alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
AuntiE wrote:
I heard the rowdiness through the phone. I spoke with them, again, yesterday evening. They spoke in glowing terms about Mrs. A. It may take her a while to recover. I am posting a doggie picture to assist her.
I find it amusing they have been so distracted with activities I have managed to keep this joke under wraps, so to speak.
yes she was on her best behavior OG even talked her into taking a picture of the three of us so what it is is what you get
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
I have a lovely hat just for you, with a descriptive word for you.
Cherrio
Loc: Nazareth,Israel now usa
AuntiE wrote:
I have a lovely hat just for you, with a descriptive word for you.
It is more suited for your fat head
AuntiE wrote:
Although Slatten has access to a computer, he is way too busy disrupting My Alex's life and household, as well as San Deigo, to perform his assigned duties. The following seems so apropos. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
A sailor in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, ''Wanna hear a MARINE joke?''
The guy next to him replies, ''Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs, and I'm a MARINE. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2'' tall, weighs 225, and he's a MARINE. The fella next to him is 6'5'' tall, weighs 250, and he's also a MARINE. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?''
The sailor says, ''Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times.''
Although Slatten has access to a computer, he is w... (
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My Marine brother is hanging around somewhere in the other realm and I know, he just doesn't like you!
I think you're a hoot and an excellent joke teller.
lpnmajor wrote:
I see. They were blond Marines. It's no coinkydink that blonds tend to end up in the Air Force. :lol: :shock: :mrgreen: :oops:
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No Marines to defend this beachhead this day, I vote we give `em another dose...
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Ah heck, I'm an equal opportunist in my heart.
The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For instance, Take the simple phrase "secure the building".
The Army will post guards around the place.
The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.
The Marines will kill everybody inside and set up a headquarters.
The Air Force will take out a 5 year lease with an option to buy.
God bless us one and all, HOORAH!
Even in sports it's confusing...
At the beginning of the Army-Navy football game, the coin toss in made. The Navy captain shouts, HEADS followed by the Army captain shouting LATRINES.
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Last one and, I'm deactivating my account to avoid any negative consequences.
The Master Chief Petty Officer and the Master Gunnery Sergeant Two old friends, one a Marine and one a Sailor meet in a bar one day (I know it may be hard to imagine either a Sailor or a Marine being in a bar, but hear the tale).
They began to discuss which of them had had the more difficult and dangerous 30 year career. The retired Marine Master Gunnery Sergeant begins: I graduated from High School, the next morning I was on the train for Parris Island, South Carolina. Following Boot Camp I found myself in a Regiment assigned to the Iwo Jima assault. With my fellow Marines we fought our way to the top of Mount Suribachi. In Korea I was with Chesty Puller at Inchon, then we fought our way toward the Yalu River. In the cold Korean winter we fought at the Battle of Chosin Reservoir, I ended my career after Viet Nam where I spent 3 months in the Battle of Khe Sanh after stomping through endless rice paddies.
The Navy Master Chief looked him in the eye and took a long draw on his bottle of beer and said simply: "Well, it figures, all shore duty".
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alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
RockKnutne wrote:
Last one and, I'm deactivating my account to avoid any negative consequences.
The Master Chief Petty Officer and the Master Gunnery Sergeant Two old friends, one a Marine and one a Sailor meet in a bar one day (I know it may be hard to imagine either a Sailor or a Marine being in a bar, but hear the tale).
They began to discuss which of them had had the more difficult and dangerous 30 year career. The retired Marine Master Gunnery Sergeant begins: I graduated from High School, the next morning I was on the train for Parris Island, South Carolina. Following Boot Camp I found myself in a Regiment assigned to the Iwo Jima assault. With my fellow Marines we fought our way to the top of Mount Suribachi. In Korea I was with Chesty Puller at Inchon, then we fought our way toward the Yalu River. In the cold Korean winter we fought at the Battle of Chosin Reservoir, I ended my career after Viet Nam where I spent 3 months in the Battle of Khe Sanh after stomping through endless rice paddies.
