AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away.
Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She answers, "Your horse called."
AuntiE wrote:
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away.
Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She answers, "Your horse called."
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Very funny and I love the frying pan touch it is so you. Thanks AuntiE.
AuntiE wrote:
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away.
Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She answers, "Your horse called."
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:lol: :lol: Another pan head bites the dust!!
AuntiE wrote:
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away.
Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She answers, "Your horse called."
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
Four people are on a sunken boat; which one got wet first?
Answer: Really?! :roll:
A couple are shopping one day when the man puts a case of budweiser in the cart. The woman asks "What are you doing?" Man says "Its on sale 24 cans for 10.00. She says " Put it back we can't afford it."
Later. the woman puts a jar of cream in the cart. The man asks " What is that?" Woman says "Its my face cream." He asks how much it costs. She says 20.00. He tells her to put it back. She says "But it makes me beautiful!" He says "So does 24 cans of budweiser, and it costs half as much!"
AuntiE wrote:
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away.
Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She answers, "Your horse called."
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
AuntiE wrote:
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away.
Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She answers, "Your horse called."
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Gee that frying pan looks familiar. how did you get rid of all the rust?
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
no propaganda please wrote:
Gee that frying pan looks familiar. how did you get rid of all the rust?
SWBMO still has the rusty one until the tenth of this month. :mrgreen: :twisted: 8-)
AuntiE wrote:
SWBMO still has the rusty one until the tenth of this month. :mrgreen: :twisted: 8-)
OH OH. And she didn't tell me!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
no propaganda please wrote:
OH OH. And she didn't tell me!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Only six more days. You are prepared, correct, Card, possible gift, dinner plans, etc. :?: :idea: :twisted:
AuntiE wrote:
Only six more days. You are prepared, correct, Card, possible gift, dinner plans, etc. :?: :idea: :twisted:
Yes, don't tell her but I already have her gift, and our reservation at TacoBell so we are all set!!
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
no propaganda please wrote:
Yes, don't tell her but I already have her gift, and our reservation at TacoBell so we are all set!!
Did you request Taco Bell give you the quiet corner and a nice candle for your table. You need to make sure they have things setup correctly. :lol: :lol:
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