Wildlandfirefighter wrote:
I've lived with these hand for a long damn time now and I have a special relationship with both of them, even if they don't work as good as they once did. If you have not established special relationships with your hands by now it's your own fault.
But I'm pretty sure you were lying there once again and that you have a very, very special and intimate relationship with yours!
Never needed one. You've just as good as admitted that you do, and are evidently cheating on both of them.