C***ters in Paradise

Once there were three men, Charlie, Mason and Buck, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died.

As they stood at the gates of Heaven, St. Peter came up to them and said, "You will all be given a method of t***sportation for your eternal use around Heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your t***sport chosen accordingly."

St. Peter looked at Charlie and said, "You, Charlie, were a bad man. You c***ted on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat-up Dodge."

Next, St. Peter looked at Mason and said, "You were not so evil, but you still c***ted on your wife two times. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota station wagon."

St. Peter finally looked at Buck, and said, "You, Buck, have set a fine example. You did not have s*x until after marriage, and you never c***ted on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari."

A short time later, Mason and Buck pulled up in their cars next to Buck's Ferrari, and there he is, sitting on the hood, head in hands, crying. "What's wrong, Buck?" they asked. "You got a Ferrari! You're set forever! Why so down?" Buck looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and cried, "I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard."

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