A nun at the bar.
PoppaGringo wrote:
De nada. Bitte. You are welcome.
Call me Bing, if you choose. :wink:
PoppaGringo wrote:
Nah, I prefer Boot.
Actually, so do I :!: :thumbup:
Here's 5 more oldies:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy
one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."
The problem here -
Men read things literally, women should always itemize if they send hubby to the store
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Water in the carburetor
WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out.
Where's the car?
WIFE: "In the pool"
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THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC, PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRYSOME IN
RECENT YEARS.
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
That's scary.
It means 75% are running around untreated.
I'm not on meds, but my husband has a hard time walking - no way will he run away.
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HE MUST PAY
Husband and wife had a tiff.. Wife called up her mom and said, "He
fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."
Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to
live with you.
OH BOY, in many cases this would be painful
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Today's Short Reading from the Bible...
From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would
be found in all corners of the earth."
Then He made the earth round...
God has a sense of humor
BearK wrote:
Here's 5 more oldies:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy
one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."
The problem here -
Men read things literally, women should always itemize if they send hubby to the store
===========================================
Water in the carburetor
WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out.
Where's the car?
WIFE: "In the pool"
===========================================
THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC, PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRYSOME IN
RECENT YEARS.
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
That's scary.
It means 75% are running around untreated.
I'm not on meds, but my husband has a hard time walking - no way will he run away.
===========================================
HE MUST PAY
Husband and wife had a tiff.. Wife called up her mom and said, "He
fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."
Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to
live with you.
OH BOY, in many cases this would be painful
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Today's Short Reading from the Bible...
From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would
be found in all corners of the earth."
Then He made the earth round...
God has a sense of humor
Here's 5 more oldies: br br br A wife asks her ... (
show quote)
Sounds like one-sided humor to me. :hunf:
:lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol:
BearK wrote:
Here's 5 more oldies:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy
one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."
The problem here -
Men read things literally, women should always itemize if they send hubby to the store
A solution would be to NOT send hubby to store, go yourself.
===========================================
Water in the carburetor
WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out.
Where's the car?
WIFE: "In the pool"
Drain the pool.
===========================================
THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC, PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRYSOME IN
RECENT YEARS.
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
That's scary.
It means 75% are running around untreated.
I'm not on meds, but my husband has a hard time walking - no way will he run away.
Get him an electric wheelchair so he can leave.
===========================================
HE MUST PAY
Husband and wife had a tiff.. Wife called up her mom and said, "He
fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."
Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to
live with you.
OH BOY, in many cases this would be painful
That isn't painful, it is a disaster.
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Today's Short Reading from the Bible...
From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would
be found in all corners of the earth."
Then He made the earth round...
God has a sense of humor
Here's 5 more oldies: br br br A wife asks her ... (
show quote)
Unfortunately. He should have made it square.
PoppaGringo wrote:
Unfortunately. He should have made it square.
Hey, they are oldies, laugh them off.
Not funny, I went to the mailbox and now I have a bloody hand, sore elbow and hip - nothings broken, I can walk. Thank You, Lord.
PoppaGringo wrote:
Unfortunately. He should have made it square.
Even if so, women would still be giving us the 'run-around'. :-D
BearK wrote:
Hey, they are oldies, laugh them off.
Not funny, I went to the mailbox and now I have a bloody hand, sore elbow and hip - nothings broken, I can walk. Thank You, Lord.
Did you slip and fall in the snow/ice?
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
slatten49 wrote:
Did you slip and fall in the snow/ice?
when she did she must have stepped on it
alex wrote:
when she did she must have stepped on it
That front, with icy rain and snow, went right through her area heading east. She lives about an hour, or less, from my daughter in Tennessee.
BearK wrote:
You can't beat good memories, or at least funny ones.
I remember having a memory
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