More and more records that have been government archived are being released, revealing accuracy of history. Interesting my wife's tribe did a pretty good job preserving events of past generations.
Most are unaware of the Russians and their presence in Northern California tribes or the "mini " trail of tears in Northern California.
Unbelievable when the topic is assimilation to "American" culture, i***ts bring in native Americans which has nothing to do with topic, or the infestation of i******s /legals and assimilation. Dip sticks

I apologize in advance if this is old stuff but I thought it was cute and wanted to share.

Subject: And It Came To Pass

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a tall comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.
And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent? And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"
And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS).
Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods and had at the top price without ever having to move from his tent. To prevent neighboring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to t***smit ideas and pictures - Hebrew to the People (HTTP).
And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS. And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought out every drum maker in the land. And indeed did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.
And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or eBay as it came to be known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are. “And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.
Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot’s drums to locate things around the countryside. It soon became known as God’s Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE)
That is how it all began. And that's the t***h.

This is Hilarious

Middle Wife

"There are two great days in a person's life - the day we are born and the day we discover why."

HAVE A GOOD CLEAN LAUGH

*The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher *

I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back.

When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome.

Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater.

She holds up a snapshot of an infant.. 'This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday.'

'First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine months through an umbrella cord.'

She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me. The kids are watching her in amazement.

'Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts going, 'Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!' Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. 'She walked around the house for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!' (Now this kid is doing a hysterical duck walk and groaning.)

'My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn't have a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got my Mom to lie down in bed like this.' (Then Erica lies down with her back against the wall.) 'And then, pop! My Mom had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!'

(This kid has her legs spread with her little hands miming water flowing away. It was too much!)

'Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,' and 'breathe, breathe'. They started counting, but never even got past ten. Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff that they all said it was from Mom's play-center, so there must be a lot of toys inside there.

Then he got out, the middle wife spanked him for crawling up in there in the first place.' Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat.

I'm sure I applauded the loudest. Ever since then, when it's Show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another 'Middle Wife' comes along.

Now you have two choices...laugh and close this page or pass this along to someone else to spread the laughs.

"Being John Wayne, Or Not..."


"Being John Wayne, Or Not..."
by CoyotePrime

Being a dumbass kid whose mind was full of delusional “John Wayne” hero nonsense, I enlisted (with the required parental consent) in the Marine Corps at 17. It was late 1968, the VietNam war was raging, and the military had a tremendous need for fresh bodies. (The first draft wouldn't happen until July, 1969. Incredibly, my birthdate was picked number 1! So my sorry self was going anyway.) I went through bootcamp at Parris Island, then Advanced Infantry Training at Camp Geiger, N.C. Those of us now officially MOS 0311’s, Infantry Rifleman, were assigned to the 2nd Marine Division base at Camp LeJeune.

The day after our arrival at Camp LeJeune the sergeant entered the squad bay and shouted, “Who wants to go to ‘Nam?” En masse we rushed forward to volunteer, eager to defend democracy and k**l those nasty c****es. Within a week, all who volunteered were given new orders sending them to VietNam- except for me, and 4 other guys, who were still only 17. See, you had to be 18 to die for your country, and we’d have to wait our turn, which eventually came, sadly. My best buddy, a guy named Jim Hart, with whom I’d gone through both bootcamp and AIT together, was one of the “lucky” ones. As he prepared to leave, we tore a dollar bill in half, promising to buy a beer with the re-connected pieces when we saw each other again. We never drank that beer.

I and the other 17’ers were sent on a “Med Cruise”, as part of the landing battalion aboard the Navy’s 6th Fleet ships patrolling the Mediterranean. We soon began receiving mail from our buddies in the ‘Nam. Things weren’t going so well, guys were getting k**led, and where was John Wayne when we needed him? Eventually a letter came to another guy, telling of the slaughter of most of our friends. The VietCong, clever as they were, had dug up a misfired 155 mm artillery round and made a booby trap of it. In their new unit our buddies came boppin' down the trail, and someone stepped on it, k*****g 11 of them, including my friend Hart, all ripped to pieces by the tremendous explosion. My most terrifying thought was that if I’d been a few months older, I’d have been either in front or behind him at that moment, and k**led with the rest.

This was another life changing moment. This was for REAL! People were really getting k**led! And I had to know why. Not just the bulls**t, f**g-waving, “bringing freedom and democracy” crap- does that sound familiar right now?- but what were the real forces that made wars happen, and why did so many people die in these tribalistic mass murders. Tragically, the answer is economic: we are in competition with other nations for control of resources of every kind like oil, rubber, metals, natural gas, and food, and all the other necessities we need to sustain our current way of life. And, of course, the money and power that comes along during the process, to a privileged few. They won’t ask you to die for Exxon/Mobil, and you’d tell them to go to hell if they did, but they’ll volunteer to die defending Mom, apple pie, and the good old “American way of life”. We'll die for an ideal like "patriotism", but not for the t***h. And that’s how they’ve worked this deal, since the dawn of man. War is a very, very bad thing...

https://youtu.be/XU9k5S8NXEw

"War In A Nutshell"

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"War In A Nutshell"
by Eugene Debs

"Wars throughout history have been waged for conquest and plunder. In the Middle Ages when the feudal lords who inhabited the castles (whose towers may still be seen along the Rhine) concluded to enlarge their domains, to increase their power, their prestige and their wealth they declared war upon one another. But they themselves did not go to war any more than the modern feudal lords, the barons of Wall Street go to war.

The feudal barons of the Middle Ages, the economic predecessors of the capitalists of our day, declared all wars. And their miserable serfs fought all the battles. The poor, ignorant serfs had been taught to revere their masters; to believe that when their masters declared war upon one another, it was their patriotic duty to fall upon one another and to cut one another's throats for the profit and glory of the lords and barons who held them in contempt. And that is war in a nutshell. The master class has always declared the wars; the subject class has always fought the battles. The master class has had all to gain and nothing to lose, while the subject class has had nothing to gain and all to lose - especially their lives.

They have always taught and trained you to believe it to be your patriotic duty to go to war and to have yourselves slaughtered at their command. But in all the history of the world you, the people, have never had a voice in declaring war, and strange as it certainly appears, no war by any nation in any age has ever been declared by the people. And here let me emphasize the fact- and it cannot be repeated too often- that the working class who fight all the battles, the working class who make the supreme sacrifices, the working class who freely shed their blood and furnish the corpses, have never yet had a voice in either declaring war or making peace. It is the ruling class that invariably does both. They alone declare war and they alone make peace."

Happy Veterans Day 2017


We thank you and honor your service.

Liberals Attack Pledge of Allegiance



Liberals have seemingly laid out a plan to completely disrupt the entire foundation of the United States. Members of the Democratic Party have attacked nearly every ideology the nation was founded on, ranging from the Declaration of Independence to statues and important monuments throughout the country. Even the statue of Christopher Columbus in New York City is the target of attacks from individuals who want the monument toppled and destroyed. However, it has now taken another turn, with liberals publicly attacking the Pledge of Allegiance.

When going through the Pledge of Allegiance, there is no bigotry within the text of the pledge. It is straight forward and to the point. Despite this, liberals are saying there are r****t connotations behind the pledge and, due to this, the pledge either needs to be changed or scraped altogether.

This is just the latest push by liberals to attack the foundation of the country and alter it to fit their desires and plans. While the Pledge of Allegiance was originally written in 1887 and revised in 1892, it was adopted by Congress in 1945, following the end of the Second World War.

With very little of the Pledge of Allegiance changing over the years (the phrase “under God” was added in 1954), why are liberals suddenly having an issue with it now?

What kitchen tools have you found to be obsolete or useless after you bought them?



Bob Flores, Just a guy asking and answering dumb questions.
Answered Oct 30
Ugh… too many to count… but here is a short list. Maybe not obsolete, but not as useful as advertised or though before purchasing:

1 Air Fryer - Don’t kid yourself, nothing cooks like grease/oil…. LOTS of IT!
2 Pasta Machine: Unless you are cranking out pasta every day of the week (or at least once a month) roll it out and cut it with a knife
3 Indoor Rotisserie Oven - Who cooks enough meat that you need one of these things? And they smoke like crazy!
4 Hot Plates / Warming trays - Rent them.. you’ll use them once a year at most and they take up a lot of space
5 Deli Slicer - Again, a nifty idea, but WAY too much maintenance (and the distinct possibility of loosing a finger!)
6 Electric Quesadilla Maker - Just plain dumb. One function and it doesn’t even do that well.
7 Margarita Maker - I’ll take a good blender ANY DAY
8 ANYTHING by George Forman - Indoor Grill, Outdoor Grill, anything with that name is junk.

9 And finally, as Alton Brown used to say, ANY UNI-TASKER that isn’t a fire extinguisher, should be banned from the kitchen. If it only does one thing (even if it does it well), do you really need it? One Task Appliances!

https://www.quora.com/

Trumps e******n was akin to the nation crapping its pants after being fed laxative candy by the Russians. It is a huge embarrassment and will take a while to clean up but things will be smelling better in no time, and they are already smelling a little less foul after Tuesday’s wins. The Mueller investigation is already bearing fruit and the next couple of years will see the administration die the death of a thousand cuts along with the Republican Party if they don’t dump trump and get on the right side of history.