As my first topic, I will start a thread entitled "War Between the Sexes", where readers are invited to post humorous stories, jokes, or anecdotes pertaining to the subject matter above. Try to keep it reasonably clean, as I am certain the ladies will have plenty of ammunition with which to participate.
dorsaiian wrote:
As my first topic, I will start a thread entitled "War Between the Sexes", where readers are invited to post humorous stories, jokes, or anecdotes pertaining to the subject matter above. Try to keep it reasonably clean, as I am certain the ladies will have plenty of ammunition with which to participate.
There is no need to argue. I learned in kindergarten that girls rule and boys drool. Also boys have cooties! All have proven to be true ovr the years. But you are mostly lovable oafs!
dorsaiian wrote:
As my first topic, I will start a thread entitled "War Between the Sexes", where readers are invited to post humorous stories, jokes, or anecdotes pertaining to the subject matter above. Try to keep it reasonably clean, as I am certain the ladies will have plenty of ammunition with which to participate.
How
Dare you pretend there are only two genders don't you know that the LGBTQ claim is that there are at least 50 different gender identities? The "Progressives" will throw a real hissy fit if you don't acknowledge all of the different concepts of gender identity. It would take a book to explain them all. In fact there are several books that attempt to define them all and I got lost halfway into it. Why do you assume the women here are easily offended. SWMBO for example can come up with some that are not repeatable!! SWMBO stands for She Who Must Be Obeyed and has beens my wife the last 49 years.
Kachina wrote:
There is no need to argue. I learned in kindergarten that girls rule and boys drool. Also boys have cooties! All have proven to be true ovr the years. But you are mostly lovable oafs!
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no propaganda please wrote:
How Dare you pretend there are only two genders don't you know that the LGBTQ claim is that there are at least 50 different gender identities? The "Progressives" will throw a real hissy fit if you don't acknowledge all of the different concepts of gender identity. It would take a book to explain them all. In fact there are several books that attempt to define them all and I got lost halfway into it. Why do you assume the women here are easily offended. SWMBO for example can come up with some that are not repeatable!! SWMBO stands for She Who Must Be Obeyed and has beens my wife the last 49 years.
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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: WHAT T F ???? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Kachina wrote:
There is no need to argue. I learned in kindergarten that girls rule and boys drool. Also boys have cooties! All have proven to be true ovr the years. But you are mostly lovable oafs!
I, on the other hand, learned in kindergarten that blondes don't have more fun- boys do, so I always hung out with the boys/guys/men. Doing this taught me that only women that use their not-so-secret weapon win the war (and usually every battle in between!)
The Devil found himself annoyed by the congregation of an old country church. The members of this church regularly engaged in prayer warfare, and were becoming a real pain in Lucifer's neck. So Old Scratch decided to visit this church, and put a little shock and awe into these folks. As he strode up the front steps, with a loud boom, the front doors blew off their hinges, raining splinters everywhere. As he strode up the center aisle, he left flaming footprints in his wake. He roared, "Is everybody ready to meet their Maker? RIGHT THE HE** NOW???"
Everyone in the congregation, including the pastor, ran out screaming, save one old deacon on the front pew.
The Devil got up in the deacon's face, and roared,"Don't you know who I am?? Ain't you afraid of me???"
The old deacon looked the Devil square in the eye, and replied, "Naw, I ain't skeered of you. Way I see it, you 'n' me's kin, 'cause I'm pretty sure I been married to your sister for the last 37 years..."
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Kachina wrote:
There is no need to argue. I learned in kindergarten that girls rule and boys drool. Also boys have cooties! All have proven to be true ovr the years. But you are mostly lovable oafs!
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Kachina wrote:
There is no need to argue. I learned in kindergarten that girls rule and boys drool. Also boys have cooties! All have proven to be true ovr the years. But you are mostly lovable oafs!
Six weeks ago, I cudn spiel oaf. Now, I are one.
Kachina wrote:
Also boys have cooties!
I thought for a boy to have one of those, he had to take pills and have some sort of operation, said to be favored in San Francisco.
dorsaiian wrote:
I thought for a boy to have one of those, he had to take pills and have some sort of operation, said to be favored in San Francisco.
No in San Francisco the boys have booties! The boys take the pills in San Francisco and get big booties and tits!
[quote=dorsaiian]As my first topic, I will start a thread entitled "War Between the Sexes", where readers are invited to post humorous stories, jokes, or anecdotes pertaining to the subject matter above. Try to keep it reasonably clean, as I am certain the ladies will have plenty of ammunition with which to participate.[/quote
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A pregnant woman from New Jersey:
A pregnant woman from New Jersey gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma for nearly 6 months. When she wakens she sees she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, 'Ma'am you had twins! a boy and a girl. Your brother, from Atlantic City, came in and named them.'
The woman thinks to herself, 'Oh No, not my brother... he's an idiot!' She asks the doctor, 'Well, what's the girl's name?' Denise.'
'Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?'
'Denephew.'
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Beer Test:
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 24-12oz. cans of beer every day for a month. The observers concluded that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive. -- No further testing is planned.
DamnYANKEE wrote:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: WHAT T F ???? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
All you have to do is read some of the posts by the LGBTQ supporters, particularly when it comes to transgender people, and you will understand both my post and the sarcasm behind it.
L8erToots wrote:
I, on the other hand, learned in kindergarten that blondes don't have more fun- boys do, so I always hung out with the boys/guys/men. Doing this taught me that only women that use their not-so-secret weapon win the war (and usually every battle in between!)
You sound like my fiancee.
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