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Jul 26, 2019 16:06:16   #
maximus Loc: Chattanooga, Tennessee
 
A penguin cut a hole in the ice and poured out a can of peas around the hole. Then he waited.

When a polar bear came up to take a pea, the penguin kicked him in the ice hole.


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Jul 26, 2019 16:12:41   #
Liberty Tree
 
maximus wrote:
A penguin cut a hole in the ice and poured out a can of peas around the hole. Then he waited.

When a polar bear came up to take a pea, the penguin kicked him in the ice hole.



And the penguin froze his can off.

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Jul 26, 2019 16:24:38   #
Kevyn
 
maximus wrote:
A penguin cut a hole in the ice and poured out a can of peas around the hole. Then he waited.

When a polar bear came up to take a pea, the penguin kicked him in the ice hole.



Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere while polar bears live in the northern hemisphere, besides how could a penguin open a can of peas much less cut a hole in the ice. This story must have been on FOX news or one of Trumps tweets.

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Jul 26, 2019 16:36:02   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Kevyn wrote:
Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere while polar bears live in the northern hemisphere, besides how could a penguin open a can of peas much less cut a hole in the ice. This story must have been on FOX news or one of Trumps tweets.


You must have a sub zero IQ if you cannot understand that the post was a joke. Or are you so full of hatred and bitterness for those who do not parrot the socialist line, that you are totally blind to reality?

NPP

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Jul 26, 2019 17:18:00   #
Kevyn
 
no propaganda please wrote:
You must have a sub zero IQ if you cannot understand that the post was a joke. Or are you so full of hatred and bitterness for those who do not parrot the socialist line, that you are totally blind to reality?

NPP


You must have a sub zero IQ if you can not understand my reply was also a joke.

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Jul 26, 2019 20:04:09   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Kevyn wrote:
You must have a sub zero IQ if you can not understand my reply was also a joke.


When something is a joke it is generally not a h**e filled insult against those who disagree with you, as was your post.

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Jul 26, 2019 20:15:38   #
youngwilliam Loc: Deep in the heart
 
Kevyn wrote:
You must have a sub zero IQ if you can not understand my reply was also a joke.


Wow, you must be the life of the party with jokes like that. NOT.

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Jul 26, 2019 22:10:26   #
Rose42
 
maximus wrote:
A penguin cut a hole in the ice and poured out a can of peas around the hole. Then he waited.

When a polar bear came up to take a pea, the penguin kicked him in the ice hole.




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Jul 27, 2019 06:10:12   #
America 1 Loc: South Miami
 
Kevyn wrote:
You must have a sub zero IQ if you can not understand my reply was also a joke.


No, yours was not a joke, just another pathetic stab at President Trump.
Never the opportunity to be an AH.

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Jul 27, 2019 08:23:38   #
Big dog
 
Regardless of the AH putting in his 2 cents, I liked the joke.

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Jul 27, 2019 13:35:48   #
EN Submarine Qualified Loc: Wisconsin East coast
 
no propaganda please wrote:
You must have a sub zero IQ if you cannot understand that the post was a joke. Or are you so full of hatred and bitterness for those who do not parrot the socialist line, that you are totally blind to reality?

NPP


Got a suggestion. Why don't all of you ignore the AH much like you would a dog turd on the sidewalk?

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Jul 27, 2019 19:50:30   #
teabag09
 
EN Submarine Qualified wrote:
Got a suggestion. Why don't all of you ignore the AH much like you would a dog turd on the sidewalk?


Or if in SF, a people turd. Mike

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Jul 28, 2019 12:02:43   #
Iliamna1
 
Kevyn wrote:
Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere while polar bears live in the northern hemisphere, besides how could a penguin open a can of peas much less cut a hole in the ice. This story must have been on FOX news or one of Trumps tweets.


So What? Maybe he should have used a leopard seal instead of a polar bear. The joke would have been the same joke and YOU would still have usurped the joke as an opportunity to impugn Trump supporters. I give you credit for consistency for unabated nastiness.

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Jul 28, 2019 15:35:22   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
The progressives have only one goal in life- to spew their h**efilled blabber in order to destroy Western society so that Marxist socialist can have a strong footing in America. Then, as it has done elsewhere, it will destroy society and replace it with robots, too afraid to think for themselves for fear they will be k**led for doing so, or sent to the modern form of the Gulag.

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Jul 30, 2019 00:08:31   #
maximus Loc: Chattanooga, Tennessee
 
Kevyn wrote:
Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere while polar bears live in the northern hemisphere, besides how could a penguin open a can of peas much less cut a hole in the ice. This story must have been on FOX news or one of Trumps tweets.


Kevyn, Sylvester the cat couldn't open his cat food because Tweety Bird had the can opener. I think this Tennessee Tuxedo type character ( look him up),must have also had a can opener. The unnamed polar bear must have taken the pea after drinking all of her Coca Cola and eating the little boy who brought it to her.
Sad story all round. The bear, being full of Coke and boy, was sluggish to say the least. When she got kicked in the ice hole, she froze to death in the water, the water being so cold from the ice that didn't melt due to g****l w*****g that didn't happen. The penguin laid down on the ice and started laughing, which the poor dead polar bears husband heard and sneaked up on the penguin and ate him. The man who had been tracking the husband bear shot and k**led him. The man was at the end of his supplies and never made it back to civilization, freezing to death. Heartbreaking story, isn't it?

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