The Navy Master Chief looked him in the eye and took a long draw on his bottle of beer and said simply: "Well, it figures, all shore duty".
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AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
RockKnutne wrote:
:XD: :XD: :XD: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
My Marine brother is hanging around somewhere in the other realm and I know, he just doesn't like you!
I think you're a hoot and an excellent joke teller.
I am finding it amusing I was able to slip this past Slatten and OldGringo. :mrgreen: :twisted:
Cherrio
Loc: Nazareth,Israel now usa
[quote=RockKnutne]Last one and, I'm deactivating my account to avoid any negative consequences.
The Master Chief Petty Officer and the Master Gunnery Sergeant Two old friends, one a Marine and one a Sailor meet in a bar one day (I know it may be hard to imagine either a Sailor or a Marine being in a bar, but hear the tale).
They began to discuss which of them had had the more difficult and dangerous 30 year career. The retired Marine Master Gunnery Sergeant begins: I graduated from High School, the next morning I was on the train for Parris Island, South Carolina. Following Boot Camp I found myself in a Regiment assigned to the Iwo Jima assault. With my fellow Marines we fought our way to the top of Mount Suribachi. In Korea I was with Chesty Puller at Inchon, then we fought our way toward the Yalu River. In the cold Korean winter we fought at the Battle of Chosin Reservoir, I ended my career after Viet Nam where I spent 3 months in the Battle of Khe Sanh after stomping through endless rice paddies.
The Navy Master Chief looked him in the eye and took a long draw on his bottle of beer and said simply: "Well, it figures, all shore duty".
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That joke is from the 1940`s
AuntiE wrote:
I am finding it amusing I was able to slip this past Slatten and OldGringo. :mrgreen: :twisted:
I think they should be brought up before the Old Man for dereliction of duty but, I think they're all drinking together and so, what's the use?
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[quote=Cherrio][quote=RockKnutne]Last one and, I'm deactivating my account to avoid any negative consequences.
The Master Chief Petty Officer and the Master Gunnery Sergeant Two old friends, one a Marine and one a Sailor meet in a bar one day (I know it may be hard to imagine either a Sailor or a Marine being in a bar, but hear the tale).
They began to discuss which of them had had the more difficult and dangerous 30 year career. The retired Marine Master Gunnery Sergeant begins: I graduated from High School, the next morning I was on the train for Parris Island, South Carolina. Following Boot Camp I found myself in a Regiment assigned to the Iwo Jima assault. With my fellow Marines we fought our way to the top of Mount Suribachi. In Korea I was with Chesty Puller at Inchon, then we fought our way toward the Yalu River. In the cold Korean winter we fought at the Battle of Chosin Reservoir, I ended my career after Viet Nam where I spent 3 months in the Battle of Khe Sanh after stomping through endless rice paddies.
The Navy Master Chief looked him in the eye and took a long draw on his bottle of beer and said simply: "Well, it figures, all shore duty".
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That joke is from the 1940`s[/quote]
Was it the reference to Iwo Jima that tipped ya off or, are you just that dang good Cher?
"I got you babe..."
Great song not from the 40s but, still a great song, right?
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Cherrio
Loc: Nazareth,Israel now usa
AuntiE wrote:
I heard the rowdiness through the phone. I spoke with them, again, yesterday evening. They spoke in glowing terms about Mrs. A. It may take her a while to recover. I am posting a doggie picture to assist her.
I find it amusing they have been so distracted with activities I have managed to keep this joke under wraps, so to speak.
AuntiE i get this strong feeling your an imposter your not what you seem. your trying to be different than what you really are.you do not fool me.
Cherrio
Loc: Nazareth,Israel now usa
AuntiE wrote:
I am finding it amusing I was able to slip this past Slatten and OldGringo. :mrgreen: :twisted:
that is how you operate your sly and no shame
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