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"You can say an foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'you're right!' I never would've thought of that!" ---Dave Barry
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." ---unknown
"Some days, you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant." ---unknown
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." ---Gene Hill
"In dog years, I'm dead." ---unknown
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs." ---Adolph Huxley
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." ---Robert Benchley
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." --Sue Murphy
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." ---Fran Lebowitz
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul...chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" ---Anne Tyler
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." ---Rita Rudner
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." ---James Thurber
"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets."-Nora Ephrom
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." ---Ann Landers
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." ---Robert A Heinlein
'In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." ---Dereke Bruce
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