Dear POAC,
INSTRUCTIONS FOR FORM: CONSERVATIVE, REPUBLICAN, TEA-PARTIER, LIBERTARIAN HURT FEELINGS REPORT
This form needs to be filled-out by each and every Conservative, Republican, Tea-Partier, and Libertarian, for each and every time you/they whine, gripe, complain, and get P.O.'ed at the President and/or Democrats, Moderates & Liberals, and Obama, in particular.
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It is recommended that you make a copy for your own files as the government's files are dumped hourly.
Something you learned from the IRS, no doubt.Thank you for your understanding in this matter.
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Sincerely,
I. Don T'Givashitsky
We know you do not. You prove such a statement on a daily basis. To heck with right or wrong, just do as we say. It is our way. We say so.================================================
For use of this form, see FM 22-102; the proponent agency is DHSDOC
DATA REQUIRED BY THE PATRIOT ACT OF 2001; AUTHORITY: 5 USC 301, Departmental Regulations; 10 USC 3013, Secretary of Homeland Security and E.O. 9397 (SSN)
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PRINCIPAL PURPOSE:
To assist constant and obsessive CONSERVATIVE, REPUBLICAN, TEA-PARTIER, LIBERTARIANS whiners in documenting hurt feelings, and to provide leaders with a list of constant and obsessive CONSERVATIVE, REPUBLICAN, TEA-PARTIER, LIBERTARIANS who require additional counseling, party leadership, and civic duty.
Actually, your purpose is the same as always, to win by insults and denigration.ROUTINE USES:
For subordinate leader development IAW FM 22-102. Leaders & whiners should use this form as necessary.
DISCLOSURE:
Disclosure is voluntary, but repeated disclosure may result in a DA Form 779-1A, Report of Wall To Wall Counseling
PART I
ADMINISTRATIVE DATA:
A. WHINERS NAME
AuntiEB. SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER [color=maroon]Are you the IRS?
C. DATE OF REPORT
September 9, 2014D. DATE OF BIRTH
You need this why?E. ORGANIZATION
Yes, I am organized.F. NAME & TITLE OF THE PERSON FILLING OUT THIS FORM
AuntiE, Human BeingPART II
INCIDENT REPORT:
A. DATE FEELINGS WERE HURT
WeeklyB. TIME OF HURTFULNESS
it variesC. LOCATION OF HURTFUL INCIDENT
OPPD. ANYONE SYMPATHETIC TO WHINER
HopefullyE. NAME OF REAL MAN/WOMAN WHO HURT YOUR SENSITIVE
FEELINGS
several! including you.F. LEGAL ADDRESS G. ORGANIZATION (if different from 1e above)
E. INJURY (Mark all that apply)
1. WHICH EAR WERE THE HURTFUL WORDS SPOKEN INTO?
LEFT  RIGHT
X BOTH; ᠋
2. IS THERE PERMANENT FEELING DAMAGE?
X YES  NO  MAYBE
3. DID YOU REQUIRE A TISSUE FOR TEARS?
 YES  NO  MULTIPLE ___5_____
4. HAS THIS RESULTED IN A TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY?
XX YES  NO  MAYBE
F. REASON FOR FILING THIS REPORT (Mark all that apply)
1-Twelve (12) beers are not enough.
Why do I have to have beer? Can I not have a choice?2-I am a wimp. My feelings are easily hurt. My hands should be in my pockets.
3- I didn't sign up for this. I was not offered a post-incident brief.
I thought the ACA would cover this type of health issue.4-I am a crybaby. I was told that I am not a hero. Someone requested a post-incident brief.
5-I want my mommy. The weather is to cold. All of the above and more.
G. NARRATIVE:
(Tell us in 5 of your own sissy-fied words, how your feelings were hurt.)
The Progressive Democrats talk a lot about feelings, theirs mostly. If our feelings do not match their feelings, woe be unto thee. if they feel it it must be true.PART III
AUTHENTICATION:
a. PRINTED NAME OF REAL MAN/WOMAN [color=maroon]AuntiE
b. SIGNATURE
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d. SIGNATURE
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We, as Democrats, Moderates and Liberals, take hurt feelings seriously. If you don't have someone who can give you a hug and make things all better, please let us know and we will promptly dispatch a "hugger" to you ASAP.
I thought Progressive Democrats believed in choice. Obviously only if it is of your making. Why do I have to accept the "hugger" you choose? Where is my choice?Quote:
If you are in need of supplemental support, upon written request, we will make every reasonable effort to provide you with a "blankey", a "binky" and/or a bottle if you so desire.
I have plenty of blankey"s. I would prefer a "bottle" of English Gin. As you Progressive Democrats are such free spenders, I expect tonic and lime with my English Gin, as well as crudités, fruit and cheese. DA FORM IMT WF1, APRIL, 2014, EDITION OF JANUARY, 2008, EDITION IS OBSOLETE.