War Between the Sexes
Apr 7, 2015 12:43:41 #
rocketride wrote:
You sound like my fiancee.
Again that is because girls rule and boys drool!!!
Apr 7, 2015 14:07:54 #
Kachina wrote:
Again that is because girls rule and boys drool!!!
She says the drooling is cute.
Apr 7, 2015 16:28:49 #
An elderly couple, named Hiram and Martha, went to the county fair every year since they had been wed, and every year, there was a man with an open cockpit biplane trainer giving rides to fairgoers for ten dollars. Every year, the couple would see the old plane, and every year, they would begin the same argument. Hiram had a longing to fly, and Martha thought it was a dumb thing to spend ten dollars on a joyride. Martha would always trump anything Hiram could muster by saying, "Yes, Hiram, but ten dollars IS ten dollars...", and Hiram would sadly turn away from the gleaming old airplane, and trudge down the midway after Martha, to watch her win another blue ribbon for her baking.
On this particular occasion, however, Dame Fortune finally
smiled on Hiram, and the pilot, who had noticed the couple for the past several years, and suspected the nature of the conversation between them , overheard their discussion, and entered the conversation. "Folks," he said,
I couldn't help but hear you two talking, and I think I can make both of you happy. Here's what I'll do. I'll take BOTH of you up for the same ten dollar bill, and if you don't make a single, solitary sound during the flight, I won't charge you a single dime."
Of course, this was all the ammunition Hiram needed, and he began working on Martha to accept the offer. Now, t***h be told, Martha had a bit of a miser living inside, and she felt she deserved to take the pilot for his own ride, after all the irritation she'd endured from Hiram over the years over that damned airplane, and now maybe there'd be an end to it. So Martha gave her consent, and the two of them climbed into the rear cockpit, behind the pilot.
"Remember, Hiram, not a peep," Martha hissed at Hiram as the plane began to roll. The pilot tried every trick he knew to scare the couple, doing rolls, loops, chandelles and Immelmans, but not a sound came from the rear cockpit. He finally landed the plane, and as he taxied back to his parking spot, he yelled back, "I guess you folks earned your free ride!"
Hiram yelled up to him, "Well, I started to yell when Martha fell out, but ten dollars IS ten dollars!"
On this particular occasion, however, Dame Fortune finally
smiled on Hiram, and the pilot, who had noticed the couple for the past several years, and suspected the nature of the conversation between them , overheard their discussion, and entered the conversation. "Folks," he said,
I couldn't help but hear you two talking, and I think I can make both of you happy. Here's what I'll do. I'll take BOTH of you up for the same ten dollar bill, and if you don't make a single, solitary sound during the flight, I won't charge you a single dime."
Of course, this was all the ammunition Hiram needed, and he began working on Martha to accept the offer. Now, t***h be told, Martha had a bit of a miser living inside, and she felt she deserved to take the pilot for his own ride, after all the irritation she'd endured from Hiram over the years over that damned airplane, and now maybe there'd be an end to it. So Martha gave her consent, and the two of them climbed into the rear cockpit, behind the pilot.
"Remember, Hiram, not a peep," Martha hissed at Hiram as the plane began to roll. The pilot tried every trick he knew to scare the couple, doing rolls, loops, chandelles and Immelmans, but not a sound came from the rear cockpit. He finally landed the plane, and as he taxied back to his parking spot, he yelled back, "I guess you folks earned your free ride!"
Hiram yelled up to him, "Well, I started to yell when Martha fell out, but ten dollars IS ten dollars!"
Apr 7, 2015 21:54:33 #
dorsaiian wrote:
As my first topic, I will start a thread entitled "War Between the Sexes", where readers are invited to post humorous stories, jokes, or anecdotes pertaining to the subject matter above. Try to keep it reasonably clean, as I am certain the ladies will have plenty of ammunition with which to participate.
Girls wipe boogers, pick boogers, and gripe about boogers with SOMETHING h*****g from their nose! They also pass wind in their sleep, which can be VERY disturbing at times.
Boys are polite enough to not mention ANY of it!!
:mrgreen:
Apr 9, 2015 11:39:44 #
archie bunker wrote:
Girls wipe boogers, pick boogers, and gripe about boogers with SOMETHING h*****g from their nose! They also pass wind in their sleep, which can be VERY disturbing at times.
Boys are polite enough to not mention ANY of it!!
:mrgreen:
Boys are polite enough to not mention ANY of it!!
:mrgreen:
In what world do you live I want to move there! :XD: :thumbup:
Apr 9, 2015 13:37:53 #
archie bunker wrote:
Girls wipe boogers, pick boogers, and gripe about boogers with SOMETHING h*****g from their nose! They also pass wind in their sleep, which can be VERY disturbing at times.
Boys are polite enough to not mention ANY of it!!
:mrgreen:
Boys are polite enough to not mention ANY of it!!
:mrgreen:
The ones well enough adjusted and bright enough to be 'getting any' are, anyway.
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