archie bunker wrote:
You take one roll of 2 ply toilet paper, remove the cardboard tube for future use.
Place the toilet paper in a 5 gallon pot of boiling water. Add one bullion cube (beef or chicken) one bean, salt, pepper, and onion if you have it.
You can substitute a teaspoon of bacon fat if you don't have a bullion cube.
Boil for about four hours, or until it becomes soupy.
Serve with acorn toast, and bourbon.
Shooowee! That sure makes that TP hard to wipe with! I just went ahead and used the toast to wipe. Had to assume you meant to drink the bourbon.