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Immediately After Moving To Texas, Elon Musk Announces Tesla AR-15
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Jul 4, 2022 20:49:24   #
son of witless
 
pegw wrote:
This has to be a joke.


I don't think so. " capable of firing 3 million rounds per minute. " was my clue this is legit. 50,000 rounds per second is what I've been shopping for. I can't wait to see that magazine.

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Jul 5, 2022 00:54:13   #
teabag09
 
Peaver Bogart wrote:
AUSTIN, TX - After years of fighting lame California politicians who want to lock everyone in their homes so they can't go to space or build cool stuff, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced he was moving to a land flowing with milk and honey called Texas. Almost immediately after the move, he announced a new product the whole world has been waiting for: the Tesla AR-15.

"Um... h-howdy, I think," said Elon, expertly taking on the local dialect. "Y'all want a Tesla AR-15? You got it, partner!"

The new firearm will look similar to a standard AR-15 but will in fact be a battery-powered railgun capable of firing 3 million rounds per minute. It will also feature a fingerprint sensor, Bluetooth capability, heat-seeking ammunition, and a chainsaw bayonet.

"We really wanted to re-think self-defense," said Musk. "This new firearm will be the go-to rifle for our SpaceX volunteers when they encounter hostile aliens. It's also a celebration of the Second Amendment. If any federal authorities try to confiscate it, the rifle will automatically connect to the internet and file a lawsuit for you!"

The Federal Government has requested that Tesla at least remove the AI-powered "self-driving" feature on the firearm before selling it.
AUSTIN, TX - After years of fighting lame Californ... (show quote)


Crap! Why couldn't he have brought this out earlier? I already have 6 in different calibers and don't know if I can keep another one clean on a schedule. Mike

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Jul 5, 2022 13:21:35   #
Peaver Bogart Loc: Montana
 
teabag09 wrote:
Crap! Why couldn't he have brought this out earlier? I already have 6 in different calibers and don't know if I can keep another one clean on a schedule. Mike


I think it has an automatic clean cycle, so you don't have to worry about cleaning it.

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Jul 5, 2022 20:14:45   #
manning5 Loc: Richmond, VA
 
Peaver Bogart wrote:
I think it has an automatic clean cycle, so you don't have to worry about cleaning it.


Yes, it does have a clean cycle, and a light oil cycle too. Saw it on the internet on Sunday with Musk.

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