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I just got my 2024 stimulus package
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Mar 20, 2024 15:32:25   #
JFlorio Loc: Seminole Florida
 
pegw wrote:
I didn't know Democrats were selling swag like Trump's gold tone sneakers.


What swag would they have? Joe's gold tone depends?

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Mar 20, 2024 16:54:15   #
Jim0001 Loc: originally from Tennessee, now Virginia, USA
 
JFlorio wrote:
What swag would they have? Joe's gold tone depends?


If you are a registered democrat, you also get one of Joe's personally autographed Depends. It's used of course, because he is good at giving away free $hit!

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Mar 20, 2024 16:59:53   #
jSmitty45 Loc: Fl born, lived in Texas 30 yrs, now Louisiana
 
Jim0001 wrote:
I just received my 2024 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained a monthly benefit increase of two cents, a Biden "Build Back Better” bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a Kamala Speech Decoder Ring, a solar powered machine to blow smoke up my own butt, a coupon for a free oil change on my Tesla and a “Blame it on Trump” sign for my front yard.

The instructions were in Spanish.

Yours should arrive soon.

Foxtrot Juliet Bravo




Think I will just buy a Trump sign in English for my yard.

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Mar 20, 2024 17:02:13   #
jSmitty45 Loc: Fl born, lived in Texas 30 yrs, now Louisiana
 
Jim0001 wrote:
If you are a registered democrat, you also get one of Joe's personally autographed Depends. It's used of course, because he is good at giving away free $hit!


No, no, please no. Oh, I am not a democrat.

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Mar 20, 2024 19:12:19   #
1ProudAmerican
 
Jim0001 wrote:
I just received my 2024 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained a monthly benefit increase of two cents, a Biden "Build Back Better” bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a Kamala Speech Decoder Ring, a solar powered machine to blow smoke up my own butt, a coupon for a free oil change on my Tesla and a “Blame it on Trump” sign for my front yard.

The instructions were in Spanish.

Yours should arrive soon.

Foxtrot Juliet Bravo


👍😂🥰🤣👍

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Mar 20, 2024 19:15:59   #
1ProudAmerican
 
Jim0001 wrote:
I just received my 2024 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained a monthly benefit increase of two cents, a Biden "Build Back Better” bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a Kamala Speech Decoder Ring, a solar powered machine to blow smoke up my own butt, a coupon for a free oil change on my Tesla and a “Blame it on Trump” sign for my front yard.

The instructions were in Spanish.

Yours should arrive soon.

Foxtrot Juliet Bravo

👍😂🥰🤣👍

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Mar 20, 2024 19:28:18   #
1ProudAmerican
 
pegw wrote:
I didn't know Democrats were selling swag like Trump's gold tone sneakers.


pigw, the democRATS don't have ANY swag to sell, unless you count 💩💩💩

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Mar 20, 2024 20:11:11   #
JFlorio Loc: Seminole Florida
 
Jim0001 wrote:
If you are a registered democrat, you also get one of Joe's personally autographed Depends. It's used of course, because he is good at giving away free $hit!



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Mar 20, 2024 21:01:18   #
PZG1225 Loc: Florida
 
Jim0001 wrote:
I just received my 2024 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained a monthly benefit increase of two cents, a Biden "Build Back Better” bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a Kamala Speech Decoder Ring, a solar powered machine to blow smoke up my own butt, a coupon for a free oil change on my Tesla and a “Blame it on Trump” sign for my front yard.

The instructions were in Spanish.

Yours should arrive soon.

Foxtrot Juliet Bravo


Bravo!

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Mar 20, 2024 23:15:08   #
son of witless
 
Jim0001 wrote:
I just received my 2024 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained a monthly benefit increase of two cents, a Biden "Build Back Better” bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a Kamala Speech Decoder Ring, a solar powered machine to blow smoke up my own butt, a coupon for a free oil change on my Tesla and a “Blame it on Trump” sign for my front yard.

The instructions were in Spanish.

Yours should arrive soon.

Foxtrot Juliet Bravo


Did it come packaged in a Cracker Jack box ? Galleta Juan.

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Mar 21, 2024 09:58:18   #
microphor Loc: Home is TN
 
martsiva wrote:
Gee I haven't got mine yet!! I`m going to throw a hissy fit and protest up and down my street!!


dont forget to destroy your neighborhood!

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Mar 21, 2024 16:00:29   #
Salvatore
 
Jim0001,
I received my Socialist Social Security Stimulus Package and sent it back! I sent it to The DNC to forward it to any Illegal Alien of their choice since they are replacing Black citizens and Hispanic citizens very soon!!

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