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Apr 7, 2022 09:18:11   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
True story



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Apr 7, 2022 09:48:43   #
Marty 2020 Loc: Banana Republic of Kalifornia
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
True story


Good one ๐Ÿ˜‚
Try this one out,

A girl went to the doctor for breast enhancement surgery.
The doctor says this might hurt, do you want me to numb them first?
She said yes.
So the doctor leaned in and went,

Numnumnumnum
Numnumnumnum!๐Ÿ˜‚

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Apr 7, 2022 09:48:51   #
Tiptop789 Loc: State of Denial
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
True story


Two things, a better than usual comment, and he deserved a butt kicking.

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Apr 7, 2022 09:53:46   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
Marty 2020 wrote:
Good one ๐Ÿ˜‚
Try this one out,

A girl went to the doctor for breast enhancement surgery.
The doctor says this might hurt, do you want me to numb them first?
She said yes.
So the doctor leaned in and went,

Numnumnumnum
Numnumnumnum!๐Ÿ˜‚


More than a mouthful is wasted

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Apr 7, 2022 10:00:32   #
Marty 2020 Loc: Banana Republic of Kalifornia
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
More than a mouthful is wasted


Yes but waste not is to want not.

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Apr 7, 2022 10:03:29   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
Marty 2020 wrote:
Yes but waste not is to want not.


A nip in the mouth is worth two in the hand๐Ÿ˜‚

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Apr 7, 2022 12:42:52   #
Marty 2020 Loc: Banana Republic of Kalifornia
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
A nip in the mouth is worth two in the hand๐Ÿ˜‚


Maybe, itโ€™s dangerous while driving.

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Apr 7, 2022 19:01:43   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
Marty 2020 wrote:
Maybe, itโ€™s dangerous while driving.


Depends who's driving

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Apr 7, 2022 23:40:42   #
Marty 2020 Loc: Banana Republic of Kalifornia
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Depends who's driving


๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚

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Apr 8, 2022 08:36:55   #
Tiptop789 Loc: State of Denial
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Depends who's driving


And what your driving

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Apr 8, 2022 08:52:03   #
Marty 2020 Loc: Banana Republic of Kalifornia
 
Tiptop789 wrote:
And what your driving


If you arenโ€™t driving, a Harley works fine for this theme, hands wise.

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Apr 8, 2022 13:21:59   #
RascalRiley Loc: Somewhere south of Detroit
 
Marty 2020 wrote:
If you arenโ€™t driving, a Harley works fine for this theme, hands wise.
The built in vibrator is a Harley bonus.

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