time you grew up!

#138 It takes a real man to...

#139 You're k*****g me!

#140 You always end us up in a dead end!

#141 Look out!

#142 Head's up!

#143 Timber!

#144 That was close!

#145 What i***t thought this up?

#146 Let's try it one more time.

#147 You broke it!

#148 The battery is dead!

#149 You have a flat tire!

#150 Do we have enough gas?

#151 Your license is out of date!

#152 Pull over!

#153 There's a hurricane warning for Thursday!

#154 You did what?

#155 That's a ticking time bomb!

#156 Hit the dirt!

#157 Better safe than sorry!

#158 See if I care!

#159 You are dead wrong!

#160 A penny for your thoughts.

#161 You are in deep water!

#162 Look at you!

#163 It's tax time, Hun!

#164 That deduction is not allowed!

#165 You are right as rain.

#166 Can I get some peace and quiet in here!

#167 Will you accept the charges?

#168 Time wounds all heels!

#169 You're not mad, are you?

#170 Can you lend me $500?

#171 Listen up!

#172 I'm from the government...

#173 My show is on now, Hun.

#174 That's crazy!

$175 You want fries with that?

#176 If I were king...

#177 Your time is up!

#178 Answer the question!

#179 Rome wasn't built in a day.

#180 History repeats itself!

#181 I don't give a damn!

#182 It's not worth a penny!

#183 I made it all by myself!

#184 How are you doing?

#185 What kind of nut are you anyway?

#186 You only have one life to live!

#187 Otherwise, I want a divorce!

#188 You need to go to the doctor!

#189 From now on no sodium, right?

#190 Carbonated drinks are not good for you.

#191 Take your medicine.

#192 You are 24 pounds overweight.

#193 You must not drink alcohol.

#194 My best friend is my dog.

#195 Time, gentlemen, time!

#196 The Bible says...

#197 You need the right tool for that job.

#198 I just waxed that floor, dummy!

#199 You are going beyond the pale there!

#200 That is enough!

And so it is!
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Sep 12, 2023 18:39:23   #
Nutter wrote:
My old lady (I never have and never will use that term)
Yes Dear
What's your thought process


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I did promise to stop at 101, but...these are good ones! I have decided not to publish again until the count is 200.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:36:01   #
So I am old now! I claim the right to tell it as I see it! The following phrases today annoy and grate on my ear, and perhaps yours too!

#1 That's what I'm talking about!

#2 Sounds like a plan!

#3 Wh**ever!

#4 No problem

#5 I knew you'd say that!

#6 You have reached an automated system...

#7 I did not understand you.

#8 Please hold!

#9 Please leave your name and number and we'll get back to you.

#10 I h**e to tell you this, but...

#11 It is what it is.

#12 Come on Man!

#13 Where's it at?

#14 Enjoy your day! Or, Have a nice day!

#15 What will be will be! (Que sera, sera!)

#16 Take care!

#17 LOL!

#18 If the shoe fits wear it!

#19 Hold on there, Jellybean!

#20 You are too big for your britches!

#21 Who said life had to be fair?

#22 I wish I had a dime for every time I...

#23 What's up?

#24 Have a good one!

#25 Life is not a bowl of cherries!

#26 You are free to go!

#27 Free offer.

#28 I have good news and bad news!

#29 Just wait till your father gets home!

#30 You are cruising for a bruising!

#31 Mi casa su casa!

#32 I told you so!

#33 This is not my first rodeo!

#34 I'm sorry...

#35 We take cash only, no cards or checks.

#36 Good morning, Sunshine!

#37 You are doing 50 in a 35 zone!

#38 I thought you knew that...

#39 For the last time...

#40 If it moves, salute it! If it doesn't move, paint it!

#41 Who do you think you are?

#42 Aw! Get out!

#43 If I had only known!

#44 You're full of it!

#45 That's the last straw!

#46 What would you say if I...

#47 Dream on, Jackson!

#48 That's a bunch of crap!

#49 Get real!

#50 How can I help you?

#51 Please leave your name and number and I will get back to you!

#52 I swear on a stack of Bibles!

#53 I'm a meat and potatoes man.

#54 Cross my heart and hope to die!

#55 Not my job!

#56 Go suck a egg!

#57 Is that really you?

#58 Just doing my job.

#59 License and registration please!

#60 Going to a fire?

#61 Assume the position! (No, I am not a jailbird!)

#62 Take two aspirin and call me tomorrow.

#63 Did you take out the trash?

#64 Have you seen how high your front lawn is?

#65 Isn't life beautiful?

#66 Better than the alternative!

$67 Say what?

#68 You don't look your age!

#69 You and what army?

#70 Sit down!

#71 I swear on my mother's grave!

#72 It is tit for tat!

#73 This is where its at!

#74 Are you trying to be a comic?

#75 I had a really nice time!

#76 Your engine light is on!

#77 So, here's your bill...

#78 You have insufficient funds for this t***saction.

#79 I'll pay you tomorrow.

#80 You can stew in your own juice!

#81 Man alive you're half dead!

#82 You've got that bass ackward!

#83 Money talks!

#84 I give up!

#85 What's more important to you...

#86 What are you, a...

#87 Your flight is delayed!

#88 We have a minor problem, so we are landing in _____, not Denver.

#89 This is a hijack! Keep seated or else!

#90 This is your Captain: It will be a bit bumpy for a few minutes...

#91 This is your Captain again: be reassured that we can fly quite well on one engine.

#92 There's nothing to worry about!

#93 Flight Attendants: prepare for a water landing.

#94 If the shoe fits, there must be a mistake!

#95 Its six of one and a half dozen of the other.

#96 It takes two to tango!

#97 Ginger Rogers did it all backwards and in high heels!

#98 Sure you can! Not!

#99 This store is closed!

#100 We're off! Honey, did you check the stove?

This is the last one, I promise! Oh!

#101 I promise!
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Sep 12, 2023 17:24:28   #
So I am old now! I claim the right to tell it as I see it! The following phrases today annoy and grate on my ear, and perhaps yours too!

#1 That's what I'm talking about!

#2 Sounds like a plan!

#3 Wh**ever!

#4 No problem

#5 I knew you'd say that!

#6 You have reached an automated system...

#7 I did not understand you.

#8 Please hold!

#9 Please leave your name and number and we'll get back to you.

#10 I h**e to tell you this, but...

#11 It is what it is.

#12 Come on Man!

#13 Where's it at?

#14 Enjoy your day! Or, Have a nice day!

#15 What will be will be! (Que sera, sera!)

#16 Take care!

#17 LOL!

#18 If the shoe fits wear it!

#19 Hold on there, Jellybean!

#20 You are too big for your britches!

#21 Who said life had to be fair?

#22 I wish I had a dine for every time I...

#23 What's up?

#24 Have a good one!

#25 Life is not a bowl of cherries!

#26 You are free to go!

#27 Free offer.

#28 I have good news and bad news!
#29 Just wait till your father gets home!

#30 You are cruising for a bruising!

#31 Mi casa su casa!

#32 I told you so!

#33 This is not my first rodeo!

#34 I'm sorry...

#35 We take cash only, no cards or checks.

#36 Good morning, Sunshine!

#37 You are doing 50 in a 35 zone!

#38 I thought you knew that...

#39 For the last time...
#40 If it moves, salute it! If it doesn't move, paint it!

#41 Who do you think you are?

#42 Aw! Get out!

#43 If I had only known!

#44 You're full of it!

#45 That's the last straw!

#46 What would you say if I...

#47 Dream on, Jackson!

#48 That's a bunch of crap!

#49 Get real!

#50 How can I help you?

#51 Please leave your name and number and I will get back to you!

#52 I swear on a stack of Bibles!

#53 I'm a meat and potatoes man.

#54 Cross my heart and hope to die!

#55 Not my job!

#56 Go suck a egg!

#57 Is that really you?

#58 Just doing my job.

#59 License and registration please!

#60 Going to a fire?

#61 Assume the position! ( No, I am not a jailbird!)

#62 Take two aspirin and call me tomorrow.

#63 Did you take out the trash?

#64 Have you seen how high your front lawn is?

#65 Isn't life beautiful?

#66 Better than the alternative!

$67 Say what?

#68 You don't look your age!

#69 You and what army?
#70 Sit down!

#71 I swear on my mother's grave!

#72 It is Tit for tat!

#73 This is where its at!

#74 Are you trying to be a comic?

#75 I had a really nice time!
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Sep 12, 2023 16:50:16   #
Nutter wrote:
Go suck an egg!
Meat and potatoes
Is that really you?
Not my job
Just doing my job
I promise to do...
Cross my heart
I swear on a stack of bibles


Great! Included now on file. I will publish again when I reach #75!
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Sep 12, 2023 16:42:07   #
EmilyD wrote:
Please leave your name and number and I'll get back to you....

😁😁😁


Very good one!
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Sep 12, 2023 15:48:49   #
Doctor Dave wrote:
You don’t talk with anyone who does not rub you the wrong way, do you?


Dr Dave, I am confused.
I do talk to people that do not rub me the wrong way.
I tend not to talk to people that do rub me the wrong way.
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