Brain t***splant

In the hospital where a family member lay gravely ill, the relatives gathered in the waiting room. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain t***splant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, "How much will a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a Democrat's brain; $200 for a Republican's brain."

The moment turned awkward. Some of the Democrats actually had to try not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the Republicans. A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the Democrat's brain so much more than a Republican's brain?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the Republicans' brains a lot lower because they're used."

And this is all to evident reading what the dumbohcraps post in here Eh.....

Both sides do this, and most often it is unnecessary...except to stir up the specific constituency to rabid drool slobbering comments. The reasonable and well-informed find these threads tiresome and ugly. That is usually the swing v**e in e******ns. When the Far Right talks about such undecided and usually independent v**ers as spineless wafflers ready to fall for anything because they lack values, which is how they feel about RINOs, guess which way this group tends to v**e?

Anyone doing any intelligent assessment of anything does so with a wait and see attitude and avoiding presuppositions. This is wise, not waffling. One may want to interpret fence-seating on certain issues as only waiting for what is opportune politically, yet that is not always or even generally true. Immigration and religious freedom are two of those subjects that need far more thought and enlightened legislation. Not to automatically concede to the feeding frenzy on either side of these topics to devour the opposition in righteous indignation does not make a person amoral or a coward.

The nations today are very dependent on each other.

The worlds Big Businesses & Big Bank want a smooth flow of money through their hands. People like Putin mess that up.

Both want to control the world. The Biggest Player Wins.

Putin is just a small fish to Big Money.

I like most feel that there may not be much in it for us.

We may not gain but for most of us it will not be any worse than we have it now.

There are lots of peace time projects that can be done with the money save by not going to war, or having expensive standing army's.

Thank you very much ginnyt this was both informative as well as enlightening. I presume that all males have to wear the headpiece on there head. I will look forward to the other. I am patiently waiting for the weather to warm here as we just had snow last Saturday night and some last night with more expected tonight. I will be so happy when winter finally leaves and spring returns. Oh wait according to the liberals we are in g****l w*****g what could be wrong with me to think that below zero is cold and not warm.

Again being ignorant I have heard that there are various sects of Jewish people much like different denominations within the Christian community. I have heard of the reformed Jewish synagogue and I believe that there are two more distinct groups or belief systems like and I am using my words here the more devout or conservative Jews and then there is a middle of the road group as well. I also understand that all synagogues meet on Saturday or the last day of the week. Are they more likely to meet in the morning or are there differing times for their meetings. Also unless the meaning of the story is forbidden to be told I would really like to hear the true meaning to the story. I also feel that so much has been lost to the Christian community by not teaching Hebrew and our joint heritages as well as a more universal and compatible existence between the two. Who knows.

Frankly.... I believe all these gays and lesbians do is go to a place of business to have something made or want a hair cut... KNOWING that place of business is not going to do it... from people they have already talked to.... so they do this in order to file charges on them later... ONLY to prove a point.... that is their motive.... much like the b****s do the w****s when they are asking for a job they don't want .. but just to see if they will hire them... then file charges on them cause they were refused a job.. but hired that white person behind him....it's nothing but extortion.... to say the least...

Not being Jewish nor having any Jewish friends although this is not my choice just facts does make it difficult. I would truly love and have at one time thought that I would love to attend a Jewish synagogue and study the Jewish faith. I believe a lot is missed by not having the Jewish roots as well as the Christian teachings to go with it. I have so often felt like there is some vital parts missing in the Christian experience that could be made so much more beautiful and with even more understanding and meaning if only we had that Jewish training and understanding that would give us all so much more depth. I often feel like the Hatfield and McCoys living on each side of the fence and never truly grasping what is on the other side. We each seem to have a degree of understanding but we don't have the complete picture of what the other truly knows. Oh could you give us the true meaning of this story I would truly love to hear what it is and the meaning of the story of what the Father felt. I do believe this is a heavenly story but I could also be wrong there as well.