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Mar 19, 2024 10:57:40   #
Jim0001 Loc: originally from Tennessee, now Virginia, USA
 
I just received my 2024 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained a monthly benefit increase of two cents, a Biden "Build Back Better” bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a Kamala Speech Decoder Ring, a solar powered machine to blow smoke up my own butt, a c**pon for a free oil change on my Tesla and a “Blame it on Trump” sign for my front yard.

The instructions were in Spanish.

Yours should arrive soon.

Foxtrot Juliet Bravo

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Mar 19, 2024 11:00:38   #
JFlorio Loc: Seminole Florida
 
Jim0001 wrote:
I just received my 2024 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained a monthly benefit increase of two cents, a Biden "Build Back Better” bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a Kamala Speech Decoder Ring, a solar powered machine to blow smoke up my own butt, a c**pon for a free oil change on my Tesla and a “Blame it on Trump” sign for my front yard.

The instructions were in Spanish.

Yours should arrive soon.

Foxtrot Juliet Bravo



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Mar 19, 2024 11:04:02   #
American Vet
 
Jim0001 wrote:
I just received my 2024 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained a monthly benefit increase of two cents, a Biden "Build Back Better” bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a Kamala Speech Decoder Ring, a solar powered machine to blow smoke up my own butt, a c**pon for a free oil change on my Tesla and a “Blame it on Trump” sign for my front yard.

The instructions were in Spanish.

Yours should arrive soon.

Foxtrot Juliet Bravo


Ha!

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Mar 19, 2024 11:08:28   #
XXX Loc: Somewhere north of the Mason-Dixon
 
Jim0001 wrote:
I just received my 2024 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained a monthly benefit increase of two cents, a Biden "Build Back Better” bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a Kamala Speech Decoder Ring, a solar powered machine to blow smoke up my own butt, a c**pon for a free oil change on my Tesla and a “Blame it on Trump” sign for my front yard.

The instructions were in Spanish.

Yours should arrive soon.

Foxtrot Juliet Bravo



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Mar 19, 2024 11:09:55   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
Jim0001 wrote:
I just received my 2024 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained a monthly benefit increase of two cents, a Biden "Build Back Better” bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a Kamala Speech Decoder Ring, a solar powered machine to blow smoke up my own butt, a c**pon for a free oil change on my Tesla and a “Blame it on Trump” sign for my front yard.

The instructions were in Spanish.

Yours should arrive soon.

Foxtrot Juliet Bravo


That's funny I don't care who you are

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Mar 19, 2024 17:36:10   #
Pissed in TNN
 
👍👍👍to funny

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Mar 19, 2024 19:24:24   #
LostAggie66 Loc: Corpus Christi, TX (Shire of Seawinds)
 
Jim0001 wrote:
I just received my 2024 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained a monthly benefit increase of two cents, a Biden "Build Back Better” bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a Kamala Speech Decoder Ring, a solar powered machine to blow smoke up my own butt, a c**pon for a free oil change on my Tesla and a “Blame it on Trump” sign for my front yard.

The instructions were in Spanish.

Yours should arrive soon.

Foxtrot Juliet Bravo


Very Funny!

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Mar 20, 2024 07:28:39   #
ed4short Loc: New Hampshire
 
No ELWNJ's remarks?
The t***h Hertz,don't it

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Mar 20, 2024 09:47:44   #
rk
 
Did package include

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.kjyY74MG7b9YzIjq2fIYiwHaDj%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=8dea04f60916eb4550591f265ca518ddfd7bd2ec28bbfee080860b467550e0b0&ipo=images

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Mar 20, 2024 09:58:40   #
Jim0001 Loc: originally from Tennessee, now Virginia, USA
 



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Mar 20, 2024 13:19:28   #
LostAggie66 Loc: Corpus Christi, TX (Shire of Seawinds)
 
ed4short wrote:
No ELWNJ's remarks?
The t***h Hertz,don't it


Not an ELWNJ despite what many here think. I have a life not here also. I thought it was a hilarious post. So no ed4 except it's not the t***h it's satire and it Don't Hert(oops hurt)!

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Mar 20, 2024 13:22:13   #
LostAggie66 Loc: Corpus Christi, TX (Shire of Seawinds)
 



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Mar 20, 2024 13:44:36   #
martsiva
 
Jim0001 wrote:
I just received my 2024 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained a monthly benefit increase of two cents, a Biden "Build Back Better” bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a Kamala Speech Decoder Ring, a solar powered machine to blow smoke up my own butt, a c**pon for a free oil change on my Tesla and a “Blame it on Trump” sign for my front yard.

The instructions were in Spanish.

Yours should arrive soon.

Foxtrot Juliet Bravo


Gee I haven't got mine yet!! I`m going to throw a hissy fit and protest up and down my street!!

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Mar 20, 2024 15:02:31   #
pegw
 
I didn't know Democrats were selling swag like Trump's gold tone sneakers.

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Mar 20, 2024 15:11:24   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
Jim0001 wrote:
I just received my 2024 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained a monthly benefit increase of two cents, a Biden "Build Back Better” bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a Kamala Speech Decoder Ring, a solar powered machine to blow smoke up my own butt, a c**pon for a free oil change on my Tesla and a “Blame it on Trump” sign for my front yard.

The instructions were in Spanish.

Yours should arrive soon.

Foxtrot Juliet Bravo


Just about covers it

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