maximus wrote:
Kevyn, Sylvester the cat couldn't open his cat food because Tweety Bird had the can opener. I think this Tennessee Tuxedo type character ( look him up),must have also had a can opener. The unnamed polar bear must have taken the pea after drinking all of her Coca Cola and eating the little boy who brought it to her.
Sad story all round. The bear, being full of Coke and boy, was sluggish to say the least. When she got kicked in the ice hole, she froze to death in the water, the water being so cold from the ice that didn't melt due to global warming that didn't happen. The penguin laid down on the ice and started laughing, which the poor dead polar bears husband heard and sneaked up on the penguin and ate him. The man who had been tracking the husband bear shot and killed him. The man was at the end of his supplies and never made it back to civilization, freezing to death. Heartbreaking story, isn't it?
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