Do You or Your Cow Fart?


Bovine flatus, AKA cow farts, are major contributors to atmospheric gas that has been blamed for g****l w*****g. With Ocasio-Cortez’s Green Deal, perhaps you could be cited for your cows’ gaseous emissions contributing to g****l w*****g.

But don’t forget, the average adult passes wind several times a day, so it could also become mandatory for every person on the country to be fitted with a bag to accumulate passed flatus and assessed penalties.

But then also, vegans have to rely of legumes (beans) for full necessary amino acids. Will they be cited for specific penalties?

But then think about that campfire scene in Blazing Saddles...

https://babylonbee.com/news/r****t-construction-worker-insists-new-home-have-walls

R****t Construction Worker Insists New Home Have Walls
February 7th, 2019

CHULA VISTA, CA—Take a good look at this construction worker. He may look like your everyday working joe, but Ed Michaels is anything but an honest, hard-working American: he's actually a huge r****t.

How do we know this? Because he insists that the new home he's building include at least four walls. Can you say "quadruple r****m?" Ed sure can. Everyone knows that walls are inherently r****t and exclusionary, and yet this bigot is out there building a bunch of walls each and every day. Brick walls? Yup. Drywall? Sure. Wood? He's on board.

The $800,000 home he's currently working on in a new Chula Vista development actually has several interior walls as well as exterior ones, further showing that Ed h**es minorities.

But it's not just Ed, either. There are millions of construction workers in the United States who are perpetuating s******c r****m each and every day. In fact, a recent study found that 100% of new homes, industrial buildings, and commercial developments in the United States included at least one wall. It's hard to deny that our nation's r****m is deeply ingrained at the institutional level with those kinds of numbers.

It's time for those fighting for racial justice to stand up and say "No more!" It's time to demand legislation banning the building of walls with any new construction. In time, we can heal our nation's deep wounds of racial tensions by eliminating all walls for good.

mongo . . . How unfortunately sad, but this is true, the majority of those who come into office, may believe that they are there to offer solutions to the citizens that elected them. But, with the passage of time, their thinking becomes clouded, and the idea that is uppermost in their minds is . . . retaining their political position, and utilizing the perks of the job to change what started as "middle class" estates into an estate that is the envy of all around. Case in point, Barry Obama came into the office of POTUS with very little . . . and now he is a millionaire many times over. It never ceases to amaze me--how this happens time and time again!

Sadly friends, those who decide to go into politics at a state or federal level no longer view it as doing what's best for this country. It is no more than a Job with MASSIVE BENEFITS. I don't recall very seeing very many people going into politics as a way to strengthen the United States Of America to adhere to the Constitution as our founders wrote and envisioned. Please correct me if I'm wrong here. It's just a fricken job like any other to them. That's it! Am I just too jaded to see it in any other light?
Semper Fi
Mike

When NJ Congressional House Representative Gottheimer was on Fox News this morning, he said we need to consult with “an expert” to “come up with a solution” to solve the i*****l i*********n problem It so happened a “Border Security Chief” was on in the previous segment and said to control i*****l i*********n, “WE NEED A WALL!”
Why didn’t Gottheimer go talk to the expert who was on the show five minutes before the Dem’s interview. DUHH! Gottheimer! Talk to him! Fox should have had both on at the same time to debate the solution. That would have surely ended Congressman’s Gottheimer’s political career. The Dem’s have a solution staring them in the face but they simply continue to be in denial. The Democrat’s are worthless!

Here are some facts,

First, a refresher: Roe v. Wade says states can regulate or even prohibit a******n after the point of fetal viability — 24 to 28 weeks — so long as they make an exception for a******ns that protect the mother's life or health.

New York's new law makes clear that a******n is legal in the state under three circumstances:

The a******n occurs before the end of the 24th week of the pregnancy.
The a******n is "necessary to protect the patient's life or health."
There is an absence of "fetal viability," or the ability for the fetus to survive outside the womb.

The first two circumstances are rights guaranteed by the Roe v. Wade decision, which was handed down three years after the state's previous a******n laws went on the books.

More: A******n laws in New York: How they changed with the Reproductive Health Act

The "fetal viability" provision in New York's law is a new addition, and it's meant to cover instances when a woman learns late in her pregnancy that a fetus isn't viable.

Meanwhile, the Reproductive Health Act also takes a******n out of the state's criminal code and expands the health-care providers that can perform the procedure in the state, both of which are measures not dealt with in Roe v. Wade

A similar bill from Virginia,http://www.cbsnews.com/news/virginia-a******n-bill-proposed-by-kathy-tran-third-trimester-today-2019-01-30/

When we talk about third-trimester a******ns, these are done with the consent of obviously the mother, with the consent of the physicians, more than one physician, by the way," Northam said. "And it's done in cases where there may be severe deformities, there may be a fetus that's non-viable.

Address the issues why women have a******ns, an extremely high cost of living, a lack of affordable housing, and scarce availability of parental support and child care—deserve attention

address these and then you'll almost cease a******ns, some a******ns will have to occur.

History always repeats itself yet many discard it..

Agenda 21, One World Order, NWO , any name you want to classify it as has one objective.. World dominance by a form of government where C*******m will look like childs play when they succeed..!!!

This horrific bill just lends an easy avenue to legal murder ...Where there is no society of values soon enough there is no nation...

Thank God the Virgina bill failed on trying to do the same thing, deb~~

A failed bill in Virginia's state legislature is sparking a national debate about a******n and prompting Republican politicians, including President Trump, to weigh in. This morning, Trump tweeted - Democrats are becoming the party of late-term a******n. He was responding to a proposal backed by Virginia Democrats to remove several restrictions on the procedure, including later in pregnancy. NPR's Sarah McCammon covers reproductive rights and joins us from Virginia Beach..