alabuck Loc: Tennessee

After being on the OPP for a while, I've read the many postings of those on the right whining and complaining about Democrats, Moderates & Liberals, and Obama in particular. In an effort to get these many complaints organized and shuffled into the proper waste container for disposal, I have posted a form, I found.

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INSTRUCTIONS FOR FORM: CONSERVATIVE, REPUBLICAN, TEA-PARTIER, LIBERTARIAN HURT FEELINGS REPORT

This form needs to be filled-out by each and every Conservative, Republican, Tea-Partier, and Libertarian, for each and every time you/they whine, gripe, complain, and get P.O.'ed at the President and/or Democrats, Moderates & Liberals, and Obama, in particular.

It is recommended that you make a copy for your own files as the government's files are dumped hourly.

Thank you for your understanding in this matter.

Sincerely,

I. Don T'Givas**tsky

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For use of this form, see FM 22-102; the proponent agency is DHSDOC
DATA REQUIRED BY THE PATRIOT ACT OF 2001; AUTHORITY: 5 USC 301, Departmental Regulations; 10 USC 3013, Secretary of Homeland Security and E.O. 9397 (SSN)

PRINCIPAL PURPOSE:
To assist constant and obsessive CONSERVATIVE, REPUBLICAN, TEA-PARTIER, LIBERTARIANS whiners in documenting hurt feelings, and to provide leaders with a list of constant and obsessive CONSERVATIVE, REPUBLICAN, TEA-PARTIER, LIBERTARIANS who require additional counseling, party leadership, and civic duty.

ROUTINE USES:
For subordinate leader development IAW FM 22-102. Leaders & whiners should use this form as necessary.

DISCLOSURE:
Disclosure is voluntary, but repeated disclosure may result in a DA Form 779-1A, Report of Wall To Wall Counseling

PART I
ADMINISTRATIVE DATA:
A. WHINER’S NAME (Last, First, MI)
B. SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER
C. DATE OF REPORT
D. DATE OF BIRTH
E. ORGANIZATION
F. NAME & TITLE OF THE PERSON FILLING OUT THIS FORM

PART II
INCIDENT REPORT:
A. DATE FEELINGS WERE HURT
B. TIME OF HURTFULNESS
C. LOCATION OF HURTFUL INCIDENT
D. ANYONE SYMPATHETIC TO WHINER
E. NAME OF REAL MAN/WOMAN WHO HURT YOUR SENSITIVE
FEELINGS
F. LEGAL ADDRESS G. ORGANIZATION (if different from 1e above)
E. INJURY (Mark all that apply)
1. WHICH EAR WERE THE HURTFUL WORDS SPOKEN INTO?
LEFT  RIGHT  BOTH; ᠋
2. IS THERE PERMANENT FEELING DAMAGE?
 YES  NO  MAYBE
3. DID YOU REQUIRE A “TISSUE” FOR TEARS?
 YES  NO  MULTIPLE ________
4. HAS THIS RESULTED IN A TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY?
 YES  NO  MAYBE

F. REASON FOR FILING THIS REPORT (Mark all that apply)
1-I am thin skinned. The government needs to fix my problems. Twelve (12) beers are not enough.
2-I am a wimp. My feelings are easily hurt. My hands should be in my pockets.
3-I have woman and/or man-like hormones. I didn't sign up for this. I was not offered a post-incident brief.
4-I am a crybaby. I was told that I am not a hero. Someone requested a post-incident brief.
5-I want my mommy. The weather is to cold. All of the above and more.

G. NARRATIVE:
(Tell us in 5 of your own sissy-fied words, how your feelings were hurt.)

PART III
AUTHENTICATION:
a. PRINTED NAME OF REAL MAN/WOMAN
b. SIGNATURE
c. PRINTED NAME OF WHINER
d. SIGNATURE

We, as Democrats, Moderates and Liberals, take hurt feelings seriously. If you don't have someone who can give you a hug and make things all better, please let us know and we will promptly dispatch a "hugger" to you ASAP. In the event we are unable to find a "hugger" we will notify the fire department and request that they send fire personnel to your location. If you are in need of supplemental support, upon written request, we will make every reasonable effort to provide you with a "blankey", a "binky" and/or a bottle if you so desire.

DA FORM IMT WF1, APRIL, 2014, EDITION OF JANUARY, 2008, EDITION IS OBSOLETE.

wolfman113 Loc: Illinois

Must have a lot of time on your hands, huh?

Super Dave Loc: Realville, USA

Hey alabuck....

Got obsession?

JMHO Loc: Utah

You must lead a boring life. Get a hobby, or something.

Dummy Boy Loc: Michigan

...apparently, you haven't stood a watch at sea for 72 days....yea, he's got lots of time on his hands....

HarleyGirl59

Where did you get that? From one of our useless government agencies?
:-) :lol:

JMHO Loc: Utah

Yeah, try 6 on and 6 off for 90 days on a nuclear fast attack submarine. By the looks of alabuck's avatar, it looks like he had it easy on an aircraft carrier, with plenty of spare time making up crap like this stupid form.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

I have carefully read the form several times and have determined that it is addressed to the wrong group of people Which group is it that demands that there be an equal number of women and men in any field of employment, even if women, or men are not interested in doing that type of work? Which group is it that screams discrimination when black children are expelled from school for attacking each other or the teacher, but knows that a white child who makes a cookie look like a gun is evil personified? Which group demands that children of any age should be allowed to use either bathroom or attend either gym class depending on whether they feel more like a girl or more like a boy on any particular day? Which group pushes for people who dare say that homosexual behavior is a sin be fired from their job, and ostracized from the community? Which group calls anything that hurts their precious little "feelings" h**e speech? When you figure that out, you should know who should be filling out the forms.
NO I do not want a hug from you under any circumstances. Of you offer to give any one of "our boys" a hug I will flatten you to the ground. Now stop whining-please, I know I hurt your feelings SO WHAT!!!

HarleyGirl59

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alabuck Loc: Tennessee

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I posted this form with every one of you who've responded, thus far, in mind. Just like your responses to this form, all you can do is insult, whine and cry about the way things are. You're the very bunch of whiners that don't have the first thing positive to contribute to anything. You're no more than a bunch of playground bullies when you attack in mass and when attacking separately, can barely put two words together to form a coherent sentence.

npp, this response is typical of you. You've completely changed the topic by your petty triad. Stick to the topic. The topic is the form and your CONSERVATIVE, REPUBLICAN, TEA-PARTIER, LIBERTARIAN HURT FEELINGS, not various groups of other people, such as the unemployed and black people. (I swear, you're one of the MOST r****t i***ts of the OPP.).

And don't worry about anyone hugging you, especially me. Your threat to flatten me to the ground really has me scared. Two things about that. 1- you need to bring a ladder and your lunch. 2- because you're not nearly big enough and it'll take you all day just trying, because you'll never succeed.

Know too, that I wouldn't piss down your throat if your guts were on fire!

Now, you and the rest of your little girlfriends can go back to playing with your dolls and wearing your mommies clothes and make-up. Leave the serious issues to the rest of us. You and your girlfriends certainly don't show the maturity and intellect needed to discuss the world's problems without spewing insults, lies and innuendo. That's all you've done thus far. Why should we expect anything different?

Dummy Boy Loc: Michigan

Yea, be submariner, I wouldn't know how their watch rotation works. I stood enough 3 section duty at sea, to know I didn't want to do it for 10 years....but my opinion is he had or has lot's of free time, so to avoid going insane...well, you said it.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

You apparently have never learned to read. i never said that I would flatten you if you gave me a hug, I said that I would do so if you hugged any one of "my boys" My wife and I work with boys who have been physically and sexually abused, and have done so for almost 40 years. they are "my boys" and I would protect any one of them with my life. Yes, of course I am a r****t, wouldn't let any non white step foot on my property, if he did so he would be shot immediately. That's why over a third of "our boys" are black and they and their parents or foster parents stay with us when needed, have weekly dinners here and hours of discussion and consultation. That's because we H**E THEM SO MUCH. My response to your original post was to indicate that your premise was wrong. you obviously missed it as surrounded with h**e as you seem to be. Ask for God's help, He is waiting and willing, all you have to do is ask.

alabuck Loc: Tennessee

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I read just fine, thank you. Perhaps you're two-faced as well as being a r****t. You say one thing about your boys, yet say the opposite in your politics. Also, relating to God, you should practice what you preach. Where's you love when it comes to those who have a different political perspective than you? I suppose you don't let God interfere with your politics, do you?

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

My political belief is that people should do what they want to do as long as it doesn't harm anyone else. A person is responsible and accountable for his own life. Sooner or later each of us must take responsibility and stop blaming others for their failures.
I also believe that no one should be required to be a part time s***e, required to give money to support someone else who hasn't made an effort to take care of himself. I believe that children should be raised by two people of the opposite sex who are married to each other. Single parent households are the quickest way to a life of poverty, and a government that encourages people to remain in the childish dependency of handouts as a means of support has as its ultimate goal the destruction of the family and therefore the society.
Neither party fulfills my vision of a just government but the Republicans are a little closer than the Democrats.

As far as "loving" my question to you is "Is it loving to enable people to remain dependent on others when they are capable of standing on their own? Is it loving to hold some people never accountable for their actions, whether it is because of four generations behind them some people were s***es, or because they have been ostracized by a portion of society? The Jewish people have been ridiculed, shunned and tortured, and even now are facing extermination at the hands of those who h**e them just because they believe in God not Mohamed , but American religious Jews do not demand anything from the government except to be left alone. Chinese and Japanese Americans do well in school, learn the language and sacrifice for their families so they get ahead without a lot of government handouts. Would it be more loving to say "poor Orientals, life has been tough, sit, relax, do nothing and we will care for you as if you are our children?" Is it loving never to tell someone that they are doing something wrong when they r**t to make demands, deal drugs instead of work, or encourage their young children to become prostitutes to make money for the family? Is it loving to tell people to have sex with everyone and anyone, because it is fun, and to hell with the consequences? Who then is to blame for the fatherless children, the high rate of drug use and the fact that 95 percent of the new AIDS cases are among homosexual men, most having had their first homosexual encounters before they were 16? Why is it good to encourage all these destructive behaviors, and evil to say "Stop it, what you are doing is wrong, children need two married opposite sex parents, and 14 year old children should not be encouraged to have sex with adults?"
The "Progressive" party to which you are apparently aligned is heading the country in the direction that concerns me greatly. That you consider me h**eful for not being in the camp that promotes these behaviors I take as a compliment.
On a personal note, your crude language is not helpful to a conversation. Forty years of working with abused kids means I have heard it all, and you hopefully have no idea what adults can do to children in the process of one kind of abuse or another, so you can't shock me, but I know when such language is appropriate and it is not on OPP.

oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

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I didn't read all of that left leaning crap but did see the things you say and sure enough have to agree with you completely